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This put me right off my piss

BigBadMickBigBadMick
edited May 2007 in Chit chat
I was standing in the toilet in the men's changing room of my local gym tonight, trying to have a piss, when the magazine lying on top of the toilet caught my eye:

http://www.geocities.com/waspdog3/nikki01.jpg

How difficult is it to take a fucking piss when all you can see in front of you is a huge picture of that thick bint Nikki (from the last series of Big Brother - she ended up going out with the guy who couldn't stop swearing, until he got sick of her constant yapping like a spoilt brat and dumped her like a hot coal) with her face like a well-slapped arse and her patched-up tits.

http://www.geocities.com/waspdog3/nikki02.jpg

Jesus. The sight of those big plasters over her titty scars really put me off having a slash.

And what kind of man brings the woman's magazine Now into the fucking toilet? And LEAVES IT SITTING THERE! Jesus Christ.

Must be wank material.
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Comments

  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited May 2007
    Did you wait until you got home or were you able to go then and there???
  • ShuggyShuggy
    edited May 2007
    Not sure which is the most dodgy.....

    a) The bloke putting the mag in there.

    b) You photographing/uploading it.

    c) Me clicking on the links to see the pictures..


    Its a mad world eah? :)
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited May 2007
    Skarpo wrote: »
    Did you wait until you got home or were you able to go then and there???

    Got going eventually, but Jesus Christ, who wants to look at that sort of shit when they're trying to relax and let the wee wee flow?! :/
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited May 2007
    You could have brushed it off onto the floor before you "went" ... or just made it into a game and "aimed" for the mag.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited May 2007
    Shuggy wrote: »
    Not sure which is the most dodgy.....

    a) The bloke putting the mag in there.

    b) You photographing/uploading it.

    c) Me clicking on the links to see the pictures..


    Its a mad world eah? :)

    I'd have to agree with you there.
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited May 2007
    Tell the truth! It was your copy of now, and you just felt so ashamed and dirty for buying it, that you invented this thread to make yourself feel better. :p
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  • WinstonWinston
    edited May 2007
    Women's mags? I quite like reading Cosmopolitan sometimes.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited May 2007
    the only time I have trouble taking a piss, is if I have a hard on. Therefore, I wouldn't have had any problems.
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited May 2007
    Skarpo wrote: »
    You could have brushed it off onto the floor before you "went" ... or just made it into a game and "aimed" for the mag.

    Bet it's not the first time Nikki's felt the warmth of fresh piss on her face... :)
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