That performance was few weeks ago was a best of last years contestants show as PR for this years tallent compo.... I actually entered the competition with that song last year and thats where I came second. That is also why there is a mix of two performances in the video this one and the one before.
This year I am also thinking of performing.....
The Power of Love by Hollie Johnson... I can nail the vocal spot on.
However I do not know what I should wear.... as holly never actually appeared in the video to it.... it being a nativity sceene.
However, on the cover to the 2005 re-release single he is shown dressed as an angel with wings.
never heard of it. do a tom jones song instead, you will get a face full of nickers.
Funy you should say that my university is in the town where Tom Jones grew up. There is a bar a few block from the uni where Tom jones first sang, he did five songs for ?1.
Apparently accoding to the locals though Tom spent more time robbing it than singing in it.
its all falling into place. are there a lot of people your age who look like tom jones wandering around. have you always wondered why you dont look like your dad?
that reminds me of a game i devised some years ago
warning - this game treads the lines of decency.
my ex started uni in edinburgh, in her freshers year she was in halls of recidence. so she shared accomodation with some other girls. they comprised of an american, a greek, a russian, a scottish girl, and an irish girl. the mix of nationalaties sparked the idea of the game.
what i would do was to get a pair of soiled panties from each of the girls. (without their knowledge) take them home (back to england) lay them out in a line on the floor and have my mates sniff them to try and guess the nationality. unfortunatly each girl had a yale lock on thier doors so getting into the rooms proved impossible. although one day i hope to host this game. :)
mile, your a sick sick b*st*rd.... I would like to shake your hand :D
reminds me of when Johnny Vaughan and Kelly Brook used to do Big Breakfast and they had these ceramic Spice Girls dolls, the only thing Johnny was interested in doing on early morn TV was turning all the dolls upside down to show the knickers, and with a cheeky look repeating the word `pants... Pants.... PANTS`... was LMAO :)
That performance was few weeks ago was a best of last years contestants show as PR for this years tallent compo.... I actually entered the competition with that song last year and thats where I came second. That is also why there is a mix of two performances in the video this one and the one before.
This year I am also thinking of performing.....
The Power of Love by Hollie Johnson... I can nail the vocal spot on.
However I do not know what I should wear.... as holly never actually appeared in the video to it.... it being a nativity sceene.
However, on the cover to the 2005 re-release single he is shown dressed as an angel with wings.
Why not go on dressed as a priest, a bit like Paul Heaton in the video for 'Caravan Of Love'? Or maybe that will offend people, I dunno.
Nah it is very hard to offend our lot although it did happen once.
One halloween the S.U. hired out a spooky freek show. It stated of with one man angle griding his crotch wich had a steel plate in it... sending sparks over the front row. Another sceene involved a man smashing pint glasses on his head with wich they had tp move the front two rows as there was glass going in beer, in hair and down cleavages. The last scene involved tying a woman (who was part of the act) to a chair doggy style, whilst one bloke acted out rape and another bloke faked pissing on her head. At that point 70% of the room walked out and the show was stopped mid flow.
This story got in the local papers it was bigish news for a while.
. they comprised of an american, a greek, a russian, a scottish girl, and an irish girl. the mix of nationalaties sparked the idea of the game.
So what would you look for/smell for ?
American = Smells like corn dogs and root beer. Knickers of Yo-yo variety
Greek = Smells like a doner kebab (with chilli sauce)
Scottish = Evidence of deep fried mars bar abuse
Irish = Black skid marks from drinking Guiness
Russian = Radioactive traces of Polonium
American = Smells like corn dogs and root beer. Knickers of Yo-yo variety
Greek = Smells like a doner kebab (with chilli sauce)
Scottish = Evidence of deep fried mars bar abuse
Irish = Black skid marks from drinking Guiness
Russian = Radioactive traces of Polonium
Any other stereotypes you can come up with? ;)
No no, I think you've got it pretty well covered there Mr Chaos. Of course, you're assuming that they actually wash - else they's all smell pretty much the same eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
diet must have something to do with it. like when you eat sugarpuffs and your wee smells of it. and when i eat lots of garlic all my excretions smell of garlic, and i mean all of them. as an experiment the next time i am on a promise for a BJ i will scoff lots of garlic and see if the girl notices.
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This year I am also thinking of performing.....
The Power of Love by Hollie Johnson... I can nail the vocal spot on.
However I do not know what I should wear.... as holly never actually appeared in the video to it.... it being a nativity sceene.
However, on the cover to the 2005 re-release single he is shown dressed as an angel with wings.
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/d3/d1/5147b340dca08d075ded1010._AA240_.L.jpg
Any Ideas?
shave all your hair off, and wear a big nappie.
.... and to wear performing the song, dress up as marty mcfly.
Im thinking of this version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xaWOOb0imQ
never heard of it. do a tom jones song instead, you will get a face full of nickers.
Hopefully, some of them will still be warm ewwwwww.
Funy you should say that my university is in the town where Tom Jones grew up. There is a bar a few block from the uni where Tom jones first sang, he did five songs for ?1.
Apparently accoding to the locals though Tom spent more time robbing it than singing in it.
Scottie.
and wet.
eeeeewwwwww.....
that reminds me of a game i devised some years ago
warning - this game treads the lines of decency.
my ex started uni in edinburgh, in her freshers year she was in halls of recidence. so she shared accomodation with some other girls. they comprised of an american, a greek, a russian, a scottish girl, and an irish girl. the mix of nationalaties sparked the idea of the game.
what i would do was to get a pair of soiled panties from each of the girls. (without their knowledge) take them home (back to england) lay them out in a line on the floor and have my mates sniff them to try and guess the nationality. unfortunatly each girl had a yale lock on thier doors so getting into the rooms proved impossible. although one day i hope to host this game. :)
reminds me of when Johnny Vaughan and Kelly Brook used to do Big Breakfast and they had these ceramic Spice Girls dolls, the only thing Johnny was interested in doing on early morn TV was turning all the dolls upside down to show the knickers, and with a cheeky look repeating the word `pants... Pants.... PANTS`... was LMAO :)
Why not go on dressed as a priest, a bit like Paul Heaton in the video for 'Caravan Of Love'? Or maybe that will offend people, I dunno.
https://discordapp.com/invite/cZt59EQ
Nah it is very hard to offend our lot although it did happen once.
One halloween the S.U. hired out a spooky freek show. It stated of with one man angle griding his crotch wich had a steel plate in it... sending sparks over the front row. Another sceene involved a man smashing pint glasses on his head with wich they had tp move the front two rows as there was glass going in beer, in hair and down cleavages. The last scene involved tying a woman (who was part of the act) to a chair doggy style, whilst one bloke acted out rape and another bloke faked pissing on her head. At that point 70% of the room walked out and the show was stopped mid flow.
This story got in the local papers it was bigish news for a while.
i guess they ask the acts now if they have any simulated sex crimes in them.
So what would you look for/smell for ?
American = Smells like corn dogs and root beer. Knickers of Yo-yo variety
Greek = Smells like a doner kebab (with chilli sauce)
Scottish = Evidence of deep fried mars bar abuse
Irish = Black skid marks from drinking Guiness
Russian = Radioactive traces of Polonium
Any other stereotypes you can come up with? ;)
No no, I think you've got it pretty well covered there Mr Chaos. Of course, you're assuming that they actually wash - else they's all smell pretty much the same eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!