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A festive joke............

ToboTobo
edited December 2004 in Sinclair Miscellaneous
Q: What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They both leave kid's bedrooms with empty sacks.


.......a big thankyou to my brother-in-law for that one!

Tobo.
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  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited December 2004
    Very good. I now add my own similarly-themed festive joke.

    Why does santa have such a large sack?

    Because he only comes once a year.

    You probably all heard that one before, but it always almost makes me half-smile.

    Here's another one, but it's not festive.

    Rebecca Loos has been spotted in a bar drinking beer. Apparantly you don't have to be posh to swallow becks.

    Hee Hee.

    Happy Christmas everybody.

    Necros.
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited December 2004
    here's one...


    Q. What does George Michael have in common with Wellington boots?

    A. They both get sucked off in bogs.


    :)






  • TrinityTrinity
    edited December 2004
    :o

    ...

    ellipsis.

    MAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • CKayCKay
    edited December 2004
    funny jokes :)

    90 years today since the Germans and English stopped fighting on the front line and (apperently) had a game of football (OK, so the footballs probs an urban myth)...

    Not a joke, but it still makes me smile :)

  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited December 2004
    On 2004-12-25 08:51, CKay wrote:

    90 years today since the Germans and English stopped fighting on the front line and (apperently) had a game of football ...


    I thought that was 1966?
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