Brings new meaning...

Winston

... to "eating your girlfriend"

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7009635536

Only in Texas!

beanz

Winston wrote: »

... to "eating your girlfriend"

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7009635536

Only in Texas!

Yeah I read about that last night..sounds like it was just 'staged' though...as in he just had it on a plate then called the cops and he didnt/wasn't going to actually eat it.

Ælita

Well...it's Texas, what did you expect? People not to eat each other or not to raise their kids as animals?

Only one rule in Texas, as long as you profess to believe in Jesus christ and attend church...you're allowed to eat anyone you want.

beanz

Wonder if he had the original or spicy coating on it.

Scottie_uk

beanz wrote: »

Wonder if he had the original or spicy coating on it.

Coating?? :eek: I'd hate to go round yours for dinner.

Beans: What coating would you like with your steak?
Guest: Eh what you got?
Bean: Eh well there's Creosote, Hammarite hard finish, or plain old varnish.
*SLAM!!** Sound of guest promptly leaving

Ian Hamilton

Scottie_uk wrote: »

Coating?? :eek: I'd hate to go round yours for dinner.

Beans: What coating would you like with your steak?
Guest: Eh what you got?
Bean: Eh well there's Creosote, Hammarite hard finish, or plain old varnish.
*SLAM!!** Sound of guest promptly leaving

I would only stay if there was Ronseal quick drying woodstain. It does exactly what it says on the tin. :p

Necros.

beanz

You never had chicken fried steak?? You never lived....a staple of Texas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_steak

Scottie_uk

Link Below: A picture of Beanz (wearing a wig) hard at work in his Kitchen.
http://axner.com/axner/equipment/images/itc-ceramic-coatings/itc-ceramic-coating-f.jpg

beanz

Scottie_uk wrote: »

Link Below: A picture of Beanz (wearing a wig) hard at work in his Kitchen.
http://axner.com/axner/equipment/images/itc-ceramic-coatings/itc-ceramic-coating-f.jpg

Thats the Turkey fryer picture there.

Ian Hamilton

beanz wrote: »

Thats the Turkey fryer picture there.

Is that you adding the Castrol GTX marinade? :p

Necros.

beanz

Necros wrote: »

Is that you adding the Castrol GTX marinade? :p

Necros.

That would be this one...
http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2006/11/tuk_lead2.jpg

dm_boozefreek

beanz wrote: »

You never had chicken fried steak?? You never lived....a staple of Texas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_fried_steak

I had one at Cracker Barrel once, it was nice but it was so greasy it gave me a touch of the Garys :(

thx1138

he dumped his girlfriend, then wiped his arse.

Ian Hamilton

thx1138 wrote: »

he dumped his girlfriend, then wiped his arse.

Ha Ha!!! Funniest thing I've heard in ages. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Necros.

Scottie_uk

beanz wrote: »

That would be this one...
http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2006/11/tuk_lead2.jpg

I'd hate so see what you rustle up for desert.

Scottie_uk

thx1138 wrote: »

he dumped his girlfriend, then wiped his arse.

Ironic really, she was probably a pain in the arse while alive too.

(awww soo cruel).

Ian Hamilton

Scottie_uk wrote: »

Ironic really, she was probably a pain in the arse while alive too.

(awww soo cruel).

Maybe they could get Gillian McKeith over to examine the evidence. :evil: :lol:

Winston

beanz wrote: »

You never had chicken fried steak?? You never lived....a staple of Texas.

Chicken fried chicken is better (yes, it's called chicken fried chicken because it's chicken fried like chicken fried steak!)