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BelltheMel ?

swordheartswordheart
edited June 2005 in Chit chat
come on who is it ?????
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  • VincentACVincentAC
    edited June 2005
    Me!
    Oh, no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
    I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
    --Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)

    https://www.youtube.com/user/VincentTSFP
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited June 2005
    *a la Spartacus*
    I am BellTheMell!

    NotSkarpo
    :)

  • DarenDaren
    edited June 2005
    I'm BelltheMel. And so's my wife.

    Daren
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited June 2005
    In true soap opera style, Bell turned up at Mels funeral & shocked everybody by being his evil twin.
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  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-28 21:06, fogartylee wrote:
    In true soap opera style, Bell turned up at Mels funeral & shocked everybody by being his evil twin.

    Did you actually take the time to check the coffin? No? Well, I did and that didn't look like Mel to me at all, no sir ... It was a turnip!!!

    Skarpo
    :)
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-28 21:18, Skarpo wrote:
    On 2005-06-28 21:06, fogartylee wrote:
    In true soap opera style, Bell turned up at Mels funeral & shocked everybody by being his evil twin.

    Did you actually take the time to check the coffin? No? Well, I did and that didn't look like Mel to me at all, no sir ... It was a turnip!!!

    Skarpo
    :)

    In which case it DID look like Mel
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  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited June 2005
    But it really wasn't him ... it was carved to look like him (red herring anyone?) but I think he's pulling a fast one on us ... erm ... or slow one depending on the time of day.

    Skarpo
    :)
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2005
    *peeks in*

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    1 is not amused

    *peeks out*
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited June 2005
    Rubbish! Everyone knows it was just a dream and he's been in the shower the whole time.

    :)

    Necros.
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited June 2005
    Mel in the shower? Your the one thats dreaming mate.
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited June 2005
    Mel in the shower???

    Not an image I would admit having in head if I were you...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • swordheartswordheart
    edited June 2005
    Having Mels head in the shower ... Yeuch
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-28 22:50, swordheart wrote:
    Having Mels head in the shower ... Yeuch

    Now that's the way he would have liked to go ... while being given he** in the shower ... easy rinse off.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2005
    you ever wanked in the bath, it dont go away very quickly with water :p
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-28 23:47, mel the bell wrote:
    you ever wanked in the bath, it dont go away very quickly with water :p

    *Hint, hint* ... it's called SOAP ... learn it, live it ;)

    Skarpo
    :)
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited June 2005
    Mel, do you ever wonder if you masterbate too much?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited June 2005
    bloody hell, Karingal communicates with the dead.
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited June 2005
    Yeah, commonly called marriage...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2005
    tbh i aint wanked all week :(

    now do i have one tonight?

    or try it on with the missus?

    hmmmmmmmm tough decision :p
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • swordheartswordheart
    edited June 2005
    Little tip give her a headache tablet before u try it on Mel
  • swordheartswordheart
    edited June 2005
    Or Rohypnol
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited June 2005
    Wait till the missus is asleep, then wank on her.

    Got me 3 kids that way.
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2005
    ANN: i didnt need to do either, she jumped on me :)

    BONUS

    *wanks cock*
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited June 2005
    Yeah she does that to me as well. Apparently she doesn't get enough at home.
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  • SadakoSadako
    edited June 2005
    mel, ma belle

    :o
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