It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off.
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party".
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec.
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel and his tinfoil hat.
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel and his tinfoil hat. Cornish held out the 10 Amero note and
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel and his tinfoil hat. Cornish held out the 10 Amero note and joined the SMP. 'Bugger,' hissed Death, but Mel got there first.
It was proving to be a normal, boring morning at the FBI HQ, until Terence, the effeminate post boy and Mulder were caught trying to look up Scully's skirt. It was like a welly top up there, better off shagging a can of worms though Mulder, A case of to find the inside leg measurement, you'd take a yardstick, push it up the leg as far as it would go. Deduct the wet from the dry and add 6" for the turn-ups. Mulder put Terence down and went over to his desk, where he found a white dog shit...his next case of industrial strength vodka (capable of rendering a normal human completely unconscious with a tiny drop) was missing.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel and his tinfoil hat. Cornish held out the 10 Amero note and joined the SMP. 'Bugger,' hissed Death, but Mel got there first. "There young apprentice" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10, "See what happens when you don't pay Charon in advance? Let that be a lesson to you" mocked DEATH as Cornish was wiping his now very sore arse.
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Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party".
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel and his tinfoil hat.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel and his tinfoil hat. Cornish held out the 10 Amero note and
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel and his tinfoil hat. Cornish held out the 10 Amero note and joined the SMP. 'Bugger,' hissed Death, but Mel got there first.
Lord Lucan appeared from behind a filing cabinet, clutching a copy of Mire Mare. This was stolen from between the gap in Vanessa Paradis' teeth, along with the only known silver Trans Am tape stolen from Martijn V D Heide of WoS fame. FRGT/10 appeared with a keytar and smashed it down on Lucan's head. "Bugger" hissed DEATH under his breath. With Lucan being incapacitated, it was now the job of Screaming Lord Sutch, to take his place from beyond the grave. "We're never going to find that secret formula now Scully" said Mulder, "Lord Such is just too mad" he wibbled incoherently, while pulling out a Chicken Tikka Bhuna. But to Scully's horror, what Mulder removed was infact a circa 1991 Billy Ray Sirus mullet wig.
"It's ok for you lot" Wailed DEATH, "You lot get to have all the fun - I have to take Lucan's soul to Charon now - Come FRGT/10, come do your apprentice type work, and don't forget the coin this time, you know how Charon moans and bitches if he ain't paid".....
The Martians watched all of this with undisguised glee, when suddenly, the lid fell off. This means that solid undeniable scientific proof of gammon steaks being used as party hats is not really very clever since the gravey gets in your eyes.
At this point, FRGT/10 and DEATH returned. "bugger" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10 pointing to the gammon steaks - "we've missed the feckin party". Now it was time to deploy an eye-wateringly large, flourescent-pink map of Quebec. Because everybody knows that Canada is inflatable, it's obviopusly a target for those that want to blow things up. After much goading and persuasion by Mile, Bin Laden was spotted trying to blow up the QEII, but he burnt his lip on the funnel and had to quit.
A month and a half passed without incident. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream was heard from the general direction of the river Acheron, out from the depths rose Vicente Fox and Cornishpasty clutching rather a large mouldy bagel and his tinfoil hat. Cornish held out the 10 Amero note and joined the SMP. 'Bugger,' hissed Death, but Mel got there first. "There young apprentice" hissed DEATH to FRGT/10, "See what happens when you don't pay Charon in advance? Let that be a lesson to you" mocked DEATH as Cornish was wiping his now very sore arse.