The "Let's make a conspiracy theory" game.

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  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros.
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it after all
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the sweetcorn he found under his helmet after
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet after


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  • edited August 2007
    Okay! This is a conspiracy theory, not a porn script. :p :)

    Necros.
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is
    I'm a 21st Century digital boy, I don't know how to live but I've got a lot of toys.
  • edited August 2007
    Necros wrote: »
    Okay! This is a conspiracy theory, not a porn script. :p :)

    Necros.

    Gotta have a bit of romantic sub-plot going on :S
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known at bob)
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fat
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit and Bush's "lust liquid"
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • edited August 2007
    Hmmm, I think you all have a fixation on the old poop chute.

    I shy away from the phrase "closet fudge packers" but I'm not sure why.

    :-o
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit and Bush's "lust liquid" which powered the multi-dimensional
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit and Bush's "lust liquid" which powered the multi-dimensional multi-coloured swap-shop
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit and Bush's "lust liquid" which powered the multi-dimensional multi-coloured swap-shop which was run by a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the Ultraworld.
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit and Bush's "lust liquid" which powered the multi-dimensional multi-coloured swap-shop which was run by a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the Ultraworld.

    Thankfully
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit and Bush's "lust liquid" which powered the multi-dimensional multi-coloured swap-shop which was run by a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the Ultraworld.

    Thankfully, up flashed a
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit and Bush's "lust liquid" which powered the multi-dimensional multi-coloured swap-shop which was run by a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the Ultraworld.

    Thankfully, up flashed a dancing Koala
  • edited August 2007
    Freemasons bombed Afghanistan with aspartame, while girls aloud violated thirty three thousand seperate flying members of africa's alien pedantic wood-sculpture conspirators.

    Reuters interviewed a sentient Cornishman regarding the disappearance of paintings created by John Profumo depicting lizards engaging in pyramid bashing, which the CIA have denienced, shredding documents describing the truth about area 51 and The Da Vinci Code.

    Meanwhile, The Pope and The Thule Society ate Toblerones and drank Lucozade. This proves that JFK was Elvis' Personal Scientologist and gimp-licking freak.

    In Science news, Where-is-that-AY-chip invented the wheel but introduced a major design flaw, due to the use of spokes made of breadsticks and a square frame. Cornishdavy Technology Inc. Has bought the patent for 75p and refuses to [shave] share his wisdom, which was MIA up until last Thursday. The aforementioned wisdom was found whilst searching a Parisian carwreck caused by a pack of Rolos, on which Lord Lucan etched directions to the Nazi base in Antarctica.

    Fortunately, Jesus Hernandez saw the whole thing and some other things too and decided that the twin towers and homosexuals were after him to steal his guide to fish prices and "how to murder your best mate with aspartme" instruction booklet.

    At that moment, Nina Myers appeared with a pig under her arm with a face like the Dead Sea Scrolls (by JR Hartley). The pig started to sing in the style of Cerys Matthews whilst looking up and winking at Mel the Bell and Chaosmongers. Their luck was in, DEATH had brought enough Viagra for everyone. "Hooray" said Beanz, who obviously needed it as a gift for his buddy Mile.

    Later that day, at Roswell, Gary Glitter (and friend) reached for the potato cannon and specimen jar. Tugging vigourously he freed the lid much in the same way as nelson mandella was freed from prison, while the TV set was showing an erotic zx spectrum demo featuring a goat and fogartylee doing Necros in a way that could only be described as hungrily. Gary Glitter moaned about taking it up the sh*tter, but enjoyed it, after all psj had been gentle and taken care of the inflamed sweetcorn he found under his helmet. After all hygene is amusing.

    George Bush and the Alien consultant (known as Bob T. Builder), frantically performed the Quirkafleeg. Fatty Rollings got out his ZX Spectrum Book and attempted to insert it in Dubya's anus but couldn't because he was so full of shit and Bush's "lust liquid" which powered the multi-dimensional multi-coloured swap-shop which was run by a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the Ultraworld.

    Thankfully, up flashed a dancing Koala called Mysterious Internaut
    Every night is curry night!
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