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  • gasmangasman
    edited July 2006
    XTM of TMG wrote:
    fag+sausage roll combo

    A sausage roll you can *smoke*? Best. Idea. Ever.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    gasman wrote:
    A sausage roll you can *smoke*? Best. Idea. Ever.

    i much prefer smoking a pork pipe
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited July 2006
    mile wrote:
    i much prefer smoking a pork pipe
    That sounds like you enjoy giving blowjobs, which you're going to find a bit difficult unless you're gay ... or a contortionist. :)

    Necros.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    it does, doesn't it.

    not that theres anything wrong with smoking a pork pipe, but i prefer munching on a nice warm creamy tart.
  • icabodicabod
    edited July 2006
    Hmm. Maybe I should tell Martijn that the WOS domain has been hijacked by a Carry On forum.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy.
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited July 2006
    mile wrote:
    i much prefer smoking a pork pipe

    Busted! And Brighton too?

    Got something to tell us?
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  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    theres nothing wrong with brighton, full of sailors. men's men.
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited July 2006
    Ah. The truth is finally revealed. Do brothels cater for men who ... um ... drive their car on the other side of the road, I wonder?

    Necros.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    americans? suppose they would

    im not gay (not that theres anything wrong with that) or bi, or in the closet, or kidding myself, or curious.

    case closed!!!!


    in fact i will post some pic's of me wearing various manly clothes to prove my sexuality. ie cowboy outfits, construction worker clothes, biker leathers.
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited July 2006
    You could go one step further and film yourself singing YMCA. That will put an end to the whole 'wondering if you're gay' nonsense once and for all. :p

    Necros.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    i would rather sing 'its raining men'. which is a homage to operation 'market garden' during the second world war.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited July 2006
    Necros wrote:
    You could go one step further and film yourself singing YMCA. That will put an end to the whole 'wondering if you're gay' nonsense once and for all. :p

    Necros.

    Is YMCA a gay anthem ?

    Damn never knew that, no wonder i used to get tons of abuse at every karoeke i went to when i always sung that.

    You'll be telling me next Culture Club were gay
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    ive only been in a 'gay' pub once, all they played was sheryl crow.
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited July 2006
    Do we need a chit-chat FAQ?

    Q. Can I sing YMCA at karaoke?
    A. Not unless you are in the blue oyster bar.
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  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    ....more faq

    Q what is a pork pipe?
    A its a mans penis, if you smoke one you are branded gay. (not that theres anything wrong with that)
  • andrew_rollingsandrew_rollings
    edited July 2006
    Necros wrote:
    Ah. The truth is finally revealed. Do brothels cater for men who ... um ... drive their car on the other side of the road, I wonder?

    Necros.


    You mean everywhere except the British, Japanese and somewhere else I can't remember??

    No, I think they have rub-a-tug shops everywhere...

    ;)
  • GOCGOC
    edited July 2006
    mile wrote:
    in fact i will post some pic's of me wearing various manly clothes to prove my sexuality. ie cowboy outfits, construction worker clothes, biker leathers.

    Ever since a certain movie was released, cowboy clothes ain't so straight anymore. :P
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    midnight cowboy?
  • misguided_foolmisguided_fool
    edited July 2006
    The only gay member of the village people was the indian...

    Funny that.. He looked straight and the others looked like professional arse-pirates.
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    yeah i saw the film of the village people. wasn't the bike cop and actual cop who was married.






    not sure how a thread starting off as me wishing to find a place to pay for sex with a woman has turned into this sausage fest. (not that theres anything wrong with that.)
  • icabodicabod
    edited July 2006
    Kinda on both subjects, I went on a stag do in Brighton and remember spotting a card in a phone box. It advertised a "Sexy 9' Transexual" -- 9 foot!?!? Jeez, that would hurt.
  • ArjunArjun
    edited July 2006
    mile wrote:
    not sure how a thread starting off as me wishing to find a place to pay for sex with a woman has turned into this sausage fest. (not that theres anything wrong with that.)

    Of course there's nothing wrong with that! Most threads on WoS tend to go off topic anyways. Oh wait...you were referring to erm... ah.. right.
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  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited July 2006
    andrew_rollings wrote:
    You mean everywhere except the British, Japanese and somewhere else I can't remember??

    No, I think they have rub-a-tug shops everywhere...

    ;)
    To the best of my knowledge, the only countries that drive on the left side of the road are UK, Ireland and Pakistan. I'm not sure about Japan but they may also be included.

    That wasn't my original point though. :)

    Necros.
  • JamesWJamesW
    edited July 2006
    Necros wrote:
    To the best of my knowledge, the only countries that drive on the left side of the road are UK, Ireland and Pakistan. I'm not sure about Japan but they may also be included.

    There's quite a few more countries that drive on the left, Japan included.
  • ArjunArjun
    edited July 2006
    Necros wrote:
    To the best of my knowledge, the only countries that drive on the left side of the road are UK, Ireland and Pakistan. I'm not sure about Japan but they may also be included.

    And India.
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  • gasmangasman
    edited July 2006
    icabod wrote:
    spotting a card in a phone box. It advertised a "Sexy 9' Transexual" -- 9 foot!?!? Jeez, that would hurt.

    Yeah. Someone that tall would keep hitting their head on doorframes all the time...
  • Bermondsey BobBermondsey Bob
    edited July 2006
    fogartylee wrote:
    Do we need a chit-chat FAQ?

    Q. Can I sing YMCA at karaoke?
    A. Not unless you are in the blue oyster bar.

    They really need to put the Blue Oyster Bay in Vice City. It was crying out for it :lol: :lol: :lol:
  • milemile
    edited July 2006
    good news everyone the stag do starts on the weekend of http://www.brightonpride.org/whats-on/
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited July 2006
    Sounds like we need a new acronym:
    (Nttiawwt.)
    =
    (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

    Skarpo
    ;-)
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