Best Wedding March Ever!!

edited August 2009 in Chit chat
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  • edited August 2009
    No it's not the best it's crap!

    My wife showed me it earlier cos' her friend who's getting married said she's going to do something like it :roll:

    It's about as funny as being run over.
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  • edited August 2009
    No it's not the best it's crap!

    My wife showed me it earlier cos' her friend who's getting married said she's going to do something like it :roll:

    It's about as funny as being run over.

    Well always the first is funny then all the copy cats are just crap. You wait it will slowly trickle down the ranks till the chavs'll be doing it.
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  • edited August 2009
    Found that quite amusing, the two white guys dancing like that made me cringe at the beginning, plus knowing theyre sober, damn i couldnt do that !

    Its good but reminded me of the classic youtube clip where the couple have their first dance and then Sir Mixalot's 'baby got back' comes on instead, that was superb.

    Edit - Just clicked on 3 mins (only watched the first 2 mins before), ouch some of that dancing is awful, specially the fat guy and everyone dancing at the front. Dont mean to sound like a 'reverse racist' but seeing some of those white guys dance to that song, painful to watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqiw-Kqtlr0 - Thats the really famous one, very funny.
  • edited August 2009
    Well we've all seen our uncles dancing at weddings, well that was a troop of them.

    The whole is worser than the sum of the parts.
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  • edited August 2009
    Oh that's awful! The best one in ze vorld, has to be the Steps tragedy one. That was fab.
  • edited August 2009
    I'm in my 30's now so I can now officially be that annoying twat in their 30's who body pops at a wedding once the dance floor fills up.

    Oh I can't wait :D

    I already did pop at a wedding last year, I think I mentioned it on here around about the time, I popped cos' I was mortal drunk. It was probably only about 8:30pm as well but the beer was free and weddings always make me feel awkward, so I took advantage of the free beer as I always do at weddings.

    Anyway I hear the DJ shout my name out and apparently I'm going to breakdance at the bride and grooms request? Am I? I started panicking a bit, I was so pissed I could barely walk never mind dance. Anyway I decided popping was safer considering I was wearing shoes and nice clothes as you do at a wedding, it's not like I had slacks, a hoody, and a pair of Adidas on. Anyway I hid in the bog for about 10 mins hoping they'd forget, oh no! Second I walked back into the room the DJ shouts "There he is!". So I edgily stumbled onto the dancefloor and swallowed what little pride I had left. So the DJ then shouts I'm gonna play some Hip-Hop, then to top it off the insult to injury he plays that awful tune with Usher and Little John (I have no idea but Little John does his usual screaming "Yeah, Yeah"). In the end I borrowed the grooms shoes, it was a fucking disaster, but about 150 of the 175 people I didn't know out the 200 or so people at the wedding said I looked amazing? I know I was confused cos' I bumbled around that dancefloor like a complete mong.

    Guess I'll have the same shit happen to me when I go the next wedding which is in a couple of months time, can't wait. I was supposed to be one of the Groomsmen, but my mates dopey cousin took my place cos' his aunt basically forced him. So now my wife is a bridesmaid, and I'm a regular guest, so I'm gonna look like a dick no matter what :mad:

    Might as well get pissed and punch somebody I don't know for looking at me, give them a taste of a British wedding.....fuckers!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2009
    Some bad language.

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