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Happy YARRRR,-it-be-International-Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day!

ZnorXmanZnorXman
edited September 2008 in Chit chat
Yarr ... thar she blows!
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  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited September 2008
    Ah-so, velly good, chop chop

    I'm a south china seas pirate
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited September 2008
    Kaija wrote: »
    Ah-so, velly good, chop chop

    I'm a south china seas pirate

    Arrr, shiver me timbers matey-mate!

    Now ye best be naming yer faverite pirate cartoon/movie.

    I'll start with the Misadventure of Flapjack (cartoonnetwork.com) Arrr!
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited September 2008
    ys'san. i hope ahah-haha, that i can impless yu, with my flee type of cahnon ahhahaha-ahaha.

    or

    Michty me, it's a braw bricht starry nicht, the nicht...I'm Capt. Kidd, the scottish pirate. What of it laddie?
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited September 2008
    Staying in character isn't that easy ... you're doing a much better job of it than I be ... yarrr.
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited September 2008
    Nae problemo, noo I'm selling yon pirate vids doon the barrows merkat in glasgae.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • jpjp
    edited September 2008
    Yarr, me hearties. The sea - she be a cold, hard mistress
    jp nz | TZXs updated with new loading screens | youtube bits and bobs
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited September 2008
    jp wrote: »
    Yarr, me hearties. The sea - she be a cold, hard mistress

    I prefer her to be soft and warm ... but more importantly a woman ... yarr!
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited September 2008
    ahah-hahaa, chinese say, woman is not like Molacca stwaight. She smell of fishh, Molacca, fish awl dead yeahhs ago becaawse ohf pollution. ahh-haa-hah
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • MrCheeseMrCheese
    edited September 2008
    Yaaarrrrrrr, Roger the cabin boy!
  • ADJBADJB
    edited September 2008
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Yarr ... thar she blows!

    I'm not that lucky.
  • milemile
    edited September 2008
    arghhhh me hearties, i feel a cold shiver in my timber.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    arghhhh me hearties, i feel a cold shiver in my timber.
    to quote mel

    "wank furiously"...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • ZagrebZagreb
    edited September 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    to quote mel

    "wank furiously"...

    Thar she blows!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited September 2008
    karingal wrote: »
    to quote mel

    "wank furiously"...

    For the life of you, I can't figure out why you got that intentionally wrong!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited September 2008
    Yarrrrr!!!!!! Yee'd best be gittin' me thee finest rum for Cap'n Boozie, or I'll keelhaul yee landlubbers!
    Every night is curry night!
  • beanzbeanz
    edited September 2008
    Just keep yee 'ands offa me dubloons...
  • milemile
    edited September 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Yarrrrr!!!!!! Yee'd best be gittin' me thee finest rum for Cap'n Boozie, or I'll keelhaul yee landlubbers!

    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    earli in the morning

    Cut off his willy with a rusty razor
    Cut off his willy with a rusty razor
    Cut off his willy with a rusty razor
    earli in the morning!

    he's gay and up she rises,
    he's gay and up she rises,
    he's gay and up she rises,
    Earli in the morning!

    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    earli in the morning

    Slap him around and call him Suzie
    Slap him around and call him Suzie
    Slap him around and call him Suzie
    Earli in the morning!

    your gay and up she rises,
    your gay and up she rises,
    your gay and up she rises,
    Earli in the morning!

    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    what do we do with the dunken boozy?
    earli in the morning

    Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker
    Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker
    Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker
    Earli in the morning!

    That?s what we?ll do with a drunken boozy
    That?s what we?ll do with a drunken boozy
    That?s what we?ll do with a drunken boozy
    Earli in the morning!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited September 2008
    You know take away the cut off his Willy and he's gay and it wasn't that bad.

    But I don't want to be a eunuch and I like womens cunts too much to bum blokes. oh well :D

    Oops Shouldn't that be AAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! well!

    Actually I'm not keen on the Suzie bit either, if somebody did that to me chances are I'd slap the bastard back, or nut the fucker :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • milemile
    edited September 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    You know take away the cut off his Willy and he's gay and it wasn't that bad.

    But I don't want to be a eunuch and I like womens cunts too much to bum blokes. oh well :D

    Oops Shouldn't that be AAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! well!

    Actually I'm not keen on the Suzie bit either, if somebody did that to me chances are I'd slap the bastard back, or nut the fucker :lol:

    arhhh, speak like ye olde pirate, and stop veering off topic ye landlubber.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    arhhh, speak like ye olde pirate, and stop veering off topic ye landlubber.

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH?????AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:
    Every night is curry night!
  • milemile
    edited September 2008
    yragh much better, was going to give ye a taste of the cat. :p
  • Jumping StackJumping Stack
    edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    yragh much better, was going to give ye a taste of the cat. :p

    arragh tasta puss be jus wot e likz if i were remembering it rite from is previous tales hereabouts mile mi lad. Fair old apple bobber of a neck he has that ol cabin boy boozy
  • milemile
    edited September 2008
    Jumping Stack wrote: »
    arragh tasta puss be jus wot e likz if i were remembering it rite from is previous tales hereabouts mile mi lad. Fair old apple bobber of a neck he has that ol cabin boy boozy

    yurgh, ye keep me cockles warm on many a cold night on t'old sea voyage wi them tales of woe.
  • Jumping StackJumping Stack
    edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    yragh much better, was going to give ye a taste of the cat. :p

    Aaaarh, latest wosser is the well named NineCat

    EDIT until Agnes joined just now.... pieces of 8 etc
  • milemile
    edited September 2008
    Jumping Stack wrote: »
    Aaaarh, latest wosser is the well named NineCat

    yerh, tis a bad omen i tells ya.
  • Jumping StackJumping Stack
    edited September 2008
    mile wrote: »
    yerh, tis a bad omen i tells ya.

    aaaaargh sometin fishy's going down thats fer fact. Draw cutlasses and look out for booty.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited September 2008
    AAAR! The Booty be what Cap'n Boozey be needin', but tiz' unclean times ahoy, Cap'n boozy dare not sail the Red Sea :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • Jumping StackJumping Stack
    edited September 2008
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    AAAR! The Booty be what Cap'n Boozey be needin', but tiz' unclean times ahoy, Cap'n boozy dare not sail the Red Sea :lol:

    Better Red than Dead in times of need boozey boy or head upstream for the mouth this moontide.

    Or for something fresh you could sail round the Med instead wher' y'll find the fabled Egghead by the sea bed. That way hot maidens lie, likely as not, Arrrgh crackin times ahead.
  • deadpan666deadpan666
    edited September 2008
    Yar! Oi be splicin' me mainbrace as Ye speak! Ah-har, ye bunch o' scurvy sea-dogs....anyhooz, Oi'm off ta count moi pieces o' eight....
    The Black Cauldron (PC)
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited September 2008
    Cap'n Boozey must jump upon the screeching landboat. Therefore makin' it possible to travel to where the fine booze be hidin'.

    (in other words I'm going to the shop for a 6 pack I'll be back in about 15 minutes :D).
    Every night is curry night!
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