What's on your saucer?

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  • edited July 2009
    So basically a white and a blue?

    The moggies are green and now gelatin based!

    There was a big to-do a few years ago when the company changed the formular from a liquid, that could be injected, to a solid that couldn't. Unles you heated it up on spoon using a candle.

    And then injected.

    And then it solidified in your vains and you had to have limbs removed.
  • edited July 2009
    So moggies are mazzies then?

    Wobbly eggs basically?
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
  • edited July 2009
    The stains have been there for ages!

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  • edited July 2009
    So moggies are mazzies then?

    Wobbly eggs basically?

    Mogadons. Not marzipan!

    Though marzipan is cyanide based!
  • edited July 2009
    Actually, I've just checked - and now they are in powdered tablet form!
  • edited July 2009
    Oh well sod moggies or mazzies or whatever they're called, just neck a couple of DF's and watch the world go in slo-mo, whilst still moving at the same speed weirdest and scummiest thing I ever took :D
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
  • edited July 2009
    My own recipe this time...

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  • edited July 2009
    I know I'm not dead hard, or anything, but when I order chocs from around the world - I don't expect this...

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  • edited July 2009
    What the hell is that?

    Are you sure it's edible?
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
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    frobush wrote: »
    I know I'm not dead hard, or anything, but when I order chocs from around the world - I don't expect this...

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    What a cute little pussy you've got there...

    Not too fond of Bratz myself though.
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  • edited July 2009
    Get a smaller plate or bread or cheese or peppers. Or internets.

    You are killing my contact lenses!
  • edited July 2009
    Frobush...cut your damn fingernails.


    ......they are scratchy.
  • edited July 2009
    Damn, Wish I had seen this thread a couple hrs ago before I Scoffed me din.....serving plate agogo...ah well maybe tomorrow night..
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »

    I love the squeak at the end!
  • edited July 2009
    Graz wrote: »
    I love the squeak at the end!

    Yeah! That's when I stopped! It's as if it's alive and I felt guilty about smashing it to bits with a hammer!

    And it's the hammer line up too, which tickled me! You are in no doubt as to what is going happen next!
  • edited July 2009
    Don't ask. It was on offer. A Joffa offer!

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  • edited July 2009
    What's that? A tub of alien embryo's?
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
  • edited July 2009
    Looks like a pack of pre-chewed spoggy to me...
  • edited July 2009
    What's that? A tub of alien embryo's?

    mussles. i suppose they are a bit too classy for you to recognise, i imagine all the seafood you eat is either covered in batter or breadcrumbs. :grin:
  • edited July 2009
    What's that? A tub of alien embryo's?

    Which part of the phrase "Don't ask" don't you understand? LOL!
  • edited July 2009
    mile wrote: »
    mussles. i suppose they are a bit too classy for you to recognise, i imagine all the seafood you eat is either covered in batter or breadcrumbs. :grin:

    I don't eat seafood it's rank! That includes the variety with breadcrumbs or batter on it, and I wouldn't exactly call mussels classy considering you can buy them from chip vans usually staffed by a fat monster that looks like he/she/it layed them!
    frobush wrote:
    Which part of the phrase "Don't ask" don't you understand? LOL!

    I understood it fully, but I chose to ignore that request ;)
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
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    That makes me think that you probably smell as bad as I imagine you do :p
    You can't expect me to have lunch with a man who's favourite part of the chicken is the right wing!
  • edited July 2009
    That makes me think that you probably smell as bad as I imagine you do :p

    Even worse actually, and double that...
  • edited July 2009
    I love onion sandwiches.

    But I don't love you enough for that end of day 'snog'.

    If I loved you, I would eat them all the time, and snog you at the end of the day.

    But I don't love you.

    I love onion sandwiches.
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    I love onion sandwiches.

    But I don't love you enough for that end of day 'snog'.

    If I loved you, I would eat them all the time, and snog you at the end of the day.

    But I don't love you.

    I love onion sandwiches.

    I'm glad I'm not an onion sandwich ...
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