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I Need Attention!

monty.molemonty.mole
edited February 2008 in Chit chat
I just thought I'd start a random thread just to get some attention. It's something that's never been done before on WoS, so I'm on pioneering ground...

That is all. Everyone can move along now.
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited February 2008
    Sorry, I'm too busy thinking about mangoes right now. Try someone else.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited February 2008
    monty.mole wrote: »
    I just thought I'd start a random thread just to get some attention. It's something that's never been done before on WoS, so I'm on pioneering ground...

    That is all. Everyone can move along now.

    Is it true that Eskimos let you sleep with their wives when you stay as a guest?
  • monty.molemonty.mole
    edited February 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm too busy thinking about mangoes right now. Try someone else.

    And that's not the first time I've been sidetracked in favour of tropical fruit...
  • monty.molemonty.mole
    edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Is it true that Eskimos let you sleep with their wives when you stay as a guest?

    Yes. But "wife" in the Eskimo language actually means "special uncle". That's not a mistake I'd ever want to make. Twice.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited February 2008
    monty.mole wrote: »
    Yes. But "wife" in the Eskimo language actually means "special uncle". That's not a mistake I'd ever want to make. Twice.

    Or once :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited February 2008
    monty.mole wrote: »
    And that's not the first time I've been sidetracked in favour of tropical fruit...

    SHHHhhh! I hear the kumquat's calling out for help! They don't feel comfortable in the green's drawer in the fridge.

    What to do, what to do.

    Hang 'em high and let their dried remains be a warning to the rest of them. Then eat them in front of the new recruits coming in later this week.

    This month shall be a bloody and slightly pulpy one for all but me.

    Mwahahahahaha!
  • ArjunArjun
    edited February 2008
    monty.mole wrote: »
    Yes. But "wife" in the Eskimo language actually means "special uncle".

    I thought "wife" in Eskimo language actually meant "many large seals in heat".
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited February 2008
    Arjun wrote: »
    I thought "wife" in Eskimo language actually meant "many large seals in heat".

    I know they cover their bodies in Seal Blubber (in a grease form), to keep warm etc....what a turn on.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    I know they cover their bodies in Seal Blubber (in a grease form), to keep warm etc....what a turn on.

    Hmmmm probably works better than hand cream and bubble wrap....erm :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited February 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    I know they cover their bodies in Seal Blubber (in a grease form), to keep warm etc....what a turn on.

    Sounds like a human slip'n'slide in the making, don't think it would quite work for bumping bones.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited February 2008
    Hmmmm!

    I must say seal grease orgy doesn't sound like a best seller :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • dekhdekh
    edited February 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm too busy thinking about mangoes right now. Try someone else.

    19.83 posts per day the shines obviously wearing off.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited February 2008
    dekh wrote: »
    19.83 posts per day the shines obviously wearing off.
    There's one guy who needs to lay off the internet for a while... :lol:
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