Only one man is great enough to do a drum solo that doesn't send all the punters to the bar...
Neil Peart.
A guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool." He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums.
This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.
When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep."
The manager says, "No! Drums must never stop. It's very bad if drums stop."
A guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool." He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums.
This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.
When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep."
The manager says, "No! Drums must never stop. It's very bad if drums stop."
"Why?"
"When drums stop...bass solo begins."
Agreed, theres no such thing as a great bass solo.
gay metal - like aerosmith, def leppord, dave lee roth
heavy metal - like motorhead, iron maiden, metallica
stupid metal - all that noise that trys to pass for music, canibal corpses, carcass
as for other music it should either be pop, rap or classical.
gay metal - like aerosmith, def leppord, dave lee roth
heavy metal - like motorhead, iron maiden, metallica
stupid metal - all that noise that trys to pass for music, canibal corpses, carcass
as for other music it should either be pop, rap or classical.
Also, that Machine Head cover of Negative Creep is brilliant. Loved both Nirvana and Machine Head back in the day. I think that was a b-side for MH wasn't it?
You wanna have a listen of Sepultura's cover of Mongoloid then that's a cracker :D
gay metal - like aerosmith, def leppord, dave lee roth
heavy metal - like motorhead, iron maiden, metallica
stupid metal - all that noise that trys to pass for music, canibal corpses, carcass
as for other music it should either be pop, rap or classical.
You wanna have a listen of Sepultura's cover of Mongoloid then that's a cracker :D
:lol:
Speaking of Seps, their covers of Procreation of the Wicked, Orgasmatron and The Hunt are awesome. They even do a good version of Symptom of the Universe.
Oh, no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
--Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)
gay metal - like aerosmith, def leppord, dave lee roth
heavy metal - like motorhead, iron maiden, metallica
stupid metal - all that noise that trys to pass for music, canibal corpses, carcass
:lol: Brilliant! I am so going to quote that, and claim it as my own work.
gay metal - like aerosmith, def leppord, dave lee roth
heavy metal - like motorhead, iron maiden, metallica
stupid metal - all that noise that trys to pass for music, canibal corpses, carcass
as for other music it should either be pop, rap or classical.
Yep, and do you know something I really hate? When you go into a small indie record shop, look for the "Heavy Metal" bit and it's full of bastard Deep Purple and Status Quo cd's :evil: York is really bad for that :(
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This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.
When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep."
The manager says, "No! Drums must never stop. It's very bad if drums stop."
"Why?"
"When drums stop...bass solo begins."
This is very impressive though...
Careful, you remember what happened to the planet Pluto a few years back. It ceased to exist! :o
karingal the plutoid *chuckle*
I'm here to maintain the balance, opposite end of the spectrum (see what I did there?)
No, not really ... lend me your rose-tinted spectacles, please :p
That explains the constant limping, what with all those pieces of glass in yer soles.
Don't worry, I sat on mine.
No, I think we'll leave it there.
Leave it there?!?!?! BUT DOCTOR, I CAN'T SIT DOWN!!!!!!
She also thinks Paul McArtney is a better songwriter than Lennon.
Need I say more?
Yes, please. Does she prefer the Sinclair over the Commode? ( If the answer is negative ... well ... no need to report back :razz: )
there should be 3
gay metal - like aerosmith, def leppord, dave lee roth
heavy metal - like motorhead, iron maiden, metallica
stupid metal - all that noise that trys to pass for music, canibal corpses, carcass
as for other music it should either be pop, rap or classical.
What, no funk? Tch! :p
You wanna have a listen of Sepultura's cover of Mongoloid then that's a cracker :D
You could be right matey, although that lot'd only do me for about an hour then I'd have to find another 50 bands to listen to for the remaining 7 :D
Spoken like a true miserable bloody yorkie :p
Speaking of Seps, their covers of Procreation of the Wicked, Orgasmatron and The Hunt are awesome. They even do a good version of Symptom of the Universe.
I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
--Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)
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Yep, and do you know something I really hate? When you go into a small indie record shop, look for the "Heavy Metal" bit and it's full of bastard Deep Purple and Status Quo cd's :evil: York is really bad for that :(
ooh forgot about those, used to have that album on vinyl back int he day lol
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Repulsion/1120
A puddle.