"I should use simulator loosely 'cos I don't think it's quite like this on the beach with helicopters and fires and the jumping beach buggy" - paulisthebest3uk 2020.
You can't have seen the fifty Astley heads floating around like snowflakes.
Once you've got that far, the close box gives you an alert box with the first line of Never Gonna Give You Up.
Click OK, and you get an alert box with the second line of Never Gonna Give You Up.
I'm not sure what happens after that, because I usually give up.
You got to have balls to do an academic/job/CV website like that. However, if you are brainy enough then you can actually get away with it and are even respected for your creative [strike]genious[/strike] [strike]geenius[/strike] [strike]geneius[/strike] [strike]geeneeos[/strike] [strike]jenious[/strike] [strike]jeanious[/strike] [strike]jeenaus[/strike] [strike]gineus[/strike] cleverness.
As you can see I'm not clever enough to get away with a website like that. So mine would have to look professionally done.
Anyways the guy said his site passed the W3C HTML 4.01 Strict validation. I looked at his mark-up, he cheated.
" Then due to overwork ? I had to go into hospital for a minor operation on my hand. It was there I lost everything."
"But I struggled on (I'm legally not allowed to detail what happened to me)"
" I don't suppose certain arse holes will be copying me from now on, unless they chop their own fucking hand off."
WTF happened during that minor op??!!
Mr Jolly cut off Mr Jelly`s hand in an act of revenge for him being a better clown, he is not allowed to say, because of the compensation. WHAT...................................................................
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
What I want to know is, was Mr Jolly struck off after he performed the needless surgery, I mean it stands to sense that other clowns will need surgery in the future and could well loose other body parts, making them less funny;)
I wonder if Graz knows if they still have the Annual clown convention in Bognor, it would be nice to see Mr Jelly again;)
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
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www.worldofspectrum.org
Only kidding!:lol:
http://bohusk.host.sk/
if the link doesn't work, copy it and paste to webbrowser.
I just closed the tab in Firefox............
Can't believe no one did a:
CLICK HERE FOR BROWN-NESS!
yet..... :lol:
48K CELEBRITY AWARDS
(there's a credit at the bottom of the page)
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
megaLOL ... :lol::lol:
You can't have seen the fifty Astley heads floating around like snowflakes.
Once you've got that far, the close box gives you an alert box with the first line of Never Gonna Give You Up.
Click OK, and you get an alert box with the second line of Never Gonna Give You Up.
I'm not sure what happens after that, because I usually give up.
yep WTF??
Take a closer look towards the bottom right hand corner thats why WTF.
Hot chicks plunging their toilets.
What's not to like?
EDIT - could be worse Link
http://hotchickswithstubbedtoesmakingsexfaces.com/
Well prize for the worst URL anyway, not to mention the content.
hot chicks with fists in their mouths
hot chicks with dogs with boners
hot chicks smiling at ground zero
hot chicks with hotdogs in their mouths
That photo is very disturbing! I hope that was superimposed!
One image that did make me laugh was this.
Some one had captioned it: Beyond a reasonable point of casualness..
:lol:
(erm, it is a spoof!)
"DO YOU require an aromatherapy or massage in the Hampchester /Dorsetshire area?"
just supposing the answer was yes, where do i click?
" Then due to overwork ? I had to go into hospital for a minor operation on my hand. It was there I lost everything."
"But I struggled on (I'm legally not allowed to detail what happened to me)"
" I don't suppose certain arse holes will be copying me from now on, unless they chop their own fucking hand off."
WTF happened during that minor op??!!
http://www.jollyparties.co.uk/
Thanks, wasted 15 minutes of my life on that one. :rolleyes:
You do realise you're on that website, don't you.
Scroll down about a quarter of the way, and it's you meets Andy Warhol!
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You got to have balls to do an academic/job/CV website like that. However, if you are brainy enough then you can actually get away with it and are even respected for your creative [strike]genious[/strike] [strike]geenius[/strike] [strike]geneius[/strike] [strike]geeneeos[/strike] [strike]jenious[/strike] [strike]jeanious[/strike] [strike]jeenaus[/strike] [strike]gineus[/strike] cleverness.
As you can see I'm not clever enough to get away with a website like that. So mine would have to look professionally done.
Anyways the guy said his site passed the W3C HTML 4.01 Strict validation. I looked at his mark-up, he cheated.
Mr Jolly cut off Mr Jelly`s hand in an act of revenge for him being a better clown, he is not allowed to say, because of the compensation. WHAT...................................................................
Re. The jelly and jolly sites:
Here's the answers you've not been looking for.
ZnorXman, Not Much of a Clown, esq.
(-8
I wonder if Graz knows if they still have the Annual clown convention in Bognor, it would be nice to see Mr Jelly again;)
And here's you with Paul Daniels - now that's tragic!
You can`t do that to Debbie, she is such a sweetheart, the next time she gives me a big hug, her wet nose will stick down my neck !..................