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Sex Orgy for top sales staff.

Scottie_ukScottie_uk
edited December 2011 in Chit chat
It has recently been revealed that a large German insurance firm gave its stop sales men a free sex party (100 salesman and 20 prostitutes) in a Hungarian spar.Apparently there were too levels of prostituten, regular ones and those reserved for top management who whore different coloured armbands so they could be differentiated. Does explain why our premiums as so high these days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13470731
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  • ghbearmanghbearman
    edited December 2011
    Did we really need to know this? :roll:
  • TurkwelTurkwel
    edited December 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    It has recently been revealed...

    Dateline is 19 May 2011, 7 months ago. We all had a good chuckle about it back then.

    NEWSFLASH!!! Big Ship hits big iceberg...stay tuned for more details!
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited December 2011
    Turkwel wrote: »
    Dateline is 19 May 2011, 7 months ago. We all had a good chuckle about it back then.

    NEWSFLASH!!! Big Ship hits big iceberg...stay tuned for more details!

    Its odd that as the story is on the number 2 spot at the BBC news website.
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  • HairyHairy
    edited December 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Its odd that as the story is on the number 2 spot at the BBC news website.

    Not that odd, it's the internet, and the title has the word 'sex' in it.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited December 2011
    Hairy wrote: »
    Not that odd, it's the internet, and the title has the word 'sex' in it.

    :lol: I supposed it is the early hours so that will affect things.
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  • def chrisdef chris
    edited December 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    It has recently been revealed that a large German insurance firm gave its stop sales men a free sex party (100 salesman and 20 prostitutes) in a Hungarian spar.Apparently there were too levels of prostituten, regular ones and those reserved for top management who whore different coloured armbands so they could be differentiated. Does explain why our premiums as so high these days.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13470731
    typo win!
  • TurkwelTurkwel
    edited December 2011
    It was in all the papers at the time, e.g. www.metro.co.uk/weird/863893-german-insurance-company-held-orgy-to-reward-salesmen
  • TurkwelTurkwel
    edited December 2011
    The original version of the story as reported by the BBC back in May has been amended with the addition of a couple of sentences from a spokesman for the company. As this (or another) amendment was made at 11:49 (presumably yesterday) I can see how this might have pushed the story back into the "latest news" spotlight. As has been said the mention of the word sex in the title probably got people reading this 'new news' story thus helping to push it up the BBC most-read news table. I think that's how these things work.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited December 2011
    def chris wrote: »
    typo win!

    You can tell I've been on the weird ales again then eh? :smile:
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  • psj3809psj3809
    edited December 2011
    This is like necro news posting! Heard about this agesssssss ago
  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause
    edited December 2011
    Next thing you know we'll be talking about 80's computer games!
  • redballoonredballoon
    edited December 2011
    In a Hungarian Spar? That reminds me - I must nip down to the corner shop for some milk and a blow job.
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2011
    I think i'll suggest this to my manager as a reward if we hit our targets. I could be onto a winner here!:smile:
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  • fogfog
    edited December 2011
    redballoon wrote: »
    In a Hungarian Spar? That reminds me - I must nip down to the corner shop for some milk and a blow job.

    :lol:

    *other convenience stores exist
  • Code MonkeyCode Monkey
    edited December 2011
    Turkwel wrote: »
    NEWSFLASH!!! Big Ship hits big iceberg...stay tuned for more details!

    I think we're all sick of hearing about the euro...
  • WookieeWookiee
    edited December 2011
    amusing....clearly I picked the wrong vocation :(
  • milemile
    edited December 2011
    never saw this story at the time, good call scottie


    @ wookie - good idea, i will act as your pimp. :-P
  • WookieeWookiee
    edited December 2011
    mile wrote: »


    @ wookie - good idea, i will act as your pimp. :-P

    :lol:

    **** I left myself open to that didn't I.....:oops:
  • Jumping StackJumping Stack
    edited December 2011
    mile wrote: »


    @ wookie - good idea, i will act as your pimp. :-P

    I've heard better business plans than that...
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