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  • DarenDaren
    edited July 2006
    Skarpo wrote:
    Sounds like we need a new acronym:
    (Nttiawwt.)
    =
    (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

    Skarpo
    ;-)

    You don't need the 'i', and I'd replace anything with owt, to give nttowwt :-)
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited July 2006
    Daren wrote:
    You don't need the 'i', and I'd replace anything with owt, to give nttowwt :-)

    Though I am not as AR about this as I used to be when I was younger, I have to admit that in my world I HATE contractions.

    Skarpo
    :-)
  • milemile
    edited August 2006
    the groom never went to the brothel in the end, he didn't want to betray his bride to be.

    ....then we got back off the stag do to find she had moved all her stuff out and left him.

    there is a lesson there, but i can't find it.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited August 2006
    You serious ?!?

    She left him just before they were about to get married ? Damn !!! Poor bloke
  • milemile
    edited August 2006
    yep, a week's notice. i have to give longer to quit work.

    i guess its better then, than on the day.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited August 2006
    Do you know the reasons ? I knew one girl who got jilted at the altar, poor girl to go through something like this.

    After getting married 2 years ago i can kinda imagine what he must be feeling, if that happened to me i would be totally gutted.

    Blimey !!! Weird how it works, there he is being totally 100% faithful on his stag do (as you should be) but then this happens ! Hope he gets that engagement ring back !
  • icabodicabod
    edited August 2006
    She prolly reads the WOS forums.
  • milemile
    edited August 2006
    nah, she doesn't come on here.

    i think she just got cold feet, apparently she said she wasn't in love no more.

    its not only the engagement ring, but the wedding rings, honeymoon, room bookings, cattering, suit hire, and all the other things he's going to have to try and get money back from.

    not to mention the house that he will have to pay her off for.
  • ADJBADJB
    edited August 2006
    mile wrote:

    its not only the engagement ring, but the wedding rings, honeymoon, room bookings, cattering, suit hire, and all the other things he's going to have to try and get money back from.

    not to mention the house that he will have to pay her off for.

    Still cheaper than getting married and paying for the divorce in 12 months....

    ADJB
  • milemile
    edited August 2006
    i knew there was a silver lining.
  • ADJBADJB
    edited August 2006
    Necros wrote:
    To the best of my knowledge, the only countries that drive on the left side of the road are UK, Ireland and Pakistan. I'm not sure about Japan but they may also be included.

    Malta definatly does - thats always where I buy my cars from, 50% less than buying them in the UK

    ADJB
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