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It was going to happen sooner or later :(

Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
edited December 2006 in Chit chat
Things can only get worse from here
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  • milemile
    edited December 2006
    it would avoid the inevatable.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2557741.stm
  • AndyCAndyC
    edited December 2006
    Oh for crying out loud.

    Why don't we just tell children that Santa is dead and Christmas is cancelled. It'd be a lot bloody easier in the long run.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited December 2006
    fogartylee wrote:
    Things can only get worse from here
    Arjun's got a Christmas job?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited December 2006
    I reckon he'd look cool in a red suit :D
    and a white beard :D :D
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • ZX BeccyZX Beccy
    edited December 2006
    boy I can't wait for the revolution!
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited December 2006
    Wow ... all of a sudden we are talking about the wii (or the "12" as I like to call it).

    Skarpo
    :-)
  • ArjunArjun
    edited December 2006
    DEATH wrote:
    I reckon he'd look cool in a red suit :D
    and a white beard :D :D

    I don't mind so long as I have Santa babes helping me out! Or would they be outsourced too? :o
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  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited December 2006
    Arjun wrote:
    I don't mind so long as I have Santa babes helping me out! Or would they be outsourced too? :o

    Don't forget that Santa's "babes" are most around the 4foot mark ... oh, wait maybe that's just his workers?

    Might be funny to see Santa's babes outsourced to Amazonian Warrior princesses.
  • NickHNickH
    edited December 2006
    Have you seen the "Santa" in the Debenhams Christmas TV ad? (The one with "Santa Baby" being sung in the background).

    There's no polite way of saying this, but doesn't he look like a bit of a nonce?
  • ADJBADJB
    edited December 2006
    I can understand outsourcing everything when you read articles like this...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/6207970.stm


    ADJB
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited December 2006
    Very funny read but i do actually 'kinda' get their point. If someones got a nut allergy they have to know.

    The Father Xmas thing seems a bit crazy but you know IF somehow a kiddie fiddler was being Father Xmas and this was found out after then there would be even more uproar and 'why was he allowed the job and not checked' etc.

    Bit like scout masters in the past being done for child stuff because they werent properly checked etc.

    Its sad we live in these times when we have to be like this, be easy if every kiddie fiddler looked like the stereotypical image we have but thats not the case.
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited December 2006
    psj3809 wrote:

    Its sad we live in these times when we have to be like this, be easy if every kiddie fiddler looked like the stereotypical image we have but thats not the case.

    It would be dead easy to spot them if it was branded on their heads and they walked funny due to having bollocks removed.
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  • psj3809psj3809
    edited December 2006
    Nice point ! Sadly cant see that law being passed !
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