Evening Classes.

edited August 2009 in Chit chat
I had a look at my local college evening classes, very little to choose from. :(

I'm no good at languages, I've already done a combined English Lit & Lang A level in one year in 2001/2.
No history this year. So, the only choices I am left with, are A-level Philosophy, or GCSE Astronomy.

Both interest me. Astronomy sounds more fun.

My CV is a wasteland of averageness and phailure, and at 37 a GCSE won't help my cause much, but I'm not doing if for that, I'm doing it for my own enjoyment.


Unless the course does not run. That has happened to me a lot of times over the years. In my old town it happened when I signed up for basic motorcycle maintenance.

The local college does an expensive bike course for apprentices, and it costs hundreds, but they won't run a basic course, which is annoying, especially as they have the facilities.
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  • edited August 2008
    p.s Long time ago when I was at this college doing an NVQ 3 in I.T, I used to take my breaks with a semi-retired union leader. We found the refectory to be a horrible, noisy place, populated by teenagers who would be better off in a zoo. (Which is why I now do evening courses, and not day time courses).

    To one side of the canteen, was seperate room marked LECTURERS, where they could sit in peace and quiet. So, we went in there. One day a lecturer asked us to leave. :D My union friend refused. Security were called, we didn't move. Police were threatened etc.

    Well, I dropped out of the NVQ 3, but when I went back to do English, I noticed that the room had been changed from LECTURERS to "QUIET AREA".
  • edited August 2008
    i'd seriously suggest you go down to the careers advice center, if you ring citezens advice they will give you details of where it is etc. that way you can have a proper chat with someone about what you would like to do etc, and what you want to achieve. they will probably help you do a plan, maybe over a few years, so you can advance in things. they wont just give you a college prospectus, they may suggest courses you can do at home, or over the internet. they will be more concerned about giving you some qualifications, but out of that you may find something really interesting to do. they prolly wont suggest astronomy, or philosophy. they will be more practical things.

    if i were you though, i'd send off for some info about becoming a private detective. with your bike you would be quite suited to the work. youd be asked to follow cheating husbands around and tracking down debtors. youd have to work long boring hours, but it would be fun.
  • edited August 2008
    I'll be happy to Astronomy if it runs. I can't just study from home, I'm not disciplined enough. I need to attend classes too. It's why I'd never complete an O.U course.

    I could get a job in ten minutes, with one phone call, but I don't want to be a motorcycle courier, as I would like to live, or at least not break any bones.
  • edited August 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    I'll be happy to Astronomy if it runs.

    just make sure its astonomy, and not astrology, they are very different things. :-D
  • edited August 2008
    Course sounds very interesting, my wifes about to start a thai cooking class in the evenings (woo hoo !).

    I was going to sign up for some computer training stuff but i must admit i do all my courses from www.lynda.com , take notes and stuff while i'm going through the course. Wish i had more time really
  • edited August 2008
    I did an AS level in maths in night class last year. Got a C.

    :D
  • edited August 2008
    I've been thinking of a college course for a while but could never decide which course to apply for.. BUT .... You have me thinking now.... Astronomy.... interesting...
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited August 2008
    Being an Amateur Astronomer (don't laugh), you are probably better joining a local astronomy club rather than attending night school classes.

    I did both back in England and the club is FAR better, they have guest speakers..experts on every field and lots of hands on experience...monthly star parties etc.

    I've been to a few Texas star parties and had a couple of my photos published in Astronomy Now magazine (in the UK) and Astronomy Magazine here.

    Kind of fell out of it the last 4 years or so but intend to get back into it soon.
  • edited August 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Being an Amateur Astronomer (don't laugh), you are probably better joining a local astronomy club rather than attending night school classes.


    meh. I don't want to
  • edited August 2008
    If I told people round here that I was doing Astronomy at college, they would be impressed....

    BUT...

    If I told people round here that I go to an Astronomy Club, they would beat me round the head with a Vauxhall Viva...

