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Txt speakz.

1980-20..1980-20..
edited November 2009 in Chit chat
I will admit im not the best when it comes to text speak but mostly i use common sense and its usualy quite easy to work out, but for some reason today the missus asked me to check her phone for messages and it took me about five minutes to decipher this one message, here it is time yourselves see how long it takes you!.

ye11.30b fine4me!x.

Maybe im getting old!.
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  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited November 2009
    "Yeah, 11:30 (will) be fine for me, kiss."

    Less than 10seconds...I'm off to shoot myself in the head now.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited November 2009
    "ye11.30b fine4me!x."

    Yeah! ?11.30 fine for me due to outrageous sex.

    S!mplwhnUknwOW.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2009
    I sent a text on my wife's phone once, would have been quicker for me to drive to Durham and delivered the message in person...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2009
    1980-20.. wrote: »
    ye11.30b fine4me!x.

    Maybe im getting old!.

    Good evening, I do happen to be available at around about 11.30pm. Is that time good for you?. If so I look forward to dinner by candlelight followed by a desert of laughter under the stars.


    The other noobs above did a literal translation, mine is the more accurate one...no0bs.


    ...why is Mile texting you though?
  • fogfog
    edited November 2009
    noob ? damn gamerz ;)

    text spk has different levels of lazyness I think , BUT it continues in msn or say emails..

    just because they know about RSI and we didn't :(
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited November 2009
    1980-20.. wrote: »
    ye11.30b fine4me!x.

    Yell. Bob fine for Mel Hug.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited November 2009
    look at dat big mad scary goff man am gonnae chibb u ya baw aye a fudged yer maw last night n she wis luvin it bare manz gotta chat breeze in ere and like its dese brevhs are sumfin else like propa nang innit.

    Translate that you ba*ards!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    S!mplwhnUknwOW.

    Sex Clam At Ion iMpel When Submarineboat Ken Wow!
  • def chrisdef chris
    edited November 2009
    fog wrote: »
    noob ? damn gamerz ;)
    I reckon this word will make the 2011 edition of the oxford english dictionary. seems to be everywhere now.they might even spell it "n3wb" or something crazy. stick that in your alphabet and smoke it!
  • fogfog
    edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    look at dat big mad scary goff man am gonnae chibb u ya baw aye a c yer maw last night n she wis luvin it bare manz gotta chat breeze in ere and like its dese brevhs are sumfin else like propa nang innit.

    Translate that you ba*ards!

    this sounds like the egg chuckers from outside your house.hehe
    that can't be right, u didn't say brap / blap? hehe

    nang.. is good/bad.. etc..

    goff = goth ?!?!

    fudged hhmm there is 2 things that could mean.. the OLD saying or something else.. as in " a finger of".hehe

    maw = mum?!
    bare manz = lots of men.

    chat breeze , as in hot air.. or lies
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    look at dat big mad scary goff man am gonnae chibb u ya baw aye a fudged yer maw last night n she wis luvin it bare manz gotta chat breeze in ere and like it's dese brehs are sumfin else like propa nang innit.

    Translate that you ba*ards!

    May it please you, observe this, you large, mental, clown, I shall kick you in your posterior. I committed fornication with your mother last night, and she enjoyed it much. We will most certainly hurt you, and these brothers are something else, quite proper swell, they are, and it definitely is so.

    Edit:
    Actually ... a slight change is in/out of order.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited November 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    May it please you, observe this, you large, mental, clown, I shall kick you in your posterior. I committed fornication with your mother last night, and she enjoyed it much. We will most certainly hurt you, and these brothers are something else, quite proper swell, they are, right?

    Uncanny!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Uncanny!

    If only that and it were right.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited November 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    If only that and it were right.

    Man diz is a razd fax gone up like unleftist on dose face meanin up not slider side. Yeah?
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Man diz is a razd fax gone up like unleftist on dose face meanin up not slider side. Yeah?

    Sorry, lost me there for the most part. But how did I actually do with the first one?
  • frobushfrobush
    edited November 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Sorry, lost me there for the most part. But how did I actually do with the first one?

    Perfect. My last one was an untranslation of your post.
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Perfect. My last one was an untranslation of our post.

    Thank you ... and Whew! I thought I was going crazy, I made little sense with that second one.

    And now I must head back home and hit the stack of hay.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited November 2009
    Night night!

    Still early for me! (2.30am ish)
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Night night!

    Still early for me! (2.30am ish)

    8:30 back here ... and I've been up since before 5 this morning. Mixed a bunch of oil paints in the afternoon and hope to paint a pic this weekend but for now I must bid thee a fair night and may an accommodating sleep pattern be experienced by one and all.
  • frobushfrobush
    edited November 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    8:30 back here ... and I've been up since before 5 this morning. Mixed a bunch of oil paints in the afternoon and hope to paint a pic this weekend but for now I must bid thee a fair night and may an accommodating sleep pattern be experienced by one and all.

    Colour at last!
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited November 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Colour at last!

    Yes ... finally.

    Zzzzznight!
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited November 2009
    1980-20.. wrote: »
    I will admit im not the best when it comes to text speak but mostly i use common sense and its usualy quite easy to work out, but for some reason today the missus asked me to check her phone for messages and it took me about five minutes to decipher this one message, here it is time yourselves see how long it takes you!.

    ye11.30b fine4me!x.

    Maybe im getting old!.

    I think you wife/lady may be planning cheating on you with an Asian man. The WOSers have not been telling the truth, they did not want to hurt you. But I think its about time you heard the truth.

    It actually reads.
    Yellow nob will be fine for me. Hard-on Kiss.
    Calling all ASCII Art Architects Visit the WOS Wall of Text and contribute: https://www.yourworldoftext.com/wos
  • guesserguesser
    edited November 2009
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I think you wife/lady may be planning cheating on you with an Asian man.
    It actually reads.
    Yellow nob will be fine for me. Hard-on Kiss.

    That's lacist
    My rubbish website including the redrawn Amstrad schematics and the Sinclair Wiki.
  • guesserguesser
    edited November 2009
    beanz wrote: »
    Good evening, I do happen to be available at around about 11.30pm. Is that time good for you?. If so I look forward to dinner by candlelight followed by a desert of laughter under the stars.

    I wondered why you'd go into such a small and awkwardly shaped cupboard for a grope, then I realised it said stars not stairs
    My rubbish website including the redrawn Amstrad schematics and the Sinclair Wiki.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited November 2009
    I don't mind text messages in actual text messages or in a live chat situation, especially whilst gaming, but it does my nut in getting them in e-mails.

    I still still write an e-mail fairly formally.
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