I've been paintballing only once. I got shot twice, once in the face and once in the inner thigh, just an inch away from my nuts... The latter was from almost point blank range and really really hurt, but it could've been soooo much worse!! :grin:
your balls prolly shrivle up in a combat situation. :-P
we went caravaning the other week and one of the guys accidently stood on the tip of another guys penis, he howled in pain, was really funny. could have been worse. he he
i learnt a trick when i was paintballing, instead of aiming for the man, shoot at his ammo hopper, one hit on that and the lid will spring open and his balls will fly everywhere. it takes him out of the game for ages as he scrambles around picking them up, and some will collect mud and may jam his gun later on. also a lose of balls like that is costly in the wallet, so he may not appear later on in the day cos he cant afford the ammo.
My dreams are getting seriously wierd. I dreamt last night i went to the doctor and i had TB!
The same night i dreamt i was back at my old high school and i failed all my exams! (bit like real life!)
My weird dreams have dinosaurs in them. They are my friends or my pets. Recently I had a dream there was one of the Demon Doggies from the movie Ghostbusters hiding under my duvet. I like the dinosaur dreams but the Demon Doggie one scared me.
I had a dream last night I was being chased by Karkoff from maybe the original Waxworks movie, or perhaps house of wax, or murder in the house of wax. I think it may have been a hammer horror. He was the extremely retarded milky eyed hunchback (you know I'm gonna look for this film online now :D).
Anyway he turned out to be Karkoff, but I got him trapped behind a fence, and found out I could actually control him. Just before I got up to any homicidal or potentially life threatening to others type mischief with my zombie hunchback retard puppet, I woke up :(
You lot are more accepting of these day-to-day/night-to-night experiences of mine than the RSRE, they used to leave snide comments on my answering machine when I told them of my exceptional discoveries.
Sometimes late at night ... I go *blip* ... but I usually just dream about buildings and trees. And I can usually find those in the dark without looking.
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your balls prolly shrivle up in a combat situation. :-P
we went caravaning the other week and one of the guys accidently stood on the tip of another guys penis, he howled in pain, was really funny. could have been worse. he he
i learnt a trick when i was paintballing, instead of aiming for the man, shoot at his ammo hopper, one hit on that and the lid will spring open and his balls will fly everywhere. it takes him out of the game for ages as he scrambles around picking them up, and some will collect mud and may jam his gun later on. also a lose of balls like that is costly in the wallet, so he may not appear later on in the day cos he cant afford the ammo.
How? :???: :o
he was sleeping in the kitchen, and some people had to walk through there to the toilet.
i made him howl too as i walked over him, as i didn't realise i had a big hole in the crutch of my pants, and one of my balls was hanging out. he he
The same night i dreamt i was back at my old high school and i failed all my exams! (bit like real life!)
Anyway he turned out to be Karkoff, but I got him trapped behind a fence, and found out I could actually control him. Just before I got up to any homicidal or potentially life threatening to others type mischief with my zombie hunchback retard puppet, I woke up :(
and it was time to go to work :( :( :(
:D
:eek:
Even me?
Often enough to mention it here.
You lot are more accepting of these day-to-day/night-to-night experiences of mine than the RSRE, they used to leave snide comments on my answering machine when I told them of my exceptional discoveries.
Sometimes late at night ... I go *blip* ... but I usually just dream about buildings and trees. And I can usually find those in the dark without looking.