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milemile
edited February 2008 in Chit chat
ive got a cold, my girlfreind has kicked me out of her house, three wont connect my broadband, im doing a shit job at work cos i got tricked into it by the office honey trap, i can't afford any medicine, food or fags, i'm stuck on level 20 of duel strike on the DS, ive thrown out all my porn mags cos i thoguht id be getting internet porn. hopefully i'll get run over by a bus on the way home.
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited February 2008
    She kicked you out because you threw away your porn mags or because you're stuck on level 20?
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited February 2008
    So your a single man now then? (BTW thats not an offer)
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  • milemile
    edited February 2008
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    So your a single man now then? (BTW thats not an offer)

    no she didn't break up with me, just threw me out, i have to go back on valentines day to cook her a meal and give her a present etc.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited February 2008
    She threw you out but you have to dote on her like crazy? Something about a stick and the wrong end comes to mind.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    no she didn't break up with me, just threw me out, i have to go back on valentines day to cook her a meal and give her a present etc.

    That'll give the whip marks time to heal too :p
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  • milemile
    edited February 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    She kicked you out because you threw away your porn mags or because you're stuck on level 20?

    no, cos i mooched round her house while she was at work, eating her food etc. i think she got mad cos i took some of her savings to buy some cigs.
  • milemile
    edited February 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    That'll give the whip marks time to heal too :p

    i fell down the stairs, i don't want to talk about it...........
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    ive got a cold, my girlfreind has kicked me out of her house, three wont connect my broadband, im doing a shit job at work cos i got tricked into it by the office honey trap, i can't afford any medicine, food or fags, i'm stuck on level 20 of duel strike on the DS, ive thrown out all my porn mags cos i thoguht id be getting internet porn. hopefully i'll get run over by a bus on the way home.

    But apart from that, everything is fine?
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited February 2008
    fogartylee wrote: »
    But apart from that, everything is fine?
    Once the bus runs over him, yes.
  • milemile
    edited February 2008
    fogartylee wrote: »
    But apart from that, everything is fine?

    yeah a-ok.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    no she didn't break up with me, just threw me out, i have to go back on valentines day to cook her a meal and give her a present etc.

    Sucker....
  • zx1zx1
    edited February 2008
    mile wrote: »
    ive got a cold, my girlfreind has kicked me out of her house, three wont connect my broadband, im doing a shit job at work cos i got tricked into it by the office honey trap, i can't afford any medicine, food or fags, i'm stuck on level 20 of duel strike on the DS, ive thrown out all my porn mags cos i thoguht id be getting internet porn. hopefully i'll get run over by a bus on the way home.


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