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Funniest story ever?

JACK98JACK98
edited August 2010 in Chit chat
Got this link in an email,found it hilarious,i don't know if the story is true or not,but take a read

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2010
    I'll admit it made me laugh, but it can't be real, why would anybody own up to that and especially on a forum where anybody could read it?

    I know if I pumped a lump I wouldn't tell you feckers :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • HerculesHercules
    edited August 2010
    :D

    Unbelievable somebody would share that on a public forum. It must be some kinda wind up.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited August 2010
    It sounds so absurd that it would take some weird mind to think up a story like that. Therefore I believe there could be a grain of truth in it. If I was in that situation I would have sh!t in the bog but peed all over her floor (providing she didn't have carpets), it would be easier to clean.

    However.... pee bottles?? What the f*ck...FREAK!

    He says the whole thing could have been prevented if he'd just brought his pee bottles. What about having the courage to use a public toilet you f*cking nut case. :-x
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  • JACK98JACK98
    edited August 2010
    *flashback of trainspotting-the worse toilet in the world.
  • fogfog
    edited August 2010
    "o rly " 2nd post says it all..

    jackanory hits the internet.

    the clue is in the forum name.. someone is doing too much steroids
  • HairyHairy
    edited August 2010
    What a twat.
  • milemile
    edited August 2010
    im still laughing, ha ha. those pics were ace.

    true or not i dont care. :-P

    i did hear a similar story once.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2010
    Aye the pics were the best bit, I bet you wouldn't see that on jerry jackson :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited August 2010
    Hmm. Cant believe someone took the time to do all those crappy pictures !

    But like you say 'pee bottle' ? Whats that all about ?! Amusing story but didnt find it that funny as i cant believe its true. Just an amusing viral story spreading like anything over the net

    I mean doing a google search using the first line of that original post...

    http://www.google.com/webhp#hl=en&source=hp&q=%22Alright...I+don%27t+care+if+you+guys+believe+me+...+it%27s+real.+This+is+the+the+most+embarassing+thing%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&pbx=1&fp=7db4f7af4a13aa89

    Quite a few people posting the same story and making out its their own story. Just the modern day equivalent of 'send this email to 10 people for good luck...' type stuff
  • milemile
    edited August 2010
    psj3809 wrote: »

    But like you say 'pee bottle' ? Whats that all about ?! Amusing story but didnt find it that funny as i cant believe its true. Just an amusing viral story spreading like anything over the net

    i think the guy couldn't use public toilets.

    and to be fair toilets in the states are a bit ****ed up. i only went in a handfull of them when i was there, but when i went into one in a bar there was a sink, a table and a toilet (bowl) and that was it, there wasn't even a door, just a winding corridor. no cubical, i needed a shit, but wasn't going to go in there. i ended up sneaking into the ladies and did it in there. i leter found out there there was a toilet attendant that is supposed to guard the door for you, and then you give him a tip or something. but he was elsewhere when i went.
  • RalfRalf
    edited August 2010
    Fake story but still funny.

    Now I tell you a true acccident in similar mood.

    Many years ago I have seen a completely drunken man sitting on a trashbin in the street and stinking of shit terribly.

    Everybody guessed that he:

    a) confused trashbin and toilet seat
    b) forgot to drop his pants first

    :)

    Not a pretty sight, believe me, but very remarkable.

    And there is one more similar story in urban legends collection:

    http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/poopy.asp
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited August 2010
    The more think about it the more untrue it gets.

    If he did drop a log down the back of the toilet, that would have releived the pressure so he could pee then finish the rest of his crap. So why then did he feel the need to use the bath? Furthermore, rather than attempt to wash his logs down the plug hole (using hot steamy water I ask?), did he not just pick them up with a tissue and put them in the bog?
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  • psj3809psj3809
    edited August 2010
    I think someones got experience of a situation similar ;)

    Put your worzel gummidge PhD head away ;) Its just a spoof story which is currently the latest viral email as my mate just sent it to me today as well. (Plus theres a link about it on RG).

    Tomorrow we'll be back to baboons sniffing their bottoms and falling over etc
  • grey keygrey key
    edited August 2010
    mile wrote: »

    i did tell a similar story once.

    That`s better !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited August 2010
    Personally I think the guy is full of sh!t..................baddomm tiiishhhh
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited August 2010
    Not anymore :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • grey keygrey key
    edited August 2010
    Naah, he`s just taking the piss, the Wa................................
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • milemile
    edited August 2010
    this is prolly why none of our threads go viral. :-P
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