I'm fine, thank you, Susan.

Luny · July 2015

:)

dm_boozefreek · July 2015

What the smeg is happening?

Maroc's Other Projection · July 2015

Everyone's dead, Dave.

merman · July 2015

Purple alert!

ds99 · July 2015

Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the... oh, hang on. You're fine to go ;-)

Vampyre · July 2015

Oh someone punch him out...

Bermondsey Bob · July 2015

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

zx1 · July 2015

Is this some kind of in house joke because i have no idea what this thread means or what the point of it is.

VincentAC · July 2015

it's Red Dwarf quotes ;)

def chris · July 2015

I was thinking Alan partridge. That bit where he says to Susan "my ointment is fine but there's a fly in it"

ewgf · July 2015

What is it...

[Repeated many times]

ds99 · July 2015

VincentAC said:
it's Red Dwarf quotes ;)

And it helps if you remember your basic alert types! (Don't drink and post!)

Luny · July 2015

Can anyone quote a space corps directive?

Bermondsey Bob · July 2015

luny said:
Can anyone quote a space corps directive?

Rimmer can't :))

dm_boozefreek · July 2015

But without him life would be much dimmer...

Maroc's Other Projection · July 2015

Our love I tried to kindle
Like firelight it dwindled
Now I wonder when this wind'll
Ever stop...

Luny · July 2015

sigh! Such a wonderful moment that was.

VincentAC · July 2015

luny said:
Can anyone quote a space corps directive?

34124. No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.

I've got the t-shirt ;)

Vampyre · July 2015

271 - No chance you metal b'stard!

leespoons · July 2015

dm_boozefreek said:
But without him life would be much dimmer...

More reliable than a garden strimmer...

That's today's annoying earworm sorted!

deadpan666 · July 2015

?snairagluB uoy era, hsilgnE m'I, yrroS

Vampyre · July 2015

Where would all the calculators go?

dm_boozefreek · July 2015

Our Rob or Ross?

merman · July 2015

I've seen him play for hours and not lose one of the little balls down the holes...

ewgf · July 2015

But what is it?

Maroc's Other Projection · July 2015

We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool.

ewgf · July 2015

Objection!

Over-ruled!

Luny · July 2015

"Stop your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum!"

merman · July 2015

Go down to the weapons locker, strap a nuclear warhead to my forehead and I'll nut him into oblivion...

Maroc's Other Projection · July 2015

No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid!

Luny · July 2015

Give Quiche a chance.

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