depends where you work. if your a bus driver no its not right, in an office yes as it get you away from your desk for 10 mins. (as long as its in a toilet)
I try to avoid it, but some days - like yesterday, I had to use the office toilet. It's just not the same. You can't really enjoy it like you can at home.
There's a cool saying I once heared from a mate years back - refering to someone who is kinda carefree..
'He's one hell of a boy. He'll shit in anyone's toilet'
I try to avoid it, but some days - like yesterday, I had to use the office toilet. It's just not the same. You can't really enjoy it like you can at home.
There's a cool saying I once heared from a mate years back - refering to someone who is kinda carefree..
'He's one hell of a boy. He'll shit in anyone's toilet'
I now fully appreciate that saying..
wtf do you do when your having a shit? apparently if you enjoy it, you'll enjoy anal sex.
seriously though, i think you'll find most people will shit in any toilet, even nasty ones in clubs. i know i do.
you used to be a cool guy, but im thinking you might not be anymore. your like that guy 'shit break' from american pie who has to go home to have a poo.
wtf do you do when your having a shit? apparently if you enjoy it, you'll enjoy anal sex.
seriously though, i think you'll find most people will shit in any toilet, even nasty ones in clubs. i know i do.
you used to be a cool guy, but im thinking you might not be anymore. your like that guy 'shit break' from american pie who has to go home to have a poo.
Having a big dump is one of life's great joys. There's nothing worse than expecting a really nice satisfying shit, and then doing something that's type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
I tend to save up my dumps for work, saves bog roll at home :-)
I don't mind office toilets as long as they are well kept and dont stink.
However, I dont like pub or club toilets. They stink and you are very lucky if the seat aint covered in someones p155 or 5h1t. I only go if I really have do, making sure my ass does not touch the excrement infested toilets. A result I have developed really strong calf muscles.
I hate them stainless steel toilets that pubs, clubs and public places use. The final staw for me has to be the porta loo, they are the gross-est thing in the world.
Never had a number 2 in the whole of my school years (kid you not), still cant stand doing anything like that in anyone elses house. I can now do it in my mates house but now his missus has moved in i just cant ! I know its stupid i cant help it !
At work i never did for years until i discovered a toilet (we worked in a huge building) in a little nook and cranny which hardly anyone went in.
Never had a number 2 in the whole of my school years (kid you not), still cant stand doing anything like that in anyone elses house. I can now do it in my mates house but now his missus has moved in i just cant ! I know its stupid i cant help it !
At work i never did for years until i discovered a toilet (we worked in a huge building) in a little nook and cranny which hardly anyone went in.
You're my hero. At last someone who understands....
Never had a number 2 in the whole of my school years (kid you not), still cant stand doing anything like that in anyone elses house. I can now do it in my mates house but now his missus has moved in i just cant ! I know its stupid i cant help it !
At work i never did for years until i discovered a toilet (we worked in a huge building) in a little nook and cranny which hardly anyone went in.
i once had a shit with some one in the toilet talking to me. i did make him turn around when it came to wiping up.
when people used to ring me, if i needed, id go for a dump, it was pretty funny when they heard the toilet flush and realise what i had been doing. ha ha
it was in a club, there were no walls around the toilet, or even urinals and he wanted to use it after me. i couldn't very well ask him to piss in the sink, i was a guest in his country.
When i went on holiday with my mates i obviously waited for them all to go to the pool or the pub and i would wait behind for 10 mins or so ! I just cant go if i know people were in the house/apartment
But i would never do a number two in a toilet in any restaurant/club etc. Would basically wait till i got back home if i'm on holiday. Mad i know, i mean i'll never see these people again but my fear is getting 'the look' where someones staring at you saying in his head 'so thats the dirty bastard who just had a shit in the toilet we can all smell'.
Must be the same for women. In my single years going into London and pulling a girl and staying at a mates house or going back to the girls house i never did a 'number 2' at any of those houses. Used to have bad stomach cramp waiting to get home to do one though ! But the same for the girls, never had any of them do the 'unthinkable' with me in the house !
You're my hero. At last someone who understands....
Same here, i'm glad we think the same. For years my best mate thought i was odd as he knew about my 'strange behaviour' with number 2's but i know i'm not alone !
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depends where you work. if your a bus driver no its not right, in an office yes as it get you away from your desk for 10 mins. (as long as its in a toilet)
There's a cool saying I once heared from a mate years back - refering to someone who is kinda carefree..
'He's one hell of a boy. He'll shit in anyone's toilet'
I now fully appreciate that saying..
yeah, thats what i do. maybe he is shy like a cat, and can only do it at home.
I used to live right next to my school - so it's more or less true.
wtf do you do when your having a shit? apparently if you enjoy it, you'll enjoy anal sex.
seriously though, i think you'll find most people will shit in any toilet, even nasty ones in clubs. i know i do.
you used to be a cool guy, but im thinking you might not be anymore. your like that guy 'shit break' from american pie who has to go home to have a poo.
:(
See above - beat you to it !
I have had the odd visit to a stinking pub toilet, but thats been on a rare occassion. I cant believe the state people leave toilets in.
i worked that out :)
god help you if you ever end up in prison, you'd explode.
only if you turn punk for the daddy of the wing.
I was hoping it would be a bit more like Stir Crazy. Befriending mass murders, playing cards and going to rodeos..
similar, cept they'd be playing cards for you, and you'd be the one being ridden.
Maybe that will be the theme for the next p.hilton smut fest :razz: :razz:
one night in the hole.
I tend to save up my dumps for work, saves bog roll at home :-)
However, I dont like pub or club toilets. They stink and you are very lucky if the seat aint covered in someones p155 or 5h1t. I only go if I really have do, making sure my ass does not touch the excrement infested toilets. A result I have developed really strong calf muscles.
I hate them stainless steel toilets that pubs, clubs and public places use. The final staw for me has to be the porta loo, they are the gross-est thing in the world.
A.
At work i never did for years until i discovered a toilet (we worked in a huge building) in a little nook and cranny which hardly anyone went in.
You're my hero. At last someone who understands....
what do you do on holiday?
i once had a shit with some one in the toilet talking to me. i did make him turn around when it came to wiping up.
when people used to ring me, if i needed, id go for a dump, it was pretty funny when they heard the toilet flush and realise what i had been doing. ha ha
And we're the weird ones..... Mmmmm
it was in a club, there were no walls around the toilet, or even urinals and he wanted to use it after me. i couldn't very well ask him to piss in the sink, i was a guest in his country.
When i went on holiday with my mates i obviously waited for them all to go to the pool or the pub and i would wait behind for 10 mins or so ! I just cant go if i know people were in the house/apartment
But i would never do a number two in a toilet in any restaurant/club etc. Would basically wait till i got back home if i'm on holiday. Mad i know, i mean i'll never see these people again but my fear is getting 'the look' where someones staring at you saying in his head 'so thats the dirty bastard who just had a shit in the toilet we can all smell'.
Must be the same for women. In my single years going into London and pulling a girl and staying at a mates house or going back to the girls house i never did a 'number 2' at any of those houses. Used to have bad stomach cramp waiting to get home to do one though ! But the same for the girls, never had any of them do the 'unthinkable' with me in the house !
Same here, i'm glad we think the same. For years my best mate thought i was odd as he knew about my 'strange behaviour' with number 2's but i know i'm not alone !
if you came and stayed at my house would you be able to have a crap while i was there?
and if i came to yours would you have to hold it too?
must be a problem