fogartylee WOW AWESOME MODERATION !

edited January 2007 in Chit chat
As for his death, who cares the yanks installed him, they took him out. They also installed the Iranian goverment, guess wot might come next ?

Joppa :)

Lock and Load Lee ?
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  • edited January 2007
    Have I missed something?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited January 2007
    I think it's something to do with burning commodore 64's
  • edited January 2007
    I have a shed, but it's falling down now. I really don't want to keep my speccies in there anymore, especially with these high winds. Can anyone recommend a decent shed?

    D.
  • edited January 2007
    I'm thinking of getting a new shed from B&Q in the sale. What colour should I paint it?
  • edited January 2007
    Joppa is a villiage in Cornwall, it's also Russian for ass.

    But in all fairness, who gives a shit.

    And Mr. Dunny. Strikes Garden centres do a extremely nice shed for ?300 approx.
  • edited January 2007
    Dunny wrote:
    I have a shed, but it's falling down now. I really don't want to keep my speccies in there anymore, especially with these high winds. Can anyone recommend a decent shed?

    D.
    I recommend the Earthcom 70-128 Bomb Shelter. It will protect you against bomb, chemical, EMP and troll attacks. The ideal environment for your Speccy collection. :)

    Necros.
  • edited January 2007
    I would like to know if the rumour that mel has a wanking shed has any foundation... mel?
  • edited January 2007
    wish i had a gobshitewanker shed, to keep cornishdavey in
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited January 2007
    Nope. I am now officially too old. I have no idea what is going on. I'm actually looking forward to being looked after by nurses. Not you Becky. I've had too much excitement for one lifetime.
  • edited January 2007
    So do I mel, you could give him a gimp outfit and only let him have access to internet when we were all bored :D

    Nice one sard, you couldn`t post the link for that tape site again, I lost it.
  • edited January 2007
    frobush wrote:
    Nope. I am now officially too old. I have no idea what is going on. I'm actually looking forward to being looked after by nurses. Not you Becky. I've had too much excitement for one lifetime.
    You're not alone. It's Cornishdavey. Nobody really knows what's going on. :)

    Necros.
  • edited January 2007
    frobush wrote:
    I'm actually looking forward to being looked after by nurses.

    Yeah I have those dreams too, I think we`d all like a good `looking after` by some nurses :lol:
  • edited January 2007
    CKay wrote:
    Nice one sard, you couldn`t post the link for that tape site again, I lost it.

    http://www.says-it.com/cassette/index.php

    :)
  • edited January 2007
    Nice one, thanks :razz: I had a lot of fun on there last time it was posted and forgot to bookmark it.
  • edited January 2007
    Anyone know of any closet-to-shed conversion? :)
  • edited January 2007
    frobush wrote:
    I'm actually looking forward to being looked after by nurses.

    <raises hand>

    Erm, I'm a nurse. You want looking after? YOU SURE?

    D.
  • edited January 2007
    As usuall, I have no idea what's going on!

    Ah well. Back to sheds.
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  • edited January 2007
    Dunny wrote:
    <raises hand>

    Erm, I'm a nurse. You want looking after? YOU SURE?

    D.
    I think he meant by young, blonde and page 3 type figure-shaped nurses whose uniforms are a couple of sizes too small...

    You'll have to make do with Beccy. :lol:
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited January 2007
    ** Watches as Beccy comes round to karingal's house and beats him to death with a miniature Dalek. ** :p

    Necros.
  • edited January 2007
    Necros wrote:
    ** Watches as Beccy comes round to karingal's house and beats him to death with a miniature Dalek. ** :p

    Necros.

    * wanks over the video.
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  • edited January 2007
    As for his death, who cares the yanks installed him, they took him out. They also installed the Iranian goverment, guess wot might come next ?

    Joppa :)

    Lock and Load Lee ?


    Couldn't be bothered to read the other posts, but has forgartylee been executed? Damn! That's a shame.

    I've just found a nude picture of Alan Sugar for page 3 of the next Shed Weekly magazine. Where can I send it to now?
  • edited January 2007
    Couldn't be bothered to read the other posts, but has forgartylee been executed? Damn! That's a shame.

    No. The rumour I started is that I am bloody well hung.
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  • edited January 2007
    Have I missed Lee putting on his moderators hat recently? I hadn't noticed anything.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited January 2007
    Blimey, you get a free hat :o If we`d known we`d all have been vying for moderator status....





    It`s not a pink bonnet is it?
  • edited January 2007
    Let's all boycott GINSTER'S pasties in protest.
  • edited January 2007
    Is that in protest of Lee being hung, being well hung, or having a hat?
  • edited January 2007
    Dammit, did I miss a cornishpasty conspiracy thread?
    Was it the one about the government really being nice guys and having a secret candy factory out in the Nevada desert?
    Or the one about the ancient bible discovered in Egypt with a companion book called 'The further adventures of Jesus' that the Catholics are keeping hidden in the Vatican?
  • edited January 2007
    beanz wrote:
    Dammit, did I miss a cornishpasty conspiracy thread?
    Was it the one about the government really being nice guys and having a secret candy factory out in the Nevada desert?
    Or the one about the ancient bible discovered in Egypt with a companion book called 'The further adventures of Jesus' that the Catholics are keeping hidden in the Vatican?
    Yes. Didn't you hear, Lee's been shot (or hanged, or something...) and a "mysterious" organisation who apparently have ties to Opus Dei and the Freemasons are using his account to spread disinformation and keep the death of Michael Baigent (probably) a secret.

    Necros.
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