I still don't do anything special when I'm on the bog, it's still just a case of in there do the biz and get outta there. Unless I'm at work, the rest of that lazy bunch go out of their ways to skive off, so I'll sit on the throne at work quite happily surfing WOS for 10 maybe even 15 minutes. If I time it right I can go straight from taking a dump onto my breaktime :D
I think fapping at work should be encouraged. Before you get the banhammer out, hear me out.
It would be a great outlet to relieve all that pent up tension and subsequently a fantastic morale booster at absolutely no extra cost (apart from a good supply of clean-up material). Genius!
And no, I'm not being serious. (thought I'd better make that clear as my post count < 100!) :D
I think fapping at work should be encouraged. Before you get the banhammer out, hear me out.
It would be a great outlet to relieve all that pent up tension and subsequently a fantastic morale booster at absolutely no extra cost (apart from a good supply of clean-up material). Genius!
And no, I'm not being serious. (thought I'd better make that clear as my post count < 100!) :D
i think taking crack at work should be encouraged. ive seen people in some right states at work, crying and going red. and i'm all like 'bish go hit the pipe' but no, apparently thats not being helpful.
i think taking crack at work should be encouraged. ive seen people in some right states at work, crying and going red. and i'm all like 'bish go hit the pipe' but no, apparently thats not being helpful.
Why is it that someone in the family ALWAYS wants to go to crimp off a length when I'm in the bath, forcing me to endure the smell of their poo for 10 minutes?
I long for the luxury of a house with a chod-bin somewhere else but the bathroom.
Why is it that someone in the family ALWAYS wants to go to crimp off a length when I'm in the bath, forcing me to endure the smell of their poo for 10 minutes?
I long for the luxury of a house with a chod-bin somewhere else but the bathroom.
omg, its like the episode of father ted. :lol:
i never let anyone into the bathroom while im having a bath. :-)
i never let anyone into the bathroom while im having a bath. :-)
...Too bloody right! If I'm having a bath I wouldn't even let someone in to go for a #1 never mind a #2...!
Besides, any expulsion of noxious gas could accidentally ignite all the tea light scented candles we all (obviously) lovingly place around the bath. Health and Safety!!
Aye somebody tried to get into the bog while I was in the bath I'd be like "Oi! F*** off you daft C*** gan Sh*t yer kex!!!"
That's what those manhole covers in the back lane are for go lift one of those off and drop yer breakfast down that, or if you've got cats use their litter tray! :D
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its not the best mag, but it does show me all the little games that i might otherwise miss. (not really keen on modern gaming websites)
also there is usually an Advert for T3 mag in there, so a hot woman holding an out of focus iPod. :lol:
I've been farting almost non stop for days now. There must be something in my diet (and the smell is totally rank!).
fixed. :razz:
Haha! Dirty Normski :lol:
I think fapping at work should be encouraged. Before you get the banhammer out, hear me out.
It would be a great outlet to relieve all that pent up tension and subsequently a fantastic morale booster at absolutely no extra cost (apart from a good supply of clean-up material). Genius!
And no, I'm not being serious. (thought I'd better make that clear as my post count < 100!) :D
i think taking crack at work should be encouraged. ive seen people in some right states at work, crying and going red. and i'm all like 'bish go hit the pipe' but no, apparently thats not being helpful.
You could be on to something there chief...
Why is it that someone in the family ALWAYS wants to go to crimp off a length when I'm in the bath, forcing me to endure the smell of their poo for 10 minutes?
I long for the luxury of a house with a chod-bin somewhere else but the bathroom.
omg, its like the episode of father ted. :lol:
i never let anyone into the bathroom while im having a bath. :-)
...Too bloody right! If I'm having a bath I wouldn't even let someone in to go for a #1 never mind a #2...!
Besides, any expulsion of noxious gas could accidentally ignite all the tea light scented candles we all (obviously) lovingly place around the bath. Health and Safety!!
That's what those manhole covers in the back lane are for go lift one of those off and drop yer breakfast down that, or if you've got cats use their litter tray! :D
Then laugh as the poor little bugger tries to bury it!
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