MILF loving
Ok - I dont know what's up with the post count on here. It never seems to go up. This should be no 666 - which I'm going to celebrate with a thread about MILF's.
Last night, I had a call from some random lady I met one weekend out on the piss. Can't remember much about her - apparently I had a bit of drunken snog, took her number and left for another pub. Anyway, I spoke to her last night and got her online. She got her cam on, and shes quite nice - didnt manage to get her kit off, but that will come. I remembered her face instantly and now remember vaguely the night we met. So we chatted for a while and then I went to bed. She then rang later and I spoke to her as she had fun with herself. Was a bit of a laugh.
So now - she wants me to pop over her house and get it on. Shes smart enough, but shes 38. She looks great for her age - I've slept with only one person that age, and it was a drunken haze, so I dont think that counts. She wants a kinda all night marathon at hers - anything goes.
Im in two minds whether to go ahead. My thoughts are:
1) I dont think I have anything to say to her. It would just be sex. May make it awkward
2) Plenty more action in town. Why waste a night with this woman.
3) She may want more after its over. Which I know I wont.
4) Not sure I could handle her with her kit off if Im sober.
5) I dont really know much about this woman. She could be a lunatic.
6) She could be in league with the devil (Had to put a satanic link)
What do you think ?
Last night, I had a call from some random lady I met one weekend out on the piss. Can't remember much about her - apparently I had a bit of drunken snog, took her number and left for another pub. Anyway, I spoke to her last night and got her online. She got her cam on, and shes quite nice - didnt manage to get her kit off, but that will come. I remembered her face instantly and now remember vaguely the night we met. So we chatted for a while and then I went to bed. She then rang later and I spoke to her as she had fun with herself. Was a bit of a laugh.
So now - she wants me to pop over her house and get it on. Shes smart enough, but shes 38. She looks great for her age - I've slept with only one person that age, and it was a drunken haze, so I dont think that counts. She wants a kinda all night marathon at hers - anything goes.
Im in two minds whether to go ahead. My thoughts are:
1) I dont think I have anything to say to her. It would just be sex. May make it awkward
2) Plenty more action in town. Why waste a night with this woman.
3) She may want more after its over. Which I know I wont.
4) Not sure I could handle her with her kit off if Im sober.
5) I dont really know much about this woman. She could be a lunatic.
6) She could be in league with the devil (Had to put a satanic link)
What do you think ?
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don't you have a GF anyway?
its really dissapointing. i slept with a 36 year old the other week, and sure the sex was good, but then in the morning (if your planning on staying) you will see the wrinkles close up. no offence to people married to women that age. :)
also chances are she will have a massive greying muff. and are you sure she doesn't have any kids? if she doesn't fucking beware my freind, seriously it can be all that bit too temting to screw someone without protection. she may just be after your baby making mess.
Anyways ... you're bound to come back a man ... the experience might even plop a few hairs on your chest ... or at the very least something small and itchy up your urethra ... you'll tell us of your experience, we'll all have a laugh, and go "Ooooer!" ... "Fnar!" ... "You lucky donkey, you!" Etc, etc.
Skarpo
:-)
My current thought is to go out, get her to pop out - see her without beer googles and quiz her a bit. Then see how it feels - that way I can fuck her off or pop to hers and have a laff.
does she wear scarfs and neck chokers all the time? and are her hands big?
my advice is if you dont smell anything fishy get the hell out of dodge.
Last year I saw a 38yr old a few times. She was fantastic. Definately No.1 in my all time top 20. Had the body of a teenager and the energy of a crate of red-bulls.
It's a bit of a gamble I'm afraid.
top 20!!! you stud.
I shall get some pics sorted if I can for you to check out. The cam aint amazing, but shes quite nice facially.
She did actually wear a neck scarf on one occassion. Why did you have to say that Mile... I'm thinking about the crying game now you bastard.
Read: She still lives with her mum.
flipping heck, that'd be awsome.
well i did guess they weren't going to all be nice decent girls. :p
Or she's his mum. How funny would that be?
not much, his mum is shit in bed. :o
I got some texts off my mum last week.
1st - You are a slag. You are old enough to know better
2nd - Don't you DARE get any more pregnant
3rd - She's young enough to be your daughter.
Yeah - she shit the bed when I was with her too. Prolapse.
lucky bastard.........to have such a caring mum.
my mum keeps asking if im gay.
Why doesn't she just ask your boyfriend?
I really think its all genuine. If she lives with her mum, then I've got a problem.
cos he doesn't speak much english.
His boyfriend is in the Navy. He's never around.
i dont have a BF, and if i did he wouldn't be in the navy, he'd either be a construction worker or a red indian.
Keep me updated with the latest !
cant you do the whole ctrl, print scrn thing and copy into paint. i know it doesn't work with everything, just a suggestion.
But yeah get some grabs, i think us pervs would like to give the thumbs up or not (I didnt mean that in a rude way)
I really think shes a smart, older lady. I think I was lucky to bump into her and get on with her.. I think shes just really enjoying having attention from a younger man - I just gave her some flattery etc and she liked it..
We'll see how it goes. Knowing me I'll probably just get hammered, miss her calls and then text her at 4am when Im shitfaced telling her I love her...
I should really delete her number before I go out. Goddamn phones...
You know it makes sense.
ive done that loads. :o
i know whats going to happen, MF will get pissed and will ask this girl if he can take some nudey snaps for his mates on the internet. so he'll either get a slap or he'll become a porn king.
I will let you know what happens.