Haha! There was a rather colourful (pun definitely intended) thread last year. Somebody suggested we should have Green Jesus Day every year, so I put it on the calendar for a laugh.
It's been on there 1 whole year, and I'll admit I'm really surprised nobody removed it :lol:
Well this is the second one so Happy Green Jesus day everybody.
I nominate we should seek out and play Speccy games with a "Green Jesus" in them; that is, games with a green character in them who looks like Jesus (ie has a beard and long hair ;) ).
Nothing really I never though that far ahead, Green Jesus day commemorates the time a Catholic teacher beat the shit out of me for colouring a picture of Jesus as a child helping Mary draw water from a well green instead of well.....not green.
I was 5 maybe 6 years old and she really waled on me as well knocked the wind right out, couldn't breathe, couldn't cry, didn't even know why I was getting hit.
Crazy old bint!
It also commemorates the locking of religious threads on WOS ;)
Nothing really I never though that far ahead, Green Jesus day commemorates the time a Catholic teacher beat the shit out of me for colouring a picture of Jesus as a child helping Mary draw water from a well green instead of well.....not green.
:lol::lol:
...I actually did a google search for 'Green Jesus Day', no wonder nothing came up! That's 6.2 seconds of my life that you now owe me :grin:
Green denotes naivety, which is close to being nativity so I think it's quite appropriate.
You could be right this is the pic I posted up on the first ever Green Jesus Day.
If only t'interwebs had've been readily available in schools in between 1983-1985ish time then I could've showed my teacher this statue. Then she may have been less psychotic :D
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It's been on there 1 whole year, and I'll admit I'm really surprised nobody removed it :lol:
Well this is the second one so Happy Green Jesus day everybody.
I nominate we should seek out and play Speccy games with a "Green Jesus" in them; that is, games with a green character in them who looks like Jesus (ie has a beard and long hair ;) ).
Nothing really I never though that far ahead, Green Jesus day commemorates the time a Catholic teacher beat the shit out of me for colouring a picture of Jesus as a child helping Mary draw water from a well green instead of well.....not green.
I was 5 maybe 6 years old and she really waled on me as well knocked the wind right out, couldn't breathe, couldn't cry, didn't even know why I was getting hit.
Crazy old bint!
It also commemorates the locking of religious threads on WOS ;)
I saw a picture of him in a moldy Dorito. Obviously. :razz:
:lol::lol:
...I actually did a google search for 'Green Jesus Day', no wonder nothing came up! That's 6.2 seconds of my life that you now owe me :grin:
:lol:
...me too..
I could understand if you'd coloured him in red, with horns and a pitchfork...
I have no idea, and it's not like I can ask Ms. Berkitt anymore, I imagine she's long dead, she was about 175 when she battered me :lol:
You could be right this is the pic I posted up on the first ever Green Jesus Day.
If only t'interwebs had've been readily available in schools in between 1983-1985ish time then I could've showed my teacher this statue. Then she may have been less psychotic :D
Well he had plenty to choose from, or so we're lead to believe :rolleyes:
With his big green spork-like hand...
Damn you're right, and there is me thinking a spork was a 20th century invention.
:lol:
Crayons? You mean photoshop. This is the 21st century!
But he might want to express himself by deliberately colouring over the edges..
Heathen! :p
aha! now we get to the bottom of it. It wasn't cause it was green at all! But because felt tips are the tools of the devil :)
I dund it!
Can I have a gold star now, Miss....
This thread can only end in disaster !!!
hahaha :)
Why's he wearing lippy?
Ho Ho Ho.
Greeeen Giant!
EDIT: Wait what is that between his legs??