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  • edited November 2011
    You could kill someone with that and then swallow it :lol:

    motive but no weapon.....ever!!!! :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2011
    You could kill someone with that and then swallow it :lol:

    motive but no weapon.....ever!!!! :D

    Well, not quite, there'd be a cannon in your poop some days later...
  • edited November 2011
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Well, not quite, there'd be a cannon in your poop some days later...

    But then you just flush it away with the rest of the brooner :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2011
    mile wrote: »
    i dont want one, i need one!!! :D

    I am fully prepared to sell off my grandparents for one of these bad boys
  • edited November 2011
    Wookiee wrote: »
    I am fully prepared to sell off my grandparents for one of these bad boys

    about ?40 quid online, not sure if they'd be legal in the UK, can't imagine why not.

    the site get you tips on how to make your own fuses, and use matchheads instead of black powder

    i know that you can buy fully working muskets in the US but they wont ship them to the UK because of the gun laws.

    but that little canon cant be as powerfull as an air rifle.
  • edited November 2011
    mile wrote: »
    about ?40 quid online, not sure if they'd be legal in the UK, can't imagine why not.

    the site get you tips on how to make your own fuses, and use matchheads instead of black powder

    i know that you can buy fully working muskets in the US but they wont ship them to the UK because of the gun laws.

    but that little canon cant be as powerfull as an air rifle.

    Make your own shotgun!

    A metal mop handle prefereably one with a plastic cap on the top, saw it in half and use the top half (with the cap) wrap a load of tape round the top the more tape the better (use about 2 rolls). Make a makeshift handle, you don't want your hand on the actual metal tube no matter how sturdy you think it is (my handle was 2 rolled up beermats round a 6 inch piece of wood taped up with surgical tape).

    After that an astra or black cat banger lit down the barrel, followed by a marble, if you don't believe the destructive power of it, shoot a metal garage door with one. There's one down the road to where I used to live still has a 4 inch square dent in it, and I shot it from about 200 yards away.

    Better I shot it at an old coal hatch in someones back wall, if the coal hatch it still there now, there's a good chance the marble is still embedded in it :lol:

    Probably the stupidest thing I did with it was, there was a bunch of kids giving me and a mate grief at the bottom of my street. At the time I was about 14 or 15, I had big long hair, a big checked shirt baggy black jeans and big black boots on, I looked like B Real or something. My friend had baggy blue jeans, and a woolly hat on, and these kids were shouting sh*t like "East 17!", and "PJ and Duncan!".

    So after the usual petty shouting of things like "shut up you clueless f**kers", I decided they're calling us wiggers let's give em' some gangsta :lol:

    So I pops round the corner with my makeshift shotgun primed with banger and marble :lol:

    Bang! Scream! kids scatter "FFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!! THEY'VE REALLY GOT A GUN!!!!! AAAAGH!!!!".

    Could've landed me arse in jail but it's one of the funniest things I've seen :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2011
    lol - closest I came to that was the ole plastic pipe and a firework for a rubbish home made rpg, great laugh but all you could really be sure of hitting was the sky....
  • edited November 2011
    Wookiee wrote: »
    lol - closest I came to that was the ole plastic pipe and a firework for a rubbish home made rpg, great laugh but all you could really be sure of hitting was the sky....

    Read: Wookiee is the cause of the hole in the Ozone layer (that bathturd!!! :mad: )
  • edited November 2011
    Wookiee wrote: »
    lol - closest I came to that was the ole plastic pipe and a firework for a rubbish home made rpg, great laugh but all you could really be sure of hitting was the sky....

    DIY jihad :D
  • edited November 2011
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Read: Wookiee is the cause of the hole in the Ozone layer (that bathturd!!! :mad: )

    :lol: I thought that was sweaty people in the 80's who liked to flavour their sweat?

    mile wrote: »
    DIY jihad :D

    Well, I have the beard for it I spose ;)
  • edited November 2011
    Meanwhile!

  • edited November 2011
    1980-20.. wrote: »
    Meanwhile!


    lightbulbs you can't use at nighttime.

    someone call the dragons quick!!!


    :-P
  • edited November 2011
    Demolition of Glencairn tower in Morherwell Lanarkshire today. Skip to about 1:18.



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  • edited November 2011
    me riding my motorcycle this morning from Fareham to Alton in this clip, visibility worsens towards the end as I hit banks of fog.



