I know I've mentioned licking the windows and the special bus but was sure I'd kept the peeing on myself secret, oh well :-D
Just started drinking a can of Lose Control Lager to knock me asleep ready for the big day... in fact, crap, I forgot to plan anything, tut tut
Should I - 1/ stop in all day and watch old films, 2/ venture outside the castle during daylight and perhaps try and find a wife or 3/ go 'party' with my mates over the road the morn night and in actual fact be bored sh*tless whilst they play football on the P*ssStation... mmmm, old films are sounding good :D
Should I -
1/ stop in all day and watch old films,
2/ venture outside the castle during daylight and perhaps try and find a wife or
3/ go 'party' with my mates over the road the morn night and in actual fact be bored sh*tless whilst they play football on the P*ssStation... mmmm, old films are sounding good :D
Well ended up going across the road to party, thought I was gonna get kicked to fcuk off three 16 year olds when I went to get my cans (proper shiting myself as usual, they were bigger than me :( ) until one of their mates happened to be the nephew of my best friend, still rather embarresing, :(:):( (not sure which smiley is appropriate, lol)
For once there were women (well 19 year olds) at the party and was doing rather well with an absolute gorgeous brunette from newcastle until The G turned up, you know, one of those types that walks in starts singing and dancing, good looking 26 year old that never even has to give a line and that was lil' ol' me blown out the water and completely forgot about, ended up back in the house for 1 completely dejected and miserable, had a little sleep now though, and hit WoS and cheered right up, can now see the funny side of it :D (dammit, still want that brunette though, sigh)
I also got my first ever hoody today, a grey one which is a colour I like, if I'm gonna grow old then I plan to grow old disgracefully, next up is green hair and a glue sniffing habit :D
Sad thing is I'd probably pay a tenner for her bicycle seat, whilst my ex best mate is probably dogging her right now, the scoundrel :) What is it about brunettes that can break your heart so easily, sheesh.
You seen any more of that lass in the shop you were on aboot t'other day?
I wasn't sure how to interpret her ring ... it was and it wasn't like a regular "Hi, I'm married/engaged, so go away" kind of a ring ... I wouldn't say anything to her if I knew for a fact that she's married/taken.
Oh yeah, she had a ring, was it on her wedding finger, I forget? afraid I ain't got no good advice, does remind me though of some lass in a shop about 9 years ago that I quite (more than) fancied, only thing is it was her parents brick a brack type shop and her dad was usually in too, so never could do anything about it... suppose the thing is it's do or die, and always better to have tried :) Where's miles when you need him, I suppose you could always get your cock out, or is that mels advice :D
no I actually meant rooster... women are wild for the things, keep your puppies, toddlers, flash cars etc Show a women a well fed rooster and they go crazy... FACT
Yeah, nothing like a compliment to test the water, something like "my, what a lovely blouse you have on", even if she's wearing a jumper, Ritchie from Bottom had the fairer sex down, lol
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I know I've mentioned licking the windows and the special bus but was sure I'd kept the peeing on myself secret, oh well :-D
Just started drinking a can of Lose Control Lager to knock me asleep ready for the big day... in fact, crap, I forgot to plan anything, tut tut
Should I - 1/ stop in all day and watch old films, 2/ venture outside the castle during daylight and perhaps try and find a wife or 3/ go 'party' with my mates over the road the morn night and in actual fact be bored sh*tless whilst they play football on the P*ssStation... mmmm, old films are sounding good :D
CKAY
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Your name reminds me of the Cockburns advert.
"We don't pronounce the, C K!"
Hope you're having a great day.
So, it's just Oburns? ;-)
Oi, 'e's oonly 12, eh?
Mmmm, me likey, me likey!
So ... which one did you end up doing/are doing?
For once there were women (well 19 year olds) at the party and was doing rather well with an absolute gorgeous brunette from newcastle until The G turned up, you know, one of those types that walks in starts singing and dancing, good looking 26 year old that never even has to give a line and that was lil' ol' me blown out the water and completely forgot about, ended up back in the house for 1 completely dejected and miserable, had a little sleep now though, and hit WoS and cheered right up, can now see the funny side of it :D (dammit, still want that brunette though, sigh)
I also got my first ever hoody today, a grey one which is a colour I like, if I'm gonna grow old then I plan to grow old disgracefully, next up is green hair and a glue sniffing habit :D
Sniffing glue ... hmmm ... nah, I'd rather sniff that brunette's bicycle seat.
just remembered, said brunette had tracker pants on with the words Juicy on her ass, never seen that before, lol
You seen any more of that lass in the shop you were on aboot t'other day?
You're right, it's do or die ... I will flash her a compliment the next time I go through the store. I'm going to try and go there this weekend.
Yeah, nothing like a compliment to test the water, something like "my, what a lovely blouse you have on", even if she's wearing a jumper, Ritchie from Bottom had the fairer sex down, lol
I bet you had some good ideas though ;)