wierd dream

edited November 2008 in Chit chat
i had a wos related dream last night.

there was a big paintballing tourny in some woods that we were all participating it, and our oppoents were the lemon64 forum, we were all in seperate barracks, then i got sent into theirs to do some spying, i was made invisable by a potion but i got captured and they held me for ransom, then i woke up covered in sweat.

anyway how about a speccy versus c64 paintballing game?
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  • edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    I was made invisable by a potion but i got captured and they held me for ransom, then i woke up covered in sweat, after they'd pinned me down and bummed me ragged.

    When I woke up my arse was killing me, let's go paintballing, oooooh mince

    Oh deary, deary me!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2008
    This dream needs to be somehow incorporated into a room in Mile's Mad Mission. :lol:
  • edited September 2008
    Sign me up, national service under my belt, I could be an asset or maybe just an arse.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008


    :lol:
  • edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    i had a wos related dream last night.

    there was a big paintballing tourny in some woods that we were all participating it, and our oppoents were the lemon64 forum, we were all in seperate barracks, then i got sent into theirs to do some spying, i was made invisable by a potion but i got captured and they held me for ransom, then i woke up covered in sweat.

    anyway how about a speccy versus c64 paintballing game?

    You are quite strange really, aren't you...? :lol:
  • edited September 2008
    monty.mole wrote: »
    You are quite strange really, aren't you...? :lol:

    when i say a dream i don't mean like martin luther king, i mean like the things that happen in your mind when you are asleep. :lol:
  • edited September 2008
    Most importantly though, did you cap DanSolo in the face before they caught you?
  • edited September 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    Most importantly though, did you cap DanSolo in the face before they caught you?

    i seem to remeber there was only one battle but you were all cowards, and it seemed that greencard was the only one doing any fighting.

    i wasn't aware of any lemoners specifically, they were more shadowy faces.
  • edited September 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    Most importantly though, did you cap DanSolo in the face before they caught you?

    That's not nice ... you can gouge an eye out that way ... and what if the damage to the face were to magically transfer from the dreamworld to reality? DanSolo would wake up with his eye on his cheek ... tsk, tsk ... that's just mean :-(
  • edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    then i woke up covered in sweat.

    You misspelled "wee" ...
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    You misspelled "wee" ...

    ha ha ive done that before. usually after a night of pills.
  • edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    ha ha ive done that before. usually after a night of pills.

    Wee-inducing pills? I thought you were a "wee" young lad, without a care nor a worry ... but an enlarged prostate at such a young age ... I feel for ya (not really, I've never had that happen).
  • edited September 2008
    I remember one time me and a friend halfed a pack of pro plus washed down with coffee, then we drank a few bottles of brown ale. Then we had a big bottle of cheap sweaty betty, I have no idea where we got a bottle of Bella or whatever pisswater masquerading as wine it was, but we washed the brown ale down with that. Then I think we drank a cup each with 4 soluble co-codomols in them, then I think we smoked a little spliff and went out somewhere.

    I'm pretty sure the beverage of choice was snakebite, I woke up and there was a big wet stain on my white t-shirt it was round the bed was wet, I don't know to this day if I'd thrown up or pissed myself in my sleep. It was brown but it looked like a watermark, kind of like tea. From that cocktail of "lets try to get a buzz off anything", it could have been either?
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2008
    "lets try to get a buzz off anything"

    The spliff wasn't enough???????!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited September 2008
    can us wossers use brown paint?
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited September 2008
    polomint wrote: »
    can us wossers use brown paint?