    ,.....
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited August 2008
    mile wrote: »
    just make sure its astonomy, and not astrology, they are very different things. :-D

    But hey, with astrology he may make loads off of gullible 40-year old housewives by laying some tarot cards on the table or looking into an empty cup of tea and making up some crap they want to hear.
  • edited August 2008
    XTM of TMG wrote: »
    But hey, with astrology he may make loads off of gullible 40-year old housewives by laying some tarot cards on the table or looking into an empty cup of tea and making up some crap they want to hear.

    Yep. You're more likely to make a living out of Astrology than Astronomy...oh what a world we live in.
  • edited August 2008
    Take up a course on basket weaving, pay the fee, then don`t attend on principle, thats what I would do! Or take a course on computing, then tell them that you are a technophobe, that should go down well. Further education sucks, I know everything anyway, so why should I attend courses where I could teach eveything better anyway. I am thinking of starting a course, teaching people how to tell the future by studying bellybuttons, an inny means that you are going to be the next person to walk on the moon, an outy means that you are going to be a homeless bum. Dammit I have just given away the whole course, ah well.
  • edited August 2008
    Dingbat wrote: »
    Take up a course on basket weaving, pay the fee, then don`t attend on principle, thats what I would do! Or take a course on computing, then tell them that you are a technophobe, that should go down well. Further education sucks, I know everything anyway, so why should I attend courses where I could teach eveything better anyway. I am thinking of starting a course, teaching people how to tell the future by studying bellybuttons, an inny means that you are going to be the next person to walk on the moon, an outy means that you are going to be a homeless bum. Dammit I have just given away the whole course, ah well.

    Either your satire is lost on me, or you are an arrogant arse.
  • edited August 2008
    Sorry I am an arrogant ass, but it was meant as satire. I am an ex-teacher who has had to sit through some tragic sessions with supposed teachers which I knew that they were charging by the hour, " hey lets try some role play " equals, if I can push this into the next hour, I will earn another £100. But I was sending up the whole teaching industry, honestly! However if you wan`t to say how that made you feel " lets have a brainstorming session on that ( however you are not allowed to say that nowadays, not P.C. assuming that the students have brains, I think ). Roll on another £100! Let`s get togeather and devise a course on retro computing, that should go down a treat.
  • edited August 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Being an Amateur Astronomer (don't laugh)

    I laughed at my brother once for being an AA. One night through his telescope he showed me Jupiter. The next few nights we watched as the moons cast an eclipse across it's surface. A few nights later he showed me Saturn...

    I never laughed again. Awe-inspiring. Mind-blowing. Then we saw the rings of Saturn... Still the most staggering sight I've ever seen. The solar system is a beautiful place.

    Star clusters and galaxy clusters are something else...
  • edited August 2008
    When we have a clear warm night, I often sit in the back garden gazine upwards.

    Best thing i've seen lately, was seeing an Iridium Flare .
  • edited August 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    When we have a clear warm night, I often sit in the back garden gazine upwards.

    Best thing i've seen lately, was seeing an Iridium Flare .

    I remember watching one years ago as it made it's way across the night sky. I remember it because my friend thought it was a UFO and I had to convince him otherwise.

    For something normalish, get a decent pair of binoculars and watch the moon. Something we take for granted, but as it makes it's way across the night sky it's astonishing the speed it moves. It's a heavenly body we can all get inspired by, those craters are something to behold.
  • edited August 2008
    Yeah, I'll get myself some binoculars, better off with them than a cheap telescope.
  • edited August 2008
    thx1138 wrote: »
    Yeah, I'll get myself some binoculars, better off with them than a cheap telescope.

    Absolutely. I'm always on the lookout for a cheap refractor though!
  • edited August 2008
    Vampyre wrote: »
    I laughed at my brother once for being an AA. One night through his telescope he showed me Jupiter. The next few nights we watched as the moons cast an eclipse across it's surface. A few nights later he showed me Saturn...

