I'll send you 10 billion dollars US, I'll send it to you care of Prince Um Bongo Wubba Walla from Nigeria. You may have to give him your bank details to claim it though, his company the great bank of somewhere will no doubt be happy to release the funds to you.
but you may have to make "Deal" or post him a small transaction fee of 1000 pounds US :D
If your out of money then stop eating meat for a while. It's saves us a fortune, plus not buying boxed bung in the overn type things has also saved us a fortune.
What you need is 'how to cook on a bloody tight budget'
My WMPlayer 10 crashed after watching first part and refused to open next ones.
The error message : C00D11CD: Unknown error.
But it started well...is it usual in UK to cook peas ? We put it just to soup or rice.
A few people have problems 'seeing' stuff off of my site - I could "Youtube" the sections, but not tonight! I'll link them together tomorrow into one fat file and upload and post a youtube link. Then you'll be sorry!
If your out of money then stop eating meat for a while. It's saves us a fortune, plus not buying boxed bung in the overn type things has also saved us a fortune.
What you need is 'how to cook on a bloody tight budget'
I can cook very well. I've had a good teacher, my Dad's a head chef at Oxford University and works in a place that looks remarkably like Hogwarts dining room. ;)
I can cook very well. I've had a good teacher, my Dad's a head chef at Oxford University and works in a place that looks remarkably like Hogwarts dining room. ;)
Does he do chips, peas and random meat style dishes?
No. I thought not.
He wants to get with it man! Get down with the taste!
Man, all that stuff heaped on the buttie looked repulsive, so I called the missus over to watch and validate my point of view and I get, "mmmm, that looks lush!"
Maybe you are the next Jamie Oliver after all! :-o
Seriously though, why are you always behaving in that weird way on your videos, like throwing the salt dispenser instead of properly putting it back after use? Or throwing a tape out of the window, hitting a tube with the hammer, spilling fake blood over your keyboard ... sorry to say so but makes you look like a nutter.
when i started the first download i thought it was cock1.avi. which got me excited, not because i wanted to see yours (or anyone elses), but nearly always when i see one on a screen it involves penetrating a vagina at some stage. yum.
there were 15 chips on the plate of peas - you call that a feed?
oh yeah, you did sound quite pissed at the start of cock1.avi, but by the end video it did look like you were insane. did you ever get tested for that? while you are going for that test take one of those meat things and get that tested to see if it is a dead animal of some sort.
Seriously though, why are you always behaving in that weird way on your videos, like throwing the salt dispenser instead of properly putting it back after use? Or throwing a tape out of the window, hitting a tube with the hammer, spilling fake blood over your keyboard ... sorry to say so but makes you look like a nutter.
I like being violent to inanimate objects because I am a nutter.
I like being violent to inanimate objects because I am a nutter.
And no-one gets hurt but me!
You say that but think of the poor salt dispenser. How does he feel being chucked across the room getting injured ? His best mate Pepper Grinder will be upset at the way you're treating him as well.
is it usual in UK to cook peas ? We put it just to soup or rice.
Peas in soup or rice? Unless it's a vegetable soup, then soup is for croutons, if you must add anything at all, (and I'd rather you diddn't.) And only add peas to rice if you're doing a sort of stir-fry mixup thing, then y'can add y'peppers 'n' onions 'n' stuff. Otherwise, cook your peas as Frobby has shown. You can also mush 'em all up for your chips if you are so inclined.
(How very forceful of me!)
Watched all the cooking films and am now reassured that I'm doing it right.
Patti was impressed by the size of your burgers!
when i started the first download i thought it was cock1.avi. which got me excited, not because i wanted to see yours (or anyone elses), but nearly always when i see one on a screen it involves penetrating a vagina at some stage. yum.
I can cook very well. I've had a good teacher, my Dad's a head chef at Oxford University and works in a place that looks remarkably like Hogwarts dining room. ;)
you mean he's a dinner lady. no wonder you turned out how you did. :-P
If my dad just washed pans and pots i'm sure he would come home saying to his son 'i'm head chef...honestly i am ' ;)
Nah I'm not kidding. He's worked at various university colleges in Oxford over the years. It sounds glamomous but its not like he earns tons of money doing it. He does have to be a very good cook though, it's more like one of those jobs where you do it for the love of it.
no really, they have these videos called adult entertainment and you get all kinds of interesting people leading very boring and monotonous lives. (for the first 5 minutes anyway)
Sounds like this should be part of the "Top 5" thread - "jobs where you do it for the love of it"!
