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over the past two months or so ive been having this problem, eveytime i eat a kebab i get these really bad sotmach pains, and then i end up on the toilet for about 15 mins, passing liquid poop. (althought there have been a couple of occasions where it hasn't happened.)
anyhoo, ive been eating kebabs and spicy foods most of my life. i am eating other hot and spicy food with no problem.
the kababs aren't even from the same place, i've bought them in 3 seperate take aways, and in two far apart cities.
anyhoo, ive been eating kebabs and spicy foods most of my life. i am eating other hot and spicy food with no problem.
the kababs aren't even from the same place, i've bought them in 3 seperate take aways, and in two far apart cities.
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I always have a chicken kebab though, cant stand that hoof thing ! Me being Dr Dolittle though gave most of it away to a fox ! Theres a local one my dad told me about which is 'semi-tame' as i was walking through the wood and it came up to me (close-ish) as i had food so i gave most of it away.
Anyway the kebab was nice but i dont do any of this crazy 'tons of chilli sauce and peppers' that the people in front of me wanted, crazy blokes !
depends where you go. if you get one from the usual drunken take away, (the ones that serve every sort of fast food) they are greasy and shit. but if you get one from a proper restaurent that does take out then they can be nice.
As the curry house is near our local i often get a quick takeway to eat on the way home which helps absorb some of the alcohol, specially a nan bread !
When a uni, a friend of mine shocked us all by attempting to fry a kebab the next morning - he was either still brahms or very hungover. As he emptied the tray into the hot pan the polystyrene touched it and started to melt into what he was going to attempt to eat.
Fortunately we managed to pursued him that this was only going to end one way - hospitalisation.
I miss kebabs, I had to make my own here in the US, they worked out pretty good though, but it's more enjoyable to just be pissed and have some sausage fingered munter, or engrish speaking turk hand it to you, pay and leave. None of this cooking malarkey :D
Oh and PJ, you do realise that fox is probably dead now :lol:
Don't want to alarm you, but I had similar trouble a while ago... Went to see the doc, and it turns out I've got an ulcer. He gave me a course of tablets to take, which seems to have sorted the problem for now, but he says you can never really get rid of ulcers (the tablets just create a potective "film" over the ulcer - when the film breaks, the ulcer flares up again). :sad:
Gyros are pretty much a drop-in replacement for kebabs in the US. I think they are roughly the same only typically a little smaller. But the same sliced meat, salad in a pita bread thingy.
I spoke to the fox the next day. He had apparently left the pub, had a kebab (the one i gave him) and then went back with a girl fox. Saw him the next day with a huge hangover and he said he had a dodgy stomach. Usual friday night out for him, drink/kebab/pull apparently
i think i spoke to the same fox. he told me a southern nancy boy had approached him in the park at nighttime, and tried to offer him some stinky food in exchange for a rummage in his fur. the fox said he declined and secretly watched this southern guy trying to bum a owl.
(And it wasnt an owl it was a fat woodpigeon)
It's called old age...start getting used to it.
ive seen really old people eating kebabs, and im talking mid 30's here.
Well it effects different people differently. I've seen your picture and you look of weak constitution :)
cheeky bast, i'm just not fat!
yeah we all say it, you don't go asking for kebabs do you? they prolly spit in them. you can also call them a meat purse.
wtf is a cob? (i think it's cos you are the wrong side of the pennines.)
i call them teacakes.
I remember as a kid going past the chippy and seeing 'chip muffin 20p' in the window...after passing over a period of weeks and trying to figure out what a chip muffin actually was I finally gathered the 20p and bought one.
I had built it up to be basicallly mana from heaven in my head so when I got a chip balm cake I let the chippy guy know my displeasure.
'ITS JUST A CHIP BALM CAKE!!'
He looked at me open mouthed as I stormed out, 'chip muffin' in hand.
Surely you mean a chip butty! :p
nah, butty would be 1 slice of white bread folded...this was a balm cake...so Chip balm.
That would just be chips in bread, the butty would be a stottie, or just a regular bread bun which would also be a butty :D
It's a good job you left England, if you had come around Manchester using 'stottie' or suggesting that a bun was a butty you would have had your butty kicked!!
:lol:
I dont think you can really join in in this chat when you confuse the hell out of us all by using the word 'fanny' the wrong way in the US and also commonly saying 'fanny pack' which makes us juvenile english people laugh out loud ;)
It is a butty, if it's buttered :D
But if I had've been in a chippy in Manchester Id have ordered a blackmarket firearm burger, or deep fried stanley knife :p .
But I'm not actually American, I'd say arse, Beanz has been naturalised though :lol:
Yeah i know youre only a pretend yank whereas Beanz is the real thing ! ;)