Punchline to your favo(u)rite joke

martynneillson

1) BURN!!! BURN YOU F***ERS BURN!!!
2) Little Irish C*nt. This F***ing high. . .
3) Let's have another look at that dog. . .

Yours?

BTW, my faith in humanity has been restored by this site, Cheers

TechnicianSi

martynneillson wrote: »

1) BURN!!! BURN YOU F***ERS BURN!!!
2) Little Irish C*nt. This F***ing high. . .
3) Let's have another look at that dog. . .

Yours?

BTW, my faith in humanity has been restored by this site, Cheers

You're faith in humanity has been restored HERE?

Ok, i'm confused. Or drunk. Or both.

JuanF. Ramirez

TechnicianSi wrote: »

You're faith in humanity has been restored HERE?

He hasn't clicked on the zombie megathread yet... :p

def chris

to get to the other side

Geoff

TechnicianSi wrote: »

You're faith in humanity has been restored HERE?

Ok, i'm confused. Or drunk. Or both.

Me too but

3. Simon the Southampton fan is walking his dog one day, when he sees an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says
"I am the cut price genie. I grant but one wish"
Simon thinks for a while, and then says
"Make my dog, Hoddle, win Crufts"
The genie looks at Hoddle, and says
"Don't be stupid, look at the thing. Its mangy, its got fleas, its got a bit missing from one ear, it limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I'm not a bloody miracle worker"
"Alright then", says Simon " Make Southampton win the Premier League"
The genie stops for a moment, then says
"Lets have another look at that dog"

Substitute names as appropriate. :-)

Daren

Give him a bone and he'll let you.

GreenCard

Well, wash your hands, I want a pie.

mile

...it turned out to be AIDS.

Daren

"Easy, I just picked the scabs and let the pus run."

GreenCard

"Know it? I bloody wrote it!"

Sokurah

"It's definitely not Stonkers".

;)

Sokurah

"GIGATRON gave me permission"

:D

The Starglider

BREEZEBLOCK!

Macc

...its an orange

TechnicianSi

"Doesn't matter, i'm only going to drop it anyway"

mile

that's what she said

VanTammen

"hey... where is the bread?"

GreenCard

So I said to the guy, "well, my wife's so ugly that when I took her to see the top of the Empire State Building, planes started shooting at us!"

def chris

up his sleevies

joefish

"Nah, git yer own."

mile

and the irishman shoved it up his arse

def chris

scone

guesser

I've just seen my mate coming out of the jungle with 100 pineapples!

GeeKay

In that case, we'll have 20 Regal King Size please.

guesser

Oh, okay... Have you got any lettuce?

GreenCard

He needed a poo.

dm_boozefreek

"....It'll take the c*nt ages to pick that up"

def chris

gerald fitzpatrick and patrick fitzgerald

1980-20..

" one of those two in there is welsh and im not taking any chances "

GreenCard

Is this some kind of joke?

joefish

"Yes it does, doesn't it?"