1. Porn Star
2. Chef
3. Needle work / crocheting
4. Captain Picard
5. Porn Stat
porn star (stat - are you suffering from sleep deprivation. must have been the interrogation last night) is over rated. you have all those people looking at you and the heat from the lights just makes it more difficult. i'd replace porn star (stat) with quality control tester in a brothel.
no really, they have these videos called adult entertainment and you get all kinds of interesting people leading very boring and monotonous lives. (for the first 5 minutes anyway)
No offense intended to Frobush but i wouldnt download a video from him if i thought it was called 'cock1.avi' as you thought it was called !
When you are on 1st name terms with the cops - you know something is wrong! One of them, a new one, was South African (white - brick sh*t house) and we got talking about how he ended up in sunny Widnes!
When you are on 1st name tems with the cops - you know something is wrong! One of them, a new one, was South African (white - brick sh*t house) and we got talking about how he ended up in sunny Widnes!
obviously to see if you were real. which takes me to an unanswered question about you and that film tron.
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You really do like your chips, peas, and non-descript grill meats, don't you fro---BRUSH!
I'm running out of money!
You can ring the FROBRUSH helpline on 0181 899283396 and make a donation.
Or TEXT "JOF@millionaire" and type "donation", leave a space and then give an amount to pledge.
Or email "joffa.smiff@indoniasianhelpsevices - and leave your bank details.
but you may have to make "Deal" or post him a small transaction fee of 1000 pounds US :D
What you need is 'how to cook on a bloody tight budget'
The error message : C00D11CD: Unknown error.
But it started well...is it usual in UK to cook peas ? We put it just to soup or rice.
A few people have problems 'seeing' stuff off of my site - I could "Youtube" the sections, but not tonight! I'll link them together tomorrow into one fat file and upload and post a youtube link. Then you'll be sorry!
You are only jealous 'cos I can cook!
Yup!!!
Yada yada....
I can cook very well. I've had a good teacher, my Dad's a head chef at Oxford University and works in a place that looks remarkably like Hogwarts dining room. ;)
Does he do chips, peas and random meat style dishes?
No. I thought not.
He wants to get with it man! Get down with the taste!
Maybe you are the next Jamie Oliver after all! :-o
there were 15 chips on the plate of peas - you call that a feed?
oh yeah, you did sound quite pissed at the start of cock1.avi, but by the end video it did look like you were insane. did you ever get tested for that? while you are going for that test take one of those meat things and get that tested to see if it is a dead animal of some sort.
so is that .com or .org?
I like being violent to inanimate objects because I am a nutter.
And no-one gets hurt but me!
You say that but think of the poor salt dispenser. How does he feel being chucked across the room getting injured ? His best mate Pepper Grinder will be upset at the way you're treating him as well.
Think of these poor objects !
Peas in soup or rice? Unless it's a vegetable soup, then soup is for croutons, if you must add anything at all, (and I'd rather you diddn't.) And only add peas to rice if you're doing a sort of stir-fry mixup thing, then y'can add y'peppers 'n' onions 'n' stuff. Otherwise, cook your peas as Frobby has shown. You can also mush 'em all up for your chips if you are so inclined.
(How very forceful of me!)
Watched all the cooking films and am now reassured that I'm doing it right.
Patti was impressed by the size of your burgers!
(loved the gravy and spoon bit! :D)
Hmmmm ! Okayyyyyyyyyyyy
you mean he's a dinner lady. no wonder you turned out how you did. :-P
If my dad just washed pans and pots i'm sure he would come home saying to his son 'i'm head chef...honestly i am ' ;)
that makes me the head chef in my GF's kitchen. :-P
Nah I'm not kidding. He's worked at various university colleges in Oxford over the years. It sounds glamomous but its not like he earns tons of money doing it. He does have to be a very good cook though, it's more like one of those jobs where you do it for the love of it.
Sounds like this should be part of the "Top 5" thread - "jobs where you do it for the love of it"!
1. Porn Star
2. Chef
3. Needle work / crocheting
4. Captain Picard
5. Porn Stat
porn star (stat - are you suffering from sleep deprivation. must have been the interrogation last night) is over rated. you have all those people looking at you and the heat from the lights just makes it more difficult. i'd replace porn star (stat) with quality control tester in a brothel.
No offense intended to Frobush but i wouldnt download a video from him if i thought it was called 'cock1.avi' as you thought it was called !