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Please, please, please...

BigBadMickBigBadMick
edited September 2010 in Chit chat
...let David Haye punch Audley Harrison so hard in the face that his entire head crumples in. Alternatively, perhaps he could do some serious weight training over the next few weeks and knock his head completely off his body and send it flying into the crowd, spraying blood all over their astonished, gleeful faces.

As you may have guessed, I'm not the greatest Audley Harrison fan.

Watch the Sky News fight announcement, complete with "fruitful language" here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHrMfD-tpcU

Should be a good 'un!
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  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited September 2010
    Part one here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlzuWP_irzc&feature=related
  • VampyreVampyre
    edited September 2010
    I hope Haye wins.

    Harrisons's a pleasant, well-spoken guy but he is woefully inept as a professional boxer and certainly makes a mockery of fighting for a world title. That's not saying much though as the heavyweight division has been an absolute crock of shit since Lennox retired (always felt sorry for him, he was a great boxer who had to to fight absolute crud - although the way he destroyed Tyson was a beautiful showcase of pugilism).

    Hopefully Haye's the man to sort out the division by first getting rid of Harrison and then smashing the Klitchko brothers into the floor. The division desperately needs someone like Haye. A fighter who will go all guns blazing rather than boring the opposition into submission.
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  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited September 2010
    I personally think Audrey's gonna get hammered. :razz:
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited September 2010
    Its a shame Audley Harrison has gone downhill so much, the british public arent huge fans of his.

    However his last fight was amazing, his career practically over specially if he lost this fight, down on points, 12th round and he threw a great punch, one of the best i've seen to knockout the other guy completely.

    His size is superb but hes just not a great great fighter.

    Is it Haye whos been saying crap about 'gang rape' and that, thats all ridiculous and totally over the top but i do want Haye to win. Think hes a good fighter and has a future, Harrison doesnt.
  • milemile
    edited September 2010
    i think david haye is a nice fella.

    i used to go out with a girl related to auldrey harrison.

    im not that keen on boxing.
  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited September 2010
    Boxing, Horse Racing, Greyhound racing... I just can't decide which is the most bent :D
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited September 2010
    Dave Fountain wrote: »
    Boxing, Horse Racing, Greyhound racing... I just can't decide which is the most bent :D

    Eh ? Boxing 'bent' ?

    If we were talking about wrestling i would agree with you
  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited September 2010
    Have you not seen those films where there is always a training room through a secret door in a dodgy east London boozer, filled with sweaty young studs and evil looking scarfaced gangsters smoking cigars and doing deals? They instruct young Spud to take a dive in the third, there is big money on it! In reality the image has changed but is it just me then, that see's boxers being put up against nobodies so they climb the rankings, then they get a shot at some old-timers then they are promoted for a pop at a belt of some kind. It seems so staged and theatrical, I can't help but view the whole thing with suspicion. And Barry Hearn, would you trust that man to look after 1 week old kittens? I wouldn't. Boxers are basically criminals that have been turned into fighting puppets, and I suggest certain strings are pulled at certain times for financial gain on a wonky playing field. Am I wrong?
  • RetrobrothersRetrobrothers
    edited September 2010
    Ordinary Harrison is severely limited as a fighter.

    I think it'll be over in 3-4 rounds, and Haye will stop him.

    You've got to love the whole 'playground taunting' and childish name calling though - boxers crack me up with this every time.
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited September 2010
    I still do love to watch a good fight (on telly, I mean), but boxing will never be as good as the middleweights of the 80s, when I was a kid. That was a fantastic time... Hearns, Hagler, Sugar Ray and Duran (my favourite boxer of all time) all fighting each other over and over. Great days. :smile:
  • mermanmerman
    edited September 2010
    Had to laugh at the boxers' appearance on BBC Breakfast this morning, Audrey all dressed in white like he was the Messiah or something... Good luck to whoever gets to carry on their career of punching for a living.
  • MrCheeseMrCheese
    edited September 2010
    Retrobrothers wrote: »
    You've got to love the whole 'playground taunting' and childish name calling though - boxers crack me up with this every time.

    It's the lads job, and they know its good PR. I'm sure some boxers do hate each other, but the "fruitfull" language is all good for getting the fact out that there is a fight on.
  • RetrobrothersRetrobrothers
    edited September 2010
    MrCheese wrote: »
    It's the lads job, and they know its good PR. I'm sure some boxers do hate each other, but the "fruitfull" language is all good for getting the fact out that there is a fight on.

    I know mate, and it is great PR, but you've got to laugh at it.
    It's almost like a couple of kids
    "I'm going to knock you out cos you smell of poo"
    -"No I don't! You're the one that smells of poo"

    etc etc

    As far as the fight goes (and I'm not a huge fan of boxing) I think Haye will beat him quite easily. I hope he does.
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