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Frankie Says Relax

JimDiGrizLovesAngelinaJimDiGrizLovesAngelina
edited September 2005 in Chit chat
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

I know I shouldnt laugh, but is guy for real? or is he made of clay or something?

No offence meant.
Post edited by JimDiGrizLovesAngelina on

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  • vanpeeblesvanpeebles
    edited April 2005
    :lol:
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2005
    Hmmm, thats an interesting post, anybody got any ideas what he's on about?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • vanpeeblesvanpeebles
    edited April 2005
    i think its this:

    http://fache.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lister-mullet2.JPG

  • JimDiGrizLovesAngelinaJimDiGrizLovesAngelina
    edited April 2005
    Thanks I couldnt find the link .... Tee Hee
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2005
    It ain't even an official Frankie T-Shirt, just a cheapie bought off a market :lol:
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • DOZDOZ
    edited September 2005
    Sorry to drag this one back again, but does anyone know who this is?

    I've got a feeling that this is someone who was at CGEUK 2004 during Matt Smiffs q&a session and interrupting quite a bit if I remember.

    Anyone know?
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited September 2005
    On 2005-09-16 11:03, DOZ wrote:
    Sorry to drag this one back again, but does anyone know who this is?

    I've got a feeling that this is someone who was at CGEUK 2004 during Matt Smiffs q&a session and interrupting quite a bit if I remember.

    Anyone know?

    LISTER

    hes infamous you might say in the speccy world :)

    he visits #speccy on astrolink quite a bit if anybody fancies a chat :p

    also check out
    http://andyk.biz/ban/lister.php

    listerisms - http://mattl.co.uk/lister/
    http://www.fache.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/FHM.jpg
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited September 2005
    Oh those are priceless!!! :)

    For those that visit #speccy, could you convince him to visit here? I could do with a laugh. :D

    Necros.
  • FilFil
    edited September 2005
    On 2005-09-16 20:14, Necros wrote:
    Oh those are priceless!!! :)

    For those that visit #speccy, could you convince him to visit here? I could do with a laugh. :D

    Necros.

    He was in WoS chat for one time only, never to be repeated. He also posted in the forums about [url="http://www.worldofcrisps.org."]www.worldofcrisps.org.[/url] :)
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited September 2005
    Huh, I posted in that thread. I didn't realise it was him. Of course I didn't know about him until recently. :)

    WoS really needs someone to replace Tkrap - someone to provide comic relief. :)

    Necros.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited September 2005
    On 2005-09-16 21:04, Necros wrote:
    Huh, I posted in that thread. I didn't realise it was him. Of course I didn't know about him until recently. :)

    WoS really needs someone to replace Tkrap - someone to provide comic relief. :)

    Necros.

    *gets coat*

    sniff

    i thought i was the target of all the hate and piss taking sniff sniff
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • FilFil
    edited September 2005
    On 2005-09-16 21:17, mel the bell wrote:
    On 2005-09-16 21:04, Necros wrote:
    Huh, I posted in that thread. I didn't realise it was him. Of course I didn't know about him until recently. :)

    WoS really needs someone to replace Tkrap - someone to provide comic relief. :)

    Necros.

    *gets coat*

    sniff

    i thought i was the target of all the hate and piss taking sniff sniff

    Awww! You and Lister are in a file somewhere in WoS. Hope that is some sort of compensation.
  • DarenDaren
    edited September 2005
    This is a classic #speccy quote from the Listerisms page noted above:

    <Lister> You know those conjoined twins who share a heart?
    <Lister> Couldn't they give one of them a pacemaker?


    Daren
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited September 2005
    Hahah!
    That's really cheered me up :)

    I once knew a complete fuckwit like that called Bart.


    he came out with these classics...



    Me: So did you vote Tory in last election?

    Bart: No... I voted conservative.




    Bart: How did you know that I was my Dad's son?



    ----


    and this one...



    Bart: I want to get on the internet. How do I do it?

    Me: Have you got a computer?

    Bart: No but I'll get one

    Me: OK. So you'll need a computer, and a modem.

    Bart: Whats a modem?

    Me: It's something that connects your computer to a phone line so you can send and receive data.

    Bart: I haven't got a phone line. Do I need one?

    Me: Yes. How do you think you're going to communicate with the outside world without a phone line?


    Bart: I thought the information travelled up and down the electricity supply and came out of the plug socket in the wall.









    _________________
    MEL'S BOSS : "What's this gunky stuff in this jar of Swarfega?"
    MEL : "..erm...gulp... I don't know, it was like that when I got here"

    taken from Famous Mel The Bell situations
    Vol 5 (1973)
    www.CRONOSOFT.CO.UK

    [ This Message was edited by: chaosmongers on 2005-09-17 07:07 ]
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited September 2005
    On 2005-04-05 18:50, vanpeebles wrote:
    i think its this:

    http://fache.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lister-mullet2.JPG



    Blimey. And the government say that NUCLEAR POWER is safe, and that radiation doesn't cause birth defects.

    If this mutant is anything to go by, they should be shutting down Sellafield this instant.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited September 2005
    LISTER FOR PRESIDENT
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
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