Bear Grylls should be introduced to the jungle. He'd be great because he'd happily munch down anything placed before him in the Bush Tucker Trial "Horrible big knuckly spiders? Great source of protein and fluids when you're in the jungle *scrunch munch*"
Andy McNad could lay claymore mines around the camp, then take up a sniper position outside the perimeter.
Just imagine the scene: multiple explosions, lots of dying celebs, Biggins crawls out through the mud with one leg and half an arm, his broken glasses hanging off his one remaining ear,a look of agony plastered across his sweaty face, screaming for help...
...and McNab takes aim...
...PTT! PTT! PTT!
... and slots three neatly grouped shots into his head, taking off the top of his skull Kennedy execution style.
Reckon that would make great TV. Well worth my TV licence fee. :D
I've seen the odd one mainly because i've always liked Cerys !
Says a lot about what else is on TV though when this gets decent ratings. Hardly anything i watch on tv nowadays, the missus watches a lot of these and the jungle one isnt the worst. Roll on Prison Break, 24 and Lost next year and then i'll have lots to watch !
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Having said that, THANK FUCK SHE'S GONE!
What a complete fake that woman was...good riddance!
Day one. Andy Mcnab and Ray Mears walk into the jungle and fuck off out of it.......
Celebrity Two Zero.
:D
Just imagine the scene: multiple explosions, lots of dying celebs, Biggins crawls out through the mud with one leg and half an arm, his broken glasses hanging off his one remaining ear,a look of agony plastered across his sweaty face, screaming for help...
...and McNab takes aim...
...PTT! PTT! PTT!
... and slots three neatly grouped shots into his head, taking off the top of his skull Kennedy execution style.
Reckon that would make great TV. Well worth my TV licence fee. :D
Who's she?
I would pay good money to watch the current batch of 'celebrities' killed by McNab in inventive ways :)
I reckon I'm in the wrong job...
Must admit though he was quite convincing for a while.
Says a lot about what else is on TV though when this gets decent ratings. Hardly anything i watch on tv nowadays, the missus watches a lot of these and the jungle one isnt the worst. Roll on Prison Break, 24 and Lost next year and then i'll have lots to watch !
As I often say in real life, my post, "it was a joke, not a documentary" :p
Apparently it's all bullshit.
He just has a very active imagination :D