smart girl in bed – w4m
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EDIT:
Another one.
Loveseat with Dead Snake – $125
Hi. I have a light brown plaid loveseat for sale. I used to refer to it as a sofa until my boyfriend corrected me. I think it’s around 20 or so years old. It is very comfortable. One of my favorite things in the apartment. The thing is the snake crawled into it and died. We can’t find it anywhere in it, without breaking it or really damaging the fabric. It was a male (I think) boa, three years old, about 3 feet long, and hasn’t been seen for weeks, maybe a month. So the mystery has been solved. The loveseat must go. Please email if you’re interested. I will reply.. $125 obo.
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that's funny (to me at least).
smart girl in bed – w4m
{Regular|Normal|Standard|Ordinary|Typical|Usual|Average}{girl|gal|lady|woman} who works {9 to 5|9-5}..{sometimes|occasionally|often|at times|typically|generally} more, so you {can|may|could|might|should|are able to|would|should be able to} {guess|think|understand|reckon} that I am {bored|tired|fed up} of my {job|work|career} and {co workers|associates|staff}. {Need|Want|Desire|Have to have|Must have|Need to have|Have need of} some {more|additional|extra|added|greater} {excitement|pleasure} around. {Went out|Partied|Went Partying} with {some|a few} {friends|pals|buddies|close friends|good friends|co-workers} and had {a few|some|a couple of|one or two|just a few} drinks, {had to|needed to|was required to|was forced to|and was forced to} {come home|leave|end the night} {because|since|simply because|mainly because|thanks to} my ride {wanted to|had to|needed to} {go|leave}, {but|yet} i still {wanted|needed|preferred} to {go out|stay|continue} and have some fun. {I am|I’m} {petite|small|tiny} {girl|gal|lady|woman} {looking for|searching for|seeking|in search of|trying to find|in need of|seeking out|needing|struggling to find} a {man|guy|gentleman} to {dazzle|impress|charm} me with his {sense of humour|humour|funny bone} and sexy {personality|character|qualities|attitude|style}. I {don’t|do not} even {think that|believe that} made any sense, but who cares So {let’s|let us|why don’t we|we should} {get to know|become familiar with} {each other|one another}
EDIT:
Another one.
Loveseat with Dead Snake – $125
Hi. I have a light brown plaid loveseat for sale. I used to refer to it as a sofa until my boyfriend corrected me. I think it’s around 20 or so years old. It is very comfortable. One of my favorite things in the apartment. The thing is the snake crawled into it and died. We can’t find it anywhere in it, without breaking it or really damaging the fabric. It was a male (I think) boa, three years old, about 3 feet long, and hasn’t been seen for weeks, maybe a month. So the mystery has been solved. The loveseat must go. Please email if you’re interested. I will reply.. $125 obo.
I recognise that writing style, and I can't help but think that it's missing the words 'sam coupe' somewhere.