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Wacky conspiracy theories

NickHNickH
edited January 2006 in Chit chat
This puts it all into perspective - the top ten wackiest conspiracy theories:

http://www.2spare.com/item_43133.aspx

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  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited January 2006
    They haven't listed the one about MTB and Karingal being the same person.

    Have YOU ever seen them together?
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  • Code MonkeyCode Monkey
    edited January 2006

    How about the one where conspiracy theory threads are deleted from the WOS forums just before someone is about make an intelligent point - only to discover that the thread to which he is replying does not exist?

    Is the US regime so scared of the Spectrum's threat to the C64 that it has decided to stealthily remove WOS from the internet, beginning with the forum, one thread at a time?

    It's all about petrodollars anyway. Wasn't the C64 petrol-driven, or am I thinking of the VIC 20?
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited January 2006
    On 2006-01-17 15:58, fogartylee wrote:
    They haven't listed the one about MTB and Karingal being the same person.

    Have YOU ever seen them together?
    Thats not funny.

    Is it mel?

    MEL!!!!!!
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited January 2006
    On 2006-01-19 19:35, Code Monkey wrote:

    How about the one where conspiracy theory threads are deleted from the WOS forums just before someone is about make an intelligent point - only to discover that the thread to which he is replying does not exist?
    ...

    What are you talking about? It never existed ... move along, there is nothing to see here.

    Skarpo
    ;)
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    just found this, lol

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/a8ba61f4-a3bb-4a51-829d-79f6ccd4f147
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • grey keygrey key
    That Jackie Kennedy fired the fatal shot that blew off the top of JFKs head, from under his chin. She was a FBI handler for sure as her father recruited her into the service from a young age. Did she have to make sure the job was completed when the FBI failed to finish him off ( allegedly ) !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • RetrobrothersRetrobrothers
    The whole 'Flat Earth' theory has to be the best?
  • beanzbeanz
    I think the hollow Earth theory beats the flat Earth theory...as the hollow Earth nuts really believe it...Most of the flat Earthers I think are just having a laugh.
  • DavidBDavidB
    Didn't The Asylum make a documentary about hollow earth?
    No one important.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    LOL
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • def chrisdef chris
    stumbled across a good one id not encountered before on yt the other day: jackie kennedy killed john f kennedy @-)
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited August 2016
    What is all this tinfoil hat chat lately, are we getting Cornish Pasty withdrawal symptoms.
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  • grey keygrey key
    mel the bell wrote: »
    LOL

    I built a full size replica of the great pyramid in my garden with Lego bricks yesterday, it only took an hour, I would have opened it for the public to visit, but my mum said tea was nearly ready, so I took it down.
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1zx1
    Paul McCartney died in France 1966 and was replaced by a double, this one still rages on today and some unhinged people believe it :))
    The Beatles never visited France in 1966.
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • grey keygrey key
    No but Paul did ;)
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey keygrey key
    Tutankhamun's face mask was made for a woman, not a man, as a king never had pierced ears, only a queen.
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    yesterday i saw someat on the bbc site about how and why people love conspiracy theories, cant find it now :(
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • grey keygrey key
    mel the bell wrote: »
    yesterday i saw someat on the bbc site about how and why people love conspiracy theories, cant find it now :(

    It has been removed by the powers that be, to stop people knowing !

    I like conspiracy theory's because you get a free toy in every packet !
    ;) :))
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • zx1zx1
    Another hilarious one is that Buddy Holly's plane crash was caused by aliens that shot the plane down :))
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • grey keygrey key
    John Denver was an alien from the roswel crash in 1947, his parents were stationed at Nellis air force base and were charged with bringing him up. Of course it could be a crock or it could be true, you decide !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey keygrey key
    Now they say Earth could be destroyed by planet 9 within a month, I read this on a mainstream news feed not on a conspiracy site, so it has to be true. So I will spend every penny I have in the world and eat all of the food I have stored, within the next four weeks, perhaps I should also tidy the garden as well :))
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    here we go again lol, and another about the moon Oo
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • grey keygrey key
    edited September 2016
    It made a mess of my garden ! ;)

    They were obviously trying to cover something up :))

    Seriously though, why drop a 2 ton Kinetic missile on the Moon, what did they hope to achieve, they can't have been trying to create a potential base for future trips. They will only annoy the natives and then find themselves in trouble, the mice will want revenge !
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    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    I heard that global warming is being intensified by companies like Google, Amazon and Microsoft who are steeling all the clouds for their new computing platforms.
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  • grey keygrey key
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I heard that global warming is being intensified by companies like Google, Amazon and Microsoft who are steeling all the clouds for their new computing platforms.

    :))

    Don't trust the clouds, they spy on you ;)
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    grey key wrote: »
    Now they say Earth could be destroyed by planet 9 within a month,

    Now see here, that's just not good enough. Planet 9 indeed. The destroyer of worlds should be called something else..like Planet X or something.

    I stole it off a space ship.
  • def chrisdef chris
    planet 9 from outer space ?
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited September 2016
    grey key wrote: »
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I heard that global warming is being intensified by companies like Google, Amazon and Microsoft who are steeling all the clouds for their new computing platforms.

    :))

    Don't trust the clouds, they spy on you ;)

    Its serious stuff. I couldn't find a file containing some important details, and the next day a kind individual called me up from Alabama, mentioning that my file had landed on his roof during last night's rains.. He collected the file and boiled it till it evaporated and rejoined the cloud.. I was lucky, not everyone will have such good luck..
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  • grey keygrey key
    Kaija wrote: »
    grey key wrote: »
    Now they say Earth could be destroyed by planet 9 within a month,

    Now see here, that's just not good enough. Planet 9 indeed. The destroyer of worlds should be called something else..like Planet X or something.

    Perhaps Nibiru ?
    ;)
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • grey keygrey key
    The Ant people are set to return as well, I don't know if they are an Alien race or a Dodgy band reforming.
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
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