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David Blunkett Releases Statement.

Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
edited November 2005 in Chit chat
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  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-07 20:12, fogartylee wrote:
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    That's an awful misspelling there. You missed a .. in between the ...... and ...

    Skarpo
    :)
  • stupidgetstupidget
    edited November 2005
    I didn?t realise he could be so rude. And who would have thought that the RSPCA removed his two previous dogs due to "stress caused by unnatural acts"!!!!

    And the way he states that "If I could see I'd wear maroon hot pants and a hessian over-shirt" is classic!!!!


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    [ This Message was edited by: stupidget on 2005-11-07 20:18 ]
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  • murtcepsmurtceps
    edited November 2005
    the dirty [email="b@$+ard"]b@$+ard[/email]


  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited November 2005
    Say what you like, it's never stopped the guy knobbing about 50 women a night.

    Why do they put braille warnings on bleach bottles? I thought the smell enough might offer a clue.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • GPGP
    edited November 2005
    can't quite put my finger on what you mean there.
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-07 21:16, GP wrote:
    can't quite put my finger on what you mean there.

    Har har har!!!

    ( Oh, you didn't mean that as a pun? )

    Skarpo
    :)
  • woodcock88woodcock88
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-07 20:12, fogartylee wrote:
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    What's meant to be funny here? That Blunket uses braille or that he's blind or that you think a collection of horizontally aligned dots resembles the braille system? In less than the time it took you to write this out you could have downloaded Visibraille and actually learned something about it.

    http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseek.cgi?regexp=^Visibraille$&pub=^Brian+Gaff$&model=spectrum


  • ADJBADJB
    edited November 2005
    I wonder what the most replys a post like this can get before it offends somebody ?.

    One topic per attempt to make it easier to tell :)

    ADJB
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited November 2005
    Yes everything's a great big joke, until its too near your bone and too close to your home.

    Still, such humour exists and must be part of us. People suck, and thats my contention.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2005
    I wanna give Laila a big hug.
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-07 23:15, beanz wrote:
    I wanna give Laila a big hug.
    he isnt a teletubby you know


    the till the post offends thing will prolly be me tbh :)


    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited November 2005
    any politician is fair game for biting satire, or stupid jokes in equal measure
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-07 23:17, mel the bell wrote:
    On 2005-11-07 23:15, beanz wrote:
    I wanna give Laila a big hug.
    she isnt a teletubby you know


    the till the post offends thing will prolly be me tbh :)



    Oh you! Practising troublemaker.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • The StargliderThe Starglider
    edited November 2005
    Now that was a funny joke!!!


  • psj3809psj3809
    edited November 2005
    Very good Lee !

    Funny thing is i just got sent that joke by txt. Looks like that ones being sent around the whole country.

    I just hate the way Blunkett gets these decent women, true case of if he wasnt in parliament none of these women would go near him. Stupid money hungry bimbos. Cant blame Blunkett but surely he must realise the truth.

    [ This Message was edited by: psj3809 on 2005-11-08 09:04 ]
  • SaboteurSaboteur
    edited November 2005
    I think the dog is just pimping blunkett out. :)
  • SnazzyParrotSnazzyParrot
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-08 08:59, psj3809 wrote:
    ...Stupid money hungry bimbos. Cant blame Blunkett but surely he must realise the truth.

    He doesn't care. He's too busy reading their bumps.

    [ This Message was edited by: MustrumRidcully on 2005-11-08 09:59 ]
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-08 09:49, Saboteur wrote:
    I think the dog is just pimping blunkett out. :)

    LOL!! VERY funny! :D :D :)

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    [ This Message was edited by: DEATH on 2005-11-08 10:13 ]
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited November 2005
    I also sent this to a very good friend of mine that happens to be blind.

    He nearly wet himself laughing.
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-08 13:15, fogartylee wrote:
    I also sent this to a very good friend of mine that happens to be blind.

    He nearly wet himself laughing.
    Why?
    Was the first line really 'There was an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman in a bar...'
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-08 13:15, fogartylee wrote:
    I also sent this to a very good friend of mine that happens to be blind.

    He nearly wet himself laughing.

    Umm how did he read it?
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2005
    On 2005-11-08 15:02, beanz wrote:
    On 2005-11-08 13:15, fogartylee wrote:
    I also sent this to a very good friend of mine that happens to be blind.

    He nearly wet himself laughing.

    Umm how did he read it?
    Braille screen...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited November 2005
    He was also the only person in the company that could read white text on a white background. Great for sending hidden messages.

    I tried to set him up with a deaf friend. It was never going to work though.
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  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited November 2005
    Judging by the amount of women that Blunkett beds, it's obvious they dont give a monkeys whether he is blind or not. The guys got money and power(or did have).

    I feel the same way. A fat wallet is the number one concern in choosing a guy. Use them, abuse them and throw them away. Then wipe my shoes on them as I go out the door. Cya loser. lol.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2005
    Laila,

    I've been a bad boy, I need to be punished.
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited November 2005
    You don't know the half of it.
    I stole it off a space ship.
  • ADJBADJB
    edited November 2005
    With statements like that we all want to know at least half of it :)

    ADJB
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited November 2005
    I"m in the minority here I know, but has the bloke REALLY done anything so bad? (especially when compared to what Tories like Archer, Aitken, etc. got up to)

    I know that wanting to be a decent father to your children etc. goes against everything that the Daily Mail stands for.

  • psj3809psj3809
    edited November 2005
    Well i dont know the full ins and outs but theres a code of conduct for MP's and rules and he seems to have broken them a few times.

    Dont get me wrong i'm sure nearly all of them are dodgy as hell but doing stuff like trying to sort out a visa for your nanny is taking the p*ss a bit too much. Sadly we cant all do that so he took full advantage of his position.

    Yeah he wanted to be a good father but like i say we cant all sort out a visa for some nanny from abroad. Hes in a powerful position and shouldnt abuse it. What Labours done the last few years has me totally wishing the Conservatives get a chance.
  • ÆlitaÆlita
    edited November 2005
    No matter how bad Labour may seem at times, they'd have to plummet loads more yet before reaching the tories level.

    I'm a scottish nationalist of course. Stop stealing our oil, you thieving gits. You, yes you. I am talking to you.
    I stole it off a space ship.
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