I started making my own 'wraps' as in buying a packet of those soft wraps from Tescos, then chucking in mayonnaise, adding lettuce/cucumber and then chucking in prawns or chicken, add a bit of coriander etc and then roll it up and cut it in half
whats wrong with a cheese sarnie. the only wraps ive ever had were quickly secreted in my sock when i bought them.
Who told you there was an after life?? That was just made up to stop us going mad.
Every one knows it's only robots, and machines that go to heavan.
:roll:
That's just the vehicle which eventually gets them to the afterlife ... I've seen it but never driven in it ... it's pink and black with a hint of furry and smells like WD-40 for some reason but it runs on veggie-vapours, don't ask me how, it just works.
I think the abominable Jofff designed it using nothing but crayons, feathers and used parlour tricks. Give the guy a string, couple of paperclips and a paperbag full of purple nothing and he'll give you back a fully operational steamengine which sometimes goes "Hello, how are ya!"
BTW, when they eventually get *there* it's all about partying the everlasting night away using spanners, nuts and bolts inappropriately.
Or maybe it's all about sassafras seeds, I'm not sure, really.
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whats wrong with a cheese sarnie. the only wraps ive ever had were quickly secreted in my sock when i bought them.
That's just the vehicle which eventually gets them to the afterlife ... I've seen it but never driven in it ... it's pink and black with a hint of furry and smells like WD-40 for some reason but it runs on veggie-vapours, don't ask me how, it just works.
I think the abominable Jofff designed it using nothing but crayons, feathers and used parlour tricks. Give the guy a string, couple of paperclips and a paperbag full of purple nothing and he'll give you back a fully operational steamengine which sometimes goes "Hello, how are ya!"
BTW, when they eventually get *there* it's all about partying the everlasting night away using spanners, nuts and bolts inappropriately.
Or maybe it's all about sassafras seeds, I'm not sure, really.