    I rotated the lens the "wrong" way, and then rotated it back in the image editing, to see how it would look uploaded. verdic: meh.
  • edited November 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Demolition of Glencairn tower in Morherwell Lanarkshire today. Skip to about 1:18.

    I hope Marko got out OK! :D
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  • edited November 2011
    WOW!!! My love for Cradle of Filth is well known (esp the early years before Kerrang got hold of them and they made music "for the kids") and I've just been browsing videos on Youtube and found this....



    It's from the first gig I actually set off to see them in (I'd seen them once before, but that's because they were playing at a club that we always used to goto after school on a weekend). It's amazing how close the songs are to the album versions here as these days, everything falls apart when they play live.
  • edited November 2011
    gotta love the Astoria
  • edited November 2011
    Wookiee wrote: »
    gotta love the Astoria

    Yeah, I loved that place and the LA2 is well. Back in my gig going days (1995-early 2000, with the odd trip back now and again) I saw probably 80% of my gigs there. I think. Probably the best gig was the Slayer/Sepultura/System of a down 3 nighter. I only went to 2 of them, but they were awesome! Another great gig was the Machine Head one where they blew viet PA during the first song, then played the full set when it was fixed 45 minutes later. The venue staff were trying to pull the plug, but the place would have rioted if they did. The came took to throwing beer into the crowd to stop them causing trouble. Apart from having chewing gum thrown in my (at the time) long hair, it was a great night!

    The last time I was in London, it was a hole in the ground :-(
  • edited November 2011
    The last time I was in London, it was a hole in the ground :-(

    Yup that pretty much describes London :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2011
    Yeah, I loved that place and the LA2 is well. Back in my gig going days (1995-early 2000, with the odd trip back now and again) I saw probably 80% of my gigs there. I think. Probably the best gig was the Slayer/Sepultura/System of a down 3 nighter. I only went to 2 of them, but they were awesome! Another great gig was the Machine Head one where they blew viet PA during the first song, then played the full set when it was fixed 45 minutes later. The venue staff were trying to pull the plug, but the place would have rioted if they did. The came took to throwing beer into the crowd to stop them causing trouble. Apart from having chewing gum thrown in my (at the time) long hair, it was a great night!

    The last time I was in London, it was a hole in the ground :-(

    I think mates were at that gig :lol:

    Yeah I still trot down that way sometimes to go to Cro Bar and Garlick and Shots etc and it's still all mad building work down there.

    To be honest Brixton was always my fave but think that's down to it being my "first"....Slayer supported by Machine Head - just as Burn My Eyes was coming out......ripping :D
  • edited November 2011
  • I wasn't sure whether to put this on the 'belly laughs' thread or this one.

    Made me chortle anyhow.

  • edited November 2011
    Zoffy wrote: »
    I hope Marko got out OK! :D

    If only I could've got that close (to film it I mean, I've never been quite desperate enough to live in Glencairn Tower, or Heroin Heights as we called it :p)

    I filmed it and took photos though :D
  • edited November 2011
    I wasn't sure whether to put this on the 'belly laughs' thread or this one.

    Made me chortle anyhow.


    That's gone bloody viral :lol:

    Loads of mate's posting it on Facebook yesterday, a lot of us still live 10 mins away from the park etc
  • edited November 2011
    Wookiee wrote: »
    That's gone bloody viral :lol:

    Loads of mate's posting it on Facebook yesterday, a lot of us still live 10 mins away from the park etc

    yeah it was in the metro this morning too.

    love the guys little snicker at the end of it. :p
  • edited November 2011
    mile wrote: »
    yeah it was in the metro this morning too.

    love the guys little snicker at the end of it. :p

    yeah the sound of schaudenfreund as he see's how far that bloke has to chase Benton

    Jesus Christ!

    :lol:
  • edited November 2011
    I'm not into "jewelry" but thought this is a cool ring...

  • edited November 2011
    it said in the paper that the dog in that vid is actually called fenton.

    no wonder it never came back.
  • edited November 2011
    pretty sure that it's a royal park and those deer are like swans.....so shouldn't Fenton be done for treason??
  • Wookiee wrote: »
    pretty sure that it's a royal park and those deer are like swans.....so shouldn't Fenton be done for treason??
    I thought the dog was called JESUS CHRIST! so surely the son of a deity beats royalty.
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