Sex or Speccy???

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  • edited July 2008
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Hmmmm some perhaps but i seriously think others arent !

    hmmm i feel the same about football fans who put fottie before women. i never understood the appeal about going somewhere with a load of men to sit with a load of other men, to watch a load of men in shorts. at least with the speccy there is a point.
  • edited July 2008
    I'm clearly serious about it.
  • edited July 2008
    If you don't find the sound of an Alcatraz loader erotic, then there's something wrong with you.

    Or maybe something wrong with me :wink: :lol:
  • edited July 2008
    chop983 wrote: »
    Put it this way, My wife's in bed now and here I am on a Speccy forum.
    shes only in bed cos i tired her out with an all night bumsex session

    errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited July 2008
    I'm clearly serious about it.

    By law you must be serious as theres no smiley so by Internet Law that means you really do prefer the Speccy than Sex ?!?
  • edited July 2008
    chop983 wrote: »
    Put it this way, My wife's in bed now and here I am on a Speccy forum.

    It would be rather interesting if you were in bed and your wife on speccy forum :)
  • edited July 2008
    I'd go with sex... but I'd be thinking of my speccy
  • edited July 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    So what are saying is there are two rooms, one with a Speccy in it and the other with this missus naked in bed with her ankles behind her ears and some of you guys would choose the Speccy?

    The two go hand in hand (har har) ... sex first, then go to the next room.
  • edited July 2008
    ZX Beccy wrote: »
    I'd go with sex... but I'd be thinking of my speccy

    Interesting how ZX Beccy kinda rhymes with Speccy.

    *takes off chauvinistic coat, runs away*
  • edited July 2008
    psj3809 wrote: »
    By law you must be serious as theres no smiley so by Internet Law that means you really do prefer the Speccy than Sex ?!?

    Yes. Sex is too sweaty and tiring.
  • edited July 2008
    Fascinating question. In considering my response, I must ask this: With whom is this proposed sex to take place?

    If we are talking about rumpy-pumpy with some rampant fit strumpet the answer is obvious. There are plenty such women to go around, and I'd like to think the proposer was thinking along these lines. Clearly, the Spectrum would be needed to fill in the gaps until I am good to "go again", as we all need a little time to recover. Besides, she'd need some time to change from the nurse outfit into the schoolgirl costume/SS uniform/waders/chicken outfit/blancmange. If, on the other hand, the proposed partner happened to be the likes of Anne Widdecombe or Harriet Harm-men, then I would rather spend the rest of my natural life in a padded cell playing Richard Bayliss games on a poorly-maintained Commode 64, never mind our beloved Spectrum.

    I hope that provides an insight into the thought processes that plague the average Spec-chum. In all Probability it doesn't, but then I'm drunk (as usual).
  • edited July 2008
    Well said, round of applause to that Monkey :)
  • edited July 2008
    Clearly, the Spectrum would be needed to fill in the gaps until I am good to "go again", as we all need a little time to recover.

    5 minutes is enough for me and that's hardly enough to load up a good game on the Speccy. I'd rather have a good go at it in bed for a few hours then wake up the next day and have a few hours on the Speccy.









    Mmmmm ... nurse costume ...
  • edited July 2008
    GreenCard wrote: »
    :lol:

    I think the wierd Firebird loaders would probably give you more of a rhythm to work with, though!!

    Lmao! Class! hehee :D
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