    I never laughed again. Awe-inspiring. Mind-blowing. Then we saw the rings of Saturn... Still the most staggering sight I've ever seen. The solar system is a beautiful place.

    Star clusters and galaxy clusters are something else...

    Did you show him Uranus?

    /I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

    Andrew
  • edited August 2008
    Vampyre wrote: »
    Absolutely. I'm always on the lookout for a cheap refractor though!

    I got all the trimmings Meade LX200GPS 12 inch, laptop hook up and planetary/deepsky CCD cams on it.

    I bought a house with 6 acres out in the country ....picked the location for the dark skies and was in the process of building an observatory out back....

    Then I got divorced and now it sits in its case in my apartment!...you gotta laugh...don't you?!

    Maybe one day I'll get to break it out again.
  • edited August 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    Then I got divorced and now it sits in its case in my apartment!...you gotta laugh...don't you?!

    Yes, well, not always, sometimes, though not quite ... want to but cant really afford to. Har har's come at a premium nowadays. A gallon-full of giggles is around $3.99. I'd rather just mope my way to work each morning.

    I wonder which one of us WoSsers has been married/divorced the most often ... who'll start a thread on it :-P

    Here's to all the married basterrrrrblokes! HIP HIP!
  • edited August 2008
    I went to Astronomy evening classes for a term.

    The teacher was canny, entertaining and informed.

    There were two middle aged women who insisted on trying to drag astrology into every lesson. It pissed me off so much I didn't go back, completely destroyed each lesson selfish/stupid bitches.

    Moon through binoculars looks pretty cool. Borrow a pair, see what you think. If you are buying, get a pair you can mount on a tripod to cut down on shake, they get heavy quickly.

    And there are lots more things you can see with them than just the moon.
  • edited August 2008
    dekh wrote: »
    And there are lots more things you can see with them than just the moon.


    :-o:-o:-o

    Care to elaborate....
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited August 2008
    polomint wrote: »
    :-o:-o:-o

    Care to elaborate....


    Nope, but much better in 3D with bin's than flat and upside down with an astronomical telescope :roll:
  • edited August 2008
    Have you ever thought of doing some work as a volunteer? There are many local charity groups in every area which would be looking for help, you would be spoilt for choice. It is in most cases better than a night school option for getting both experience and a refference for potential employment. We all have areas of and experience which we can be of great benefit to a charity and the experience of working with other people, is a great confidence builder and can be a lot of fun. If you are thinking of making work opportunities, then practical experience goes down better with a potential employer than a certificate from a course. We all pick up life experiences along the way, if we can find a way to channel these into our work, that has to be a good thing.
  • edited August 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    I got all the trimmings Meade LX200GPS 12 inch, laptop hook up and planetary/deepsky CCD cams on it.

    Friend of mine has something like that (well, except without the laptop driven drive). We used to camp out at the Soaring Club of Houston some weekends and look at stuff with it (SCOH is up near Navasota, so on a good night it's reasonably dark). We also used to fire potato cannons, and drink beer there.
  • edited August 2008
    Rather than evening school at college, why not try a part time course at University Level. This will give you CV boosting skills, and will definatley be up your street.

    Don't be intimidated by uni, often people are. I see this all the time. However those brave enough to go for it and put in the work almost always succeed. You have obviously proved yourself willing to learn and thats largely all it takes.
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  • edited August 2008
    "Join an evening class...", that used to be one of the solid gold nuggets suggested by 50 year old agony aunts to people who were looking for romance. Because you will come into close contact with people who have similar interests as yourself. Frankly, if I was to come up against anyone who liked what I did I'd run a mile.

    It does work though. My Dad, bless him, joined one of those minature Japanese tree evening classes and even he got a shag out of it.

    I'm not taking the mick though, our local college does some pretty interesting stuff - mobile phone renovation, now there's a nice little part-time home business just waiting to happen. Always worth a look to see whats out there for free (or cheap).
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