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RUBBER KEYS IS LIKE A RUBBER BALL

rubberkeysrubberkeys
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JUST KEEP BOUNCING BACK TO YOU!

BOUNCING LIKE BOOBS!

BIG BOOBS!

SPECCY RULES!

YAAAWWWZZZAAAAAAAAAA!

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  • F_ClowderF_Clowder
    Welcome back ... ???
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    What now?
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    I'll just blow the dust off the ban hammer, not used it in a while...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • rubberkeysrubberkeys
    F*CK IT!
    LETS JUST SMASH THE PLACE UP!
    TAKE SOME ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES
    PLAY SPECTRUM GAMES TILL 2AM
    CRASH OUT
    BOST UP WARDROBE IN THE CORNER, CLOTHES EVERYWHERE, AINT EVEN GOT A FUCKIN CURTAIN UP(USED A FUCKIN BLANKET DRAPPED OVER THE CURTAIN WIRE)
    ROOM AINT SAW DAYLIGHT IN MONTHS!
    LIVING ON THE 12TH FLOOR OF A HIGHRISE, **** ALL UP THE STAIRS, SPIT ALL OVER THE LIFT BUTTONS (WHEN THEY WORK)
    PROPER "SCRATTER" SMELL EVERYWHERE
    OVEN IS BLACK AS COAL, NO CUPBOARDS IN KITCHEN, NOTHING IN CUPBOARDS APART FROM MONSTER MUNCH (BEEF FLAVOUR BTW)
    TALKING OF BEEF, I HAD SOME NEXT DOOR WITH MY NEIGHBOUR..PROPA WIERDO...
    HE WAS PLAYING ON STREET OLYMPICS FOR THE C16+4 OF ALL SYSTEMS!
    I SAID "OI! NEIGHBOUR WHAT YA DOIN?"
    HE REPLIED "PLAYING A GAME"
    "WHY AINT IT SPECTRUM?" - ME
    "I DONT LIKE SPECTRUM!" - HIM
    I DROPPED THE NUT ON HIM, ESCALATED TO OUTSIDE...WE HAD A DANCE....BEEN ALRIGHT SINCE!
    THE GEEZER UPSTAIRS IS A RIGHT SORT TOO!...
    BANG BANG BANG THUD THUD THUD
    IM TRYING TO PLAY DEATH CHASE!
    WENT ROUND LAST WEEK TO FILL THE GUY IN!
    TURNS OUT HE WAS BLACK BELT DESPERATE DAN SH*T
    HE BEEN PLAYING TOO MUCH WAY OF THE EXPLODING FIST
    I GOT A ROUND HOUSE KICK IN, BUT HE GOT ME GOOD.

    POSTING THIS FROM MY HOSPITAL BED..
    HAD SURGERY AND IM FINE.....

    LONG LIVE WOS!
  • F_ClowderF_Clowder
    It's "just" ol rubberkeys. It will be a swift in'n'out for him (That's what she said! -Ed)
    What now?
  • rubberkeysrubberkeys
    rich_chandler wrote: »
    I'll just blow the dust off the ban hammer, not used it in a while...

    I wont feel it, got that much morphine in me
  • F_ClowderF_Clowder
    And you're made of rubber, so the hammer will bounce off of ye.
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    rich_chandler wrote: »
    I'll just blow the dust off the ban hammer, not used it in a while...

    I wont feel it, got that much morphine in me

    What now?
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    Fun times ahead...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • F_ClowderF_Clowder
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    WENT ROUND LAST WEEK TO FILL THE GUY IN!
    TURNS OUT HE WAS BLACK BELT DESPERATE DAN SH*T
    HE BEEN PLAYING TOO MUCH WAY OF THE EXPLODING FIST
    I GOT A ROUND HOUSE KICK IN, BUT HE GOT ME GOOD.


    Aye, llwos!
    rubberkeys wrote: »
    LONG LIVE WOS!

    What now?
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited July 2017
    If the neighbor had been playing too much WOTEF, you should've trained up first by playing IK+, and Choy Lee Fut Kung Fu Master. You'd ave' sh*t im' then! :p

    If you've actually taken a proper kicking though I hope it heals OK, you daft bugger.

    Welcome back :)
    Post edited by dm_boozefreek on
    Every night is curry night!
  • ivanb303ivanb303
    I feel despondent for my years away from the Speccy. I should have never got that SNES in 1993. I would have been an expert coder by now, I'd have no life probably but I'd have a decent job now :) Damn you graphics and later on.... hormones!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited July 2017
    Don't blame the SNES, I got mine Christmas 1992, and I got my second Speccy about october 1993, and played it to death til' about 1997/8 when that one died as well.....and not once beyond messing around with some BASIC did I ever pick up coding again.

    I did start typing in that ridiculous dungeon of doom game from that old write your own fantasy games book, but never finished it.
    Post edited by dm_boozefreek on
    Every night is curry night!
  • mik3d3nchmik3d3nch
    I'm still waiting for the lightbulb to light up - you know - the one over your head, the aha moment when all is revealed? Thats coding I mean not getting the **** kicked out of me


    https://mb.boardhost.com/BikerMike/index.html?1593001131
  • zx1zx1
    I LOVE BIG BOUNCY BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • deadpan666deadpan666
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    The Black Cauldron (PC)
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    rubber ball? more like a rubber dildo
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • zx1zx1
    Methinks Rubberkeys has been sniffing the household cleaning products again!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • LunyLuny
    Chuckle!
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
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