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This gimp needs a years worth of Electro-Convulsive Therapy ...

Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
edited August 2005 in Chit chat
... and that's me being merciful!

Just for the sake of it, I decided to see what kind of customer reviews that FUCKING annoying crazy frog was getting on amazon. This is what I found.
utter genius. Music is about fun and joy and this has it in spades.Forget boring bands like Coldplay,here is a real talent.

Crazy frog hops from genre (no pun intended)to genre with ease, easily bettering all the originals.His vocal range is quite outstanding.He would easily outshine Frank Sinatra,Elvis and Gary Barlow without trying.

This is also musically brilliant with the crazy frog clearly using all his talents to play a very wide range of instruments.the drum and bass on this album easy surpasses anything the beatles have released, forget tomorrow never knows, it should be tomorrow never croaks.

Crazy Frog rivals John Lennon for sheer songwriting brilliance and emotion in his mini masterpieces.Bailando sounds more like another number 1 than a place in wales.will pinnochio be released as a single? who nose? there's too many too choose from."magic melody" does exactly what it says on the very colourful cd cover.

There is no need to bother reading all this review-just buy it.you wont be disappointed, a masterpiece.

the only low point "dont you want me" - the lyrics are too obvious - of course we want him.

Who in their right mind would be so stupid to have an opinion like that?

Necros.
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Comments

  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited August 2005
    lol

    the frog prolly has a bigger knob than him too :)
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • DarenDaren
    edited August 2005
    I think that review is meant to be ironic.

    Daren
  • LeeTLeeT
    edited August 2005
    I wouldn't take that review too seriously..
  • Ian HamiltonIan Hamilton
    edited August 2005
    I don't know. If it was meant to be ironic, there would be subtle hints included. Sadly I think that the reviewer was serious. He even gave it 5 stars.

    There's really no hope left for the world.

    In the words of Ian Brown - "Stop the world. I want to get off!"

    Necros.
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited August 2005
    "Crazy Frog rivals John Lennon for sheer songwriting brilliance"
    -Sarcsatic exaggeration

    "Bailando sounds more like another number 1 than a place in wales."
    -Clearly taking the piss

    "will pinnochio be released as a single? who nose?"
    -Ironic pun.

    As much as I hate stating the obvious, this review is clearly a piss-take and is not meant to be taken at all seriously.

    BigBadMick
    (bigbadmick2000@hotmail.com)
  • JimDiGrizLovesAngelinaJimDiGrizLovesAngelina
    edited August 2005
    anyone remember that frog in a liquidiser that was doing the rounds a few years ago?
    It could do with a revamp :)
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited August 2005
    Mel finally got a review listed on Amazon...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited August 2005
    On 2005-08-14 00:14, karingal wrote:
    Mel finally got a review listed on Amazon...

    karingal finally gets fisted up the Amazon
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited August 2005
    On 2005-08-14 00:18, mel the bell wrote:
    On 2005-08-14 00:14, karingal wrote:
    Mel finally got a review listed on Amazon...

    karingal finally gets fisted up the Amazon
    What does that mean?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Malc74Malc74
    edited August 2005
    On 2005-08-13 22:47, Necros wrote:
    I don't know. If it was meant to be ironic, there would be subtle hints included.

    I think this is all the evidence I need that it's a wind-up...
    He would easily outshine Frank Sinatra,Elvis and Gary Barlow without trying.
  • ZX BeccyZX Beccy
    edited August 2005
    I weep for the species....
  • LeeTLeeT
    edited August 2005
    Funny thing is, Crazy Frog is probably more talented than Gary Barlow...well..Howard'any more nibbles'Donald, certainly.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited August 2005
    *hands beccy the tissues*
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited August 2005
    On 2005-08-14 01:02, mel the bell wrote:
    *hands beccy the tissues*
    I hope they were unused...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
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