    ha ha, good idea.
  • edited September 2008
    Now i had a weird dream last night! It was me and my wife doing some swinging with another couple, all in the same bed. It was such an intense dream that i woke up right after, feeling oddly turned on by it. Not by the fact that i had sex with another woman but by watching (and hearing) my wife having sex with another man!
    How pervy is that? I would never want anything like that in real life!
    Wouldn?t mind her having a go with another woman tough. Especially not if i were allowed to watch (or participate)!
  • edited September 2008
    MinerWilly wrote: »
    Now i had a weird dream last night! It was me and my wife doing some swinging with another couple, all in the same bed. It was such an intense dream that i woke up right after, feeling oddly turned on by it. Not by the fact that i had sex with another woman but by watching (and hearing) my wife having sex with another man!
    How pervy is that? I would never want anything like that in real life!
    Wouldn?t mind her having a go with another woman tough. Especially not if i were allowed to watch (or participate)!

    it's a common fantasy. a lad i knew worked in a factory and he was telling me that one of his collegues was trying to find a bloke to shag his wife for that fantasy, but she was a bit of a munter so he was running into difficulties.

    anyway lets move on and pretend you didn't post that. :p
  • edited September 2008
    mmmmmmmmmm
  • edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    but she was a bit of a munter so he was running into difficulties.
    But a woman will always get sex if she wants to, no matter how ugly she can just walk in to a bar and have her pick.
    It?s much harder for us men. It seems that 80% of the female have sex with only 20% of the male!
  • edited September 2008
    MinerWilly wrote: »
    But a woman will always get sex if she wants to, no matter how ugly she can just walk in to a bar and have her pick.
    It?s much harder for us men. It seems that 80% of the female have sex with only 20% of the male!

    80% of men can too, you just have to broaden your mind and walk into a gay bar instead. Just ask Miles.
  • edited September 2008
    beanz wrote: »
    mmmmmmmmmm

    Marabou...
  • edited September 2008
    MinerWilly wrote: »
    But a woman will always get sex if she wants to, no matter how ugly she can just walk in to a bar and have her pick.
    It?s much harder for us men. It seems that 80% of the female have sex with only 20% of the male!

    Tis true m'laddio.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    Tis true m'laddio.

    Which?

    Any woman can have any man.

    or

    80% of women have sex with 20% of the men.
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Which?

    Any woman can have any man.

    or

    80% of women have sex with 20% of the men.


    Neither.

    Put it this way. Loads of rich men marry good looking poor women, but very very few rich women marry good looking poor men.

    Anyhoo, i don't want to get into all that. I'm very biased.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    That's not nice ... you can gouge an eye out that way ... and what if the damage to the face were to magically transfer from the dreamworld to reality? DanSolo would wake up with his eye on his cheek ... tsk, tsk ... that's just mean :-(

    Ah, come off it. I've been capped in the face a few times during paintball matches.....once at point blank range even :( .....you wear a protective face mask (or at least goggles) and asides from it stinging like hell and me getting some (non-toxic) paint in my mouth, no damage was done.

    I don't wish injury on Commode lovers, just a little suffering :wink:
  • edited September 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    I don't wish injury on Commode lovers, just a little suffering :wink:


    Funny thing is that they don't know that they are already suffering ...
  • edited September 2008
    ToxieDogg wrote: »
    Ah, come off it. I've been capped in the face a few times during paintball matches.....once at point blank range even :( .....you wear a protective face mask (or at least goggles) and asides from it stinging like hell and me getting some (non-toxic) paint in my mouth, no damage was done.

    I don't wish injury on Commode lovers, just a little suffering :wink:

    i'll take a face shot over anything. (ooo errr) not at all painfull hitting the visor, unless i hits the grill over your mouth, then its a mouthfull of nasty tasting paint, and no way to effectivly spit it out.

    the worst pain i had was being shot on the top of my head at pbr, i threw my gun down and was about to go hand to hand combat with the guy, but when i turned to him, he was already apologising, so what was i supposed to do. i rember another time trying to jump through a bramble bush but getting caught up in it, then a couple of lads using me for target practice, that went on until the marshall forced them to stop.
  • edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    i'll take a face shot over anything...

    I've been paintballing only once. I got shot twice, once in the face and once in the inner thigh, just an inch away from my nuts... The latter was from almost point blank range and really really hurt, but it could've been soooo much worse!! :grin:
  • edited September 2008
    God help you all when the revolution comes...
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