Sir Cliff.
Via NOTBBC, love him or hate him. But hate him...

http://www.thedailyliar.com/sport-cliff_richard_attempts_to_sabotage_wimbledon_roof

http://www.thedailyliar.com/sport-cliff_richard_attempts_to_sabotage_wimbledon_roof
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Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff
When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you Cliff?
Or are you, Cliff?
if he dies near christmas, we're all fucked...
Whichever day he dies on will become the new xmas. 24/12 won't be so bad, but if its 26/6 then we will all be opening pressies in the sun..
toss up between milenium prayer and summer holiday, bit like choosing to have your man bits bitten off by a dog or a tramp.
Codpiece face.
What did you call me?
Codpiece face.
For decades I never knew what that line was. Rik muffles it. It wasn't until the BEEB released a piss poor, featureless DVD, that I found out - by reading the subtitles!
Look out......CLIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
BOOOM!
"It's my birthday."
"Now you knew that anyway, and we don't care. So where's the surprise?"
This line got me thrown off and banned from a forum.
It appears in many guises, depending where you look (the scripts say it different to what Rik says in the bus)!
"I?ve got a one-way ticket to oblivion and I haven't even paid my fair!"
"I'm on a one-way trip to oblivion, and I haven't ever paid my fair!"
<silence>
"Bastards!"
Yes to the glorious chorus of We're all going on a Summer Holiday.
(Oh, sorry, wrong thread)
Nah, he'd better not cark it on my birthday.
OK, I'll fall for it ... what is it?
That!
Oh, that asound isa abit amiss!