It's rude to tell "happy birthday" to DEATH. You all should be ashamed!
And don't worry. I'm not planning on claiming your scythe (*coughyetcough*), in thses troubled times, one reaper is not enough. And I'm looking for a part-time or a full-time job. What say you? Need help? Yes? No? ;)
A reading from The Book of Bullshit, Ch. 6 Verse 13-24.
I don't know if you're aware of this but there's an administrative loophole where if you worship two opposing deities (God and Satan for example), both will have an equal claim on your soul. Since you can't send half to live in Heaven and half to live in Hell, your soul will have to remain where it is.
However, and this is an important point, this will not guarantee immortality because, even though you're allowed to hold onto your astral form, your corporeal form will still die leaving your soul to suffer an eternity of torment in a dull and beige coloured prison. :)
A reading from The Book of Bullshit, Ch. 6 Verse 13-24.
I don't know if you're aware of this but there's an administrative loophole where if you worship two opposing deities (God and Satan for example), both will have an equal claim on your soul. Since you can't send half to live in Heaven and half to live in Hell, your soul will have to remain where it is.
However, and this is an important point, this will not guarantee immortality because, even though you're allowed to hold onto your astral form, your corporeal form will still die leaving your soul to suffer an eternity of torment in a dull and beige coloured prison. :)
Necros.
so playing c64 games then...
eternal torment... beige... no?
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Keep that tape recorder as a gift. :)
Drink Beer!
Have a Gudden!
Don't get melvin'd!
:D
Happy Birthday...
Andrew
Bytes:Chuntey - Spectrum tech blog.
Many happy returns
When your time comes, who will reap your soul? :p
Necros.
Nah, it'll be FRGT/10 - good ol' Matt!! I bet he can't wait to get his mits on my sythe :)
Many thanks to you all, and birthday greets to Sir ANDREW Owen (:p) and Quazar, who seem to want to share my birthday.
:)
Necros.
see my post in the other birthday thread :-)
the last hangings in britain took place on this day in 1964, in fact death can probably remember them. :)
also florence nightingale died on this day nearly 100 years ago. which may be remembered by some of the older wossers.
It's rude to tell "happy birthday" to DEATH. You all should be ashamed!
And don't worry. I'm not planning on claiming your scythe (*coughyetcough*), in thses troubled times, one reaper is not enough. And I'm looking for a part-time or a full-time job. What say you? Need help? Yes? No? ;)
PS happy birthday to Quazar too :)
Told ya, Matt FRGT/10 will take over - he's my apprentice.
Hmmm yes a lot of black clothing, and frequent harrassment from the "Fashion police" I see the similarities showing now :D
erm...
Originally Posted by guesser his apprentice of course...
Originally Posted by DEATH nah, it'll be FRGT/10
so your apprentice won't take over, but FRGT/10 who is your apprentice will?
checkmate I think Mr Death ;-)
I believe you're supposed to spare my soul at this point :-D
It was a reply to Mr Boozefreek:
I've just thought, if DEATH gets too old, does he have to take himself away?
So no, sorry, your soul is still mine - when the time comes :D
no I still don't understand, from where I'm stood it still looks like a contradiction :p
I don't know if you're aware of this but there's an administrative loophole where if you worship two opposing deities (God and Satan for example), both will have an equal claim on your soul. Since you can't send half to live in Heaven and half to live in Hell, your soul will have to remain where it is.
However, and this is an important point, this will not guarantee immortality because, even though you're allowed to hold onto your astral form, your corporeal form will still die leaving your soul to suffer an eternity of torment in a dull and beige coloured prison. :)
Necros.
eternal torment... beige... no?