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Those Captain Birdseye adverts

robert@fmrobert@fm
edited December 2005 in Chit chat
Does anyone else find them mind-boggling (quite apart from the fact that the Cap'n appears to have got a lot younger)?

All this bleating about what they don't put into their food -- makes me wonder what they do put in, that they want to distract our attention from. :roll:

I bet that, for a start, all Birds Eye foods contain large amounts of dihydrogen monoxide! :D
Post edited by robert@fm on
I never make misteaks mistrakes misyales errurs — oh, sod it.

Comments

  • festershinetopfestershinetop
    edited December 2005
    He looks more like an international playboy that a captain and that episode of penn and tellers bullshit was getting people at a save the earth festival to sign a petiton to ban dihydrogen monoxide and loads of people signed it not realising that dihydrogen monoxide is H20.
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited December 2005
    Maybe the main ingredient is just bird eyes.

    Skarpo
    :)
  • BruceNortonBruceNorton
    edited December 2005
    Well it sure as hell isn't fish.
    Thats for sure.

    And why does Captain birdseye hang around kids so much. Hmmmmmmm

    :lol:
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited December 2005


    And why does Captain birdseye hang around kids so much. Hmmmmmmm

    :lol:


    Cos' Captain 'Len Fairclough' or Captain 'Gary Glitter' doesn't have the same advertising clout.

    I'm all in favour of getting Captain Sensible to do the job myself. After all, he's got plenty of experience selling Wotsits.

  • xfa84xfa84
    edited December 2005
    And why does Captain birdseye hang around kids so much. Hmmmmmmm

    Captain Birdseye
    "Do you want some sweets little boy? Maybe some
    haribo? SHERBERT LEMONS?!.........
    Or maybe just some fish fingers?"
  • alanspecalanspec
    edited December 2005
    While I'm looking at the DHMO site will someone go get me a Benzine ring and some powdered water?? Ta.
    ASpec.

    "I should use simulator loosely 'cos I don't think it's quite like this on the beach with helicopters and fires and the jumping beach buggy" - paulisthebest3uk 2020.
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