Well, you know how it is. What with the postal strike, social unrest, the BNP on Question Time... I may not be able to send you any congratulations. Sorry in advance.
There is a powercut on that day and the whole of the world is in blackout, nevermind, there is always next year, oh no sorry, that is the day when the Martians land and the whole of humanity is too busy watching it on TV, to visit WOS ! Sorry !
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You were caught peeing into a fount?
Shhhh!
Oh, erm, no. Wait.
I've HAVEN'T sent out PMs to all on WoS and we AREN'T preparing a HUGE party for you!
I always get those two statements mixed up!
Tut!