A Bit of Fun!! Three word story.

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    reign of evil
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    cowbell brandishing twats
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    to their knees
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
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    , after which Cornishdavey
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    buggered them mercilessly
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    with his MIA's.
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    Meanwhile, Arjun had
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    lost his virginity
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
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    to a sheep
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    with HIV, and
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    a worryingly large
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    skinhead was pursuing
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    his immune system
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    with an atlas
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    of his buttocks
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    Aubergines inserted backwards
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
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    I think a story recap is in order, with the story continuing from the last three words of the whole thing:

    It is 1983 the BBC Micro and the prostitute took a bus to Clive Sincliair's secret crack house There they decided to ban cornishdavey from finding out his real father....was actually a moderator on a Britney Spears forum and liked Porcupines roasted for dinner.

    Mr Cat entered by the back passage. Dark, damp, and smelling of danger. Once through he lifted his tail, and hit a giraffe hidding the On button for a vibrating rabbit. A Spaceman called Major Tom Outted Scottie_uk as a low-down dirty closet C64 user with a penchant for visiting gay bright and jolly almost rainbow-coloured slim, athletic young forum members of The Hadi Shriners appreciation society.

    Surprisingly the 48k exploded into joyful music and we danced until we exploded in our pants.

    "Stop right there!" Too many explosions mused the constable as he crept into the bedroom and quietly unzipped Ballhairs got nipped but he was regretting his rash because frobush was sleeping quietly, unaware of Clive's massive point of view of a naked Llama being bigger than a rabid Mongoose on slits with evo stik

    "Why should I keep taking acid and used underwear for somebody else only to take a Reggae-Reggae sauce and empty it all over the plastic babies.

    Fortunately, Gamestage had not designed his web to ensnare unsuspecting perverts looking for scottie kissing another Llama wearing a Marc Almond tank-top so Scottie was pleasantly surprised with rhubarb on his Partially soiled trumpet.

    Then, 1984 came true, and we felt doubleplus ungood. Thankfully! The power of love, that Andrea sang loudly brought the tyranical reign of evil cowbell brandishing twats to their knees, after which Cornishdavey buggered them mercilessly with his MIA's.

    Meanwhile, Arjun had lost his virginity to a sheep with HIV, and a worryingly large skinhead was pursuing his immune system with an atlas of his buttocks Aubergines inserted backwards
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    although he could
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    use fenceposts instead
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    of ferrets and
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
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    barbed wire. The
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    random plot of
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    this story was
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    Cornish Daveys fantasy.
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
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    It's a conspiracy
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    - or is it?
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    "Bugger" Hissed DEATH!
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
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    Fogartylee dramatically entered
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    , holding a big
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    erect fence post
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