Well, now. You could have used 'strapping a MARS BAR' to the head and being a Klingon here, and using astronomical names for chocolate bars to follow through (?) to a very basic punch line involving milk.
You.................Spin doctor.............( I would have written a more witty reply but my keyboard has mysteriously broken down and the keys do not respond )..............
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
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Well, it is Xmas week next week. So a treet is at hand!
I still have that friggin' bomb to blow up! Watch this space!
You could have extended that and used "The Final Front Here", but it's just too late now. By about 30 odd years! Odd ears!
EDIT - I should charge for my time, you know.
Well, now. You could have used 'strapping a MARS BAR' to the head and being a Klingon here, and using astronomical names for chocolate bars to follow through (?) to a very basic punch line involving milk.
I'd do it for you, but it is gunna cost.
Nah! If you did that even less people would pay attention to you ;)
It's not the winning that matters to me. It is the taking part and sh*tt*ng all over you that counts!
EDIT - Smilie face! P*ss off!
Some of the people seemed